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<0> so that at any time i can connect to any of their machines and show them
<1> tavi-san: quick translation (regarding security) "The problem is that many companies lack protection against unfaitful employees. Otherwise the intruders are often from countries like Romania, Russia and Brasil"
<0> Jostein: yeah true
<0> a lot of clueless kiddies here try to "GET R00T"
<1> no ****
<0> but also there are a lot of "dont give a **** people" that just dont care if their machines get compromised
<0> those too should be slapped
<1> I find it amusing that people with no skills to use "the root" for anything useful, are the ones who want it the most.
<2> waa spaces should be banned from usernames
<1> Sunblade: breaking your scripts, ey? :P
<2> no if I had coded said application I would simply use s/ //g :)
<1> heh
<2> or better yet check for spaces and lart them about it
<1> lol
<2> though I am tempted to truncate the user table :>
<0> i saw "the sixth sense" again last night with $fiancee



<0> she never saw, after the movie she kept talking about it for like an hour
<3> Heheh. I didn't win the ANA Book Writing competition. I was defeated by an 11 year old girl from Hong Kong, apparently :P
<3> Looking at the winning entry, and the runners-up they've produced a 4-page illustration book with an equally short paragraph of text for each of the four illustrations. This wasn't specified clearly enough in the competition rules. :)
<3> I wrote a ****ing novella - a full story - which had 4 illustrations in it :P
<3> Can we say, "D'oh"? ;)
<4> hmm
<4> D'oh
<4> mornin' btw.
<3> aft'noon :P
<5> heya Lion-O, Tron.
<5> why are java applications generally so slow...
<5> customers doing a stresstest to test the capacity of his postgres server, but instead he hits cpu load bottleneck while the db has a load of 0.00 ;)
<4> I'll have you know that my nekobot r0x0rZ :)
<5> with nekobot being?
<4> Clone: a bot on nekonet ;)
<3> ./kick Lion-O NO ADVERTISING!!!!!1111!!onetyoneetcwtfbbq!! :P
<4> OMG!!
<3> PONIES!
<5> hehe.
<4> ./msg Tron OMG, WTF, YUKXMEUTCHAN???!!!{25}
<4> oops
<6> ORLY?!?!
<4> dudu?
<7> O..o
<8> I only can run aumix as root, how can I use it as user please?
<8> aumix: error opening mixer
<9> d8: change the permissions on the mixer device, or add your user to the audio group.
<9> Which one of those above solutions will be the most effective will depend on your distro.
<8> but only aumix is not working
<8> I can play songs as user
<4> tavi-san: y0
<5> Am I the only pure soul on the internet?
<8> what is the group wheel for?
<5> d8: it's the root group equiv of bsd style unix.
<8> Clone I see.. thanks
<0> Clone: y0 m4n, wh4t5'|_|P?
<5> tavi-san: not much ;)
<10> w0rd |_|p h0m3y!
<10> Ugh...ok, enough of that crap
<11> Clone: pure soul? you can't possibly be a pure soul!
<0> Wells: \o/ for you! :)
<5> wlfshmn: but I am.
<11> Clone: if you were, you would have run out of here screaming ages ago
<5> wlfshmn: race: asimon
<5> wlfshmn: aasimon that is..
<11> ah, after only four days, the ntp server has finally managed to drift my system back into the proper time-space continuum
<11> Clone: I'm more Baatezu
<5> wlfshmn: hehe, baator rulez.
<5> wlfshmn: pillar of skulls, bell the pit fiend, tiamat.. and that's only avernus..
<11> Clone: Ah, yes. Home.
<11> Clone: Yeah, I avoid avernus though, feeling more at home in Cania
<12> ./configure says "C++ compiler cannot create executables"
<12> why?
<2> jascha: check config.log
<12> says exit 77
<12> whats exit 77 ?
<2> jascha: Try asking meaningful questions. Visit http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html for more information.



<13> jascha: Gee, probably because the compiler can't create executables.
<12> well
<2> speaks for itself no ?
<12> actually there was NO compiler :P
<12> Im installing it now
<2> next time, ask smart questions, implies reading manuals searching the internet
<12> ok dood.
<12> :)
<2> !seen foo
<14> Sunblade: I haven't seen foo.
<15> guh.
<2> hug.
<15> O_o
<2> o_O
<15> I should go back to sleep.
<15> supercalifragalisiticexbealidocious.
<3> Anyways, it was set -#linux
<2> anyway he was set to -#linux :P
<2> indeed
<3> Heh
<2> kosmo: nothing to see here, nighty night
<11> hmm. my test domino server has suddenly turned to syrup
<3> kosmo: Secret squiirel /wallchops conversation *enigmatic look*
<15> Tron: :p
<2> wlfshmn: hence test :)
<3> kosmo: From it's /away mesasge, it looked awfully like an irc exploit.
<2> I wouldn't recommend drinking it though
<11> Sunblade: All my dominbo servers are test servers ;)
<11> Sunblade: I rebuild them constantly, as I have a habbit of missplacing the id's with administrative priviliges
<2> s/my//
<11> Sunblade: or doing stupid things like denying access to the server at all to everyone except a few unpriviliged users who can't fix the problem, and so on
<15> wlfshmn: thats kinda silly :)
<3> 13:34 Afurisitu [~Hacker@193.231.76.98] requested CTCP PING from Tron: 1144154087
<3> 13:34 Afurisitu [~Hacker@193.231.76.98] requested CTCP VERSION from Tron:
<3> Oh no!!11!
<3> I'm being h4xz0r3d!
<3> I hope it enjoyes the VERSION reply. :)
<1> I think my VERSION is rather tasteful :P
<1> CTCP VERSION reply from Jostein: naughty naughty hackable client yes
<3> 13:36 CTCP VERSION reply from Tron: FOAD
<1> heh
<11> Tron: reply version Windows 95, vanilla.
<3> wlfshmn: Ouch :P
<1> wlfshmn: seriously? :P
<11> Tron: no, I was suggesting you reply with that, and se if he tries some interesitng angles of attack ;)
<1> StacoM: watch us not care
<3> wlfshmn: Heheh. I have a nepenthes box running at home for that ;)
<0> where is schitzo?
<0> Florida won last night, UCLA lost
<15> tavi-san: not my day to watch him.
<0> i was right and i won 100 bucks :)
<0> kosmo: rofl
<15> tavi-san: hes not signed onto my bawx anymore FWIW
<0> wtf is fwiw?
<15> For What Its Worth.
<0> oh ****, didnt think of that :)
<0> kosmo: you know what MPLS is to cisco?
<15> tavi-san: no, but I can ask my cisco geek
<0> whos him?
<15> tavi-san: $cow-orker
<0> he will say "multiprotocol label switching"
<15> tavi-san: :p
<0> when he says that tell him: "dude get laid more often, it means multiple partner lesbian ***
<0> he will feel bad :D
<15> hahahahahahaha
<15> so so bad bad
<15> mmkay, so I company is slightly insane
<15> and we use MSN Instant Messenger for communicating between IT Staff (stupid stupid stupid)
<16> do you use the real actual MSN messenger?
<15> but, as a result, someone found the coolest Emoticon thingy.


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