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<0> in neko
<1> hey big droobie, docfu, Ka-bar, jgaddis
<2> Heya Cynic
<3> Greyfox, what ATI do you have it?
<1> docfoo: yeah this HH needs to keep score etc..
<4> Cynic...
<2> autom4ke: It's a pcie x600 that came with this system
<5> Greyfox: hey! HH wins enough of them already with adding a aimbot :P
<1> Greyfox: i won US$233 in a 30-man online tourney the other day, and made NZ$325 playing limit at the casino
<1> might be time to revisit my career path.. ;)
<2> Nah I was thinkign the rules could be pretty simple. Op sets user +v, HH notes this and sets a random timer from 30 seconds to a minute 30 or so and announces game start. He would then count 1 point per kick and permaban after the random time interval. Then announce the winner.
<6> Heh heh.
<7> any indians here? guys, i love your accent very much.
<2> You could keep BOFHball stats on the web and have monthly champions and domain lameness ratings and stuff.
<7> hahaha



<2> ngine: Call dell tech support
<8> Or Cisco tech support
<7> Cisco got indian tech support?
<8> yes.
<8> Those peckers have botched 4 tech calls because of it.
<8> Not because I couldn't understand him, but because he apparently couldn't understand me.
<8> They take your information and nature of the problem and forward it to an engineer.
<7> indians are mixicans, only they have cool tan.
<8> The engineer calls you back. He must be from the US or a division in India where they train them in English much better.
<6> Oh God, I can imagine.
<8> Every single freakin' time, the engineer hears my problem and goes, "Oh, I shouldn't've gotten this problem, the ticket says $differentissue, I'll forward it to the correct engineer."
<8> And then I have to wait a day or two
<8> At least, before the right engineer contacts me.
<9> any stupid windows geek in here ?
<8> Good luck, Greyfox, may your quests bring you nourishment and fulfillment
<3> http://uploads.ungrounded.net/192000/192820_tech.swf
<3> tech support overseas
<6> baker: Dunno about stupid, but...
<3> understand how it works!
<2> It's kind of a pain in the *** now, since I have a voice menu system at the home. Pizza guys can't find my house a good half the time. I can only imagine the level of confusion they'd suffer when they hit my voice menu system.
<8> For those unfamiliar with Foamy... http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html <---they took down Tech Support already, but check out Tech Support 2 and 3.
<3> the tech 1 is at the link...
<3> 2 and 3 are funny too ;)
<8> Ah ok nice
<8> I'm about ready to get the 2nd DVD now, heh
<3> o they sell?
<8> yeah, I got the 1st DVD, includes some early stuff not on the site
<2> Ahh well think I'll go upstairs, watch whatever boondocks episode the tivo picked up and order a pizza. Catch ya'all later.
<3> cya
<8> OMG, my white trash MILF friend taught her adorable little blonde 2yr old daughter how to say, "Nigga, please.", "You ****.", "You're a goomba.", and "Buy me flowers, pwease."
<8> *sighs*
<10> CeruleanD: Nice :)
<8> Her daughter's a real cutie, and the two of them lived with me for a few months while she was down on her luck. Her daughter hated to wear clothes (including diaper) and if we weren't paying attention, she'd take them all off and run around the house naked.
<3> Soon she's gonna learn: 'I want money' 'where are the car keys' and obviously 'fk off'
<3> hehehe
<3> ppl
<6> CeruleanD: Heh, you was hittin' that.
<6> If you weren't, you should've been.
<8> I so enjoyed taunting my friend with the fact that she should buy a little baby-sized br*** pole and clear see-through high-heel platforms.
<10> CeruleanD: Isn't it amusing how youngsters learn all sorts of traits off their mothers?
<8> I told her her daughter was destined to strip her way through college.
<8> It's a mixture of amusing, scary, and a touch sad, heh.
<10> meh. whatever pays the bilss :)
<8> And I *so* would've tapped that (the mom!) with her yummy 40DDD's, but she has some medical issues.
<6> Heh, you can put videos on MySpace now.
<10> damn - that was wrong "bills" damn it, "bills"
<6> I should upload a video of me getting some head, heh.
<8> I told her we could get married but it would only last 16 years, then I'd trade her in for her daughter.
<8> LOL
<10> CeruleanD: Erm, medical issues = require application of creams?
<3> waznz, u nasty
<3> lol
<10> autom4ke: nasty? No, not me - that's my evil twin. I'm sweet AND innocent.
<8> LOL, no, deep post-pardum depression which caused her pain whenever she was touched by someone, she could barely even hug her daughter without wincing
<10> autom4ke: I also spell out my words here ...
<3> lol
<10> CeruleanD: Shag that. My ex was like that :/
<8> jgaddis: Make sure that A) she's naked, and B) you do some "roaming" with the camera to get all of her into the shot. ;)



<6> I did.
<8> http://www.depressionhurts.com/index.jsp
<10> jgaddis: what's the URL. Have wget ready ...
<6> waznz: http://192.168.0.7/gallery2/
<8> She couldn't even cuddle, let alone more. I told her it didn't require any more contact than my penis and her vagina, that there were positions that could allow for minimal bodily contact, but she wouldn't listen. O:-)
<8> Oh not fair, I can't get taht. :-P
<10> jgaddis: that's just g0atpr0n ... :(
<11> jgaddis: hahaha
<8> LOL
<8> Ok good, nevermind :)
<8> You should setup a profile here, jgaddis: http://www.ratemyfaceadult.com/index.cfm
<8> This is my favoritest place for porn.
<8> Absolutely free, full-length amatuer videos.
<8> Don't even need to login I don't think.
<3> and silence was made....
<3> LOL
<8> ./make install silence
<3> ;p
<10> Umm ... yeah ... I meant "works on the work support calls coming through"
<8> lol
<8> So yeah, anyway, I've got this error in my logs
<8> ...
<6> You've got "..." in your logs?
<6> That *is* bad.
<8> lol
<3> fk
<3> #85 is bad
<3> stab her in the face
<8> lipplovescum?
<8> Wait, are you talking about jgaddis pics, or #85 on the Top 100 girls on rmfa?
<3> top100
<3> looks like a fking vampire
<8> Let me show you my absolute favorite on the site
<6> you guys need that "fetchgals" program
<8> Oh no! Her profile is gone!! :(
<8> Oh no, here she is
<8> I must've typed it in wrong
<8> http://www.ratemyfaceadult.com/profile.cfm?member=DorkishlyCool
<6> Here's one I took last night: http://www.jeremygaddis.com/gallery2/v/us/100_0309.JPG.html
<8> Yeah, that's a great shot/outfit
<3> who's that?
<10> jgaddis: ...
<6> My ol' lady.
<6> waznz?
<10> jgaddis: *shrugs* ... couldn't think of anything to say, so instead, I sent something to CeruleanD's logs.
<6> Heh heh.
<8> lol
<10> jgaddis: although, if you find some more of those going spare, send 'em to .nz for me :)
<3> fricking emerge is taking a life time
<3> how annoying
<10> autom4ke: the life time of what, though?
<10> :)
<3> lol
<3> ohh baby
<3> baby baby
<3> CeruleanD
<8> Yar?
<3> I feel like im in debt with ya. Such a nice site
<3> Let me share this
<3> http://img16.imageshack.us/my.php?image=128dj.jpg
<8> Oh yeah isn't it though?
<8> Holy mother **** of god **** christ jesus mother ****er!
<3> Now, you will never eat in your life again!
<3> lmao
<3> :D
<12> jgaddis: are those tracks on her arm?
<3> danm man
<8> I want to go home and burn my clothes and lay in the shower and pour lye all over myself.
<3> XD
<6> siglite: What? No.
<8> But still... I'd hit that.


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