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<0> I'll process the scans afterwards if needbe
<1> PolarWolf, to pdf?
<0> fredk: Naw, photos.
<0> fredk: Hence jpeg
<1> pr0n?
<0> fredk: Naw
<0> fredk: Unless you fancy dog pr0n...but to each his own!
<1> dress them up like g0ats and i'm in
<0> fredk: Dressing dogs is for americans
<2> hi.....i need a *****.....
<0> http://www.*****forsale.com/
<1> pupacite, http://www.bengalcat.com/
<1> PolarWolf, whats wrong with dressing your dog? :P
<1> (s)



<0> fredk: http://www.myfauxpaws.com/apparel/alexis/Paradesm.jpg << This
<0> And this: http://www.myfauxpaws.com/images/yorkiesm.jpg
<1> haha the pirate bay is up again
<1> I see no problem with that
<3> fredk: pirate bay? ;) What is that ?
<0> Lion-O: Been living under a rock for a week? :)
<3> PolarWolf: close enough :)
<0> Lion-O: Big*** torrent site. Been taken down earlier this week.
<0> And its back up now.
<0> Amazingly
<3> PolarWolf: ach so... that explains it; I don't use torrents at all.
<0> Lion-O: me neither, but it hit the news rather big
<0> Lion-O: They're kinda...special in away :)
<4> that took what 3 days or so?
<0> Give or take
<5> EHLO
<6> 214 ESMTP != IRC
<5> QUIT
<7> 217 QUIT command not supported
<5> ugh, the guess was either that or EXIT...
<7> that isn't supported on IRC either
<5> Who cares? Mail is on the way out anyways according to media..
<7> they're wrong
<5> no ****
<7> changing maybe...
<0> The EU wants to tax email
<7> they can't police that
<0> Not that I mind, they won't be able to get to mine, but still :)
<8> Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
<8> InstallinG Your NiGGeR.
<0> Oh look, another onr
<8> You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together.
<5> Pretty funny compared to the regular romanians
<7> not really
<0> It's just a bot
<7> notwould be funny if I hadn't seen it a million times before
<0> But since everyone is against a badwords module in the mutt...
<7> PolarWolf: yeah, **** that
<7> PolarWolf: well, maybe just the niggr word
<7> and "sal"
<0> smsie: Yeah, specifically for that one. Don't care about the rest.
<7> and "ppl"
<7> and "pls"
<7> hmm, maybe it is worthwhile
<7> provided I'm exempt of course
<0> Of course, it'd have to integrate into the "flags" module
<7> I think I need to get faster DVD media
<7> this drive *claims* to be 16x
<7> the DVDs are only 8x though
<7> not that I've seen faster media available anywhere sane
<5> strange
<5> piratebay.org not responding to ping packets
<5> no webserver responding..
<5> OMFG, You killed the piratebay! You bastards....
<6> smsie: problem is, someone kicked me just the other night for doing a comedy ripoff of said bot.



<9> Do I need a package before I can see phtml in apache?
<9> It dosent work..
<0> since when is apache a browser?
<9> Firefox sorry (:
<9> But do I need a package to apache before it will work with phtml?
<7> :)
<0> deriaN: Depends on what "phtml" is, and whether or not you told apache which handler to use for such files
<10> gah
<9> You know ex. INDEX.PHTML etc.
<5> php html?
<0> deriaN: I'm not as stupid as you are, I know what you mean
<5> porn html?
<6> Bjprn-: pish-html
<9> exacly ;)
<11> :)
<9> There wasent anything in httpd.conf
<9> I searched that one before
<0> Oh, it's for hiding php stuff
<7> why the **** they won't let me buy it electronically I have no idea
<7> buy on a CD only :(
<7> I need it NOW, not in a week when the mail decides to send it
<0> smsie: I never get that either
<7> and they're "out of stock"
<7> if they ****ing SOLD it electronically, I'd buy it that way
<12> who reads 2600 mag?
<5> 2.6k people
<7> goodbye
<5> another one bites the dust
<5> another one joins
<7> while we're on bot modules, a banned cochannel one would be handy
<6> hmm. what's #enr00t
<7> I really ought to get stuck in and write a bot at some point
<5> whyzzyrd: http://www.websters-online-dictionary.com/En/Enroot.html
<5> but that doesn' t help you
<6> Bjprn-: beyond the line "/me watches as Bjprn- gets enrooted by HellHound" no.
<5> whyzzyrd: Hey, it's the #enr00t guy who should be enrooted by Hellhound.. not me.
<6> Bjprn-: perhaps
<5> whyzzyrd: What are you trolling about?
<5> *Wohoo* TPB is back up
<3> aaah, there's nothing like walking to get dinner 8)
<6> Lion-O: no, and how bloody annoying it is.
<6> Bjprn-: Trolling? Me?
<3> whyzzyrd: its not 8)
<5> whyzzyrd: hehe... you're right. i troll too much.
<3> you troll :P
<3> </unfounded comment out of the blue>
<5> Lion-O: well not, since whyzzyrd thinks i should get enrooted by HellHound..
<6> Lion-O: It's a right PITA to have to walk 40 mins to get lunch, because there's fsck-all in the house.
<0> summer?
<6> Bjprn-: define blast
<0> could've fooled me
<5> whyzzyrd: play music
<6> PolarWolf: yeah, it's started to cloud over up here
<0> It's june, and I still wear a fleece jacket
<0> That ain't normal
<6> Bjprn-: /me once got in trouble because we could be heard clearly 1.5km away
<5> whyzzyrd: ORLY? Some stereo system then i guess..
<3> lol
<11> Bjprn-, beer in the morning? boy, i barely ate my cereals :)
<3> Hmmm, AH's 'Boeren maaltijd salade' really is an unmatched product. Esp. if you add some ingredients yourself (I always add a boiled egg, tomatoe and some onion) :)
<6> Bjprn-: O'Really. We were running a few KW..
<5> SPOPPO: afternoon here.. it's also schools out today (for some)
<11> Bjprn-, oh, my bad. :) *cheers*
<5> SPOPPO: cheers yourself.. beer and cereal works too you know.
<11> i'll try next morning :)
<5> whyzzyrd: What did the police say when they arrived?
<6> Bjprn-: "Good evening Sir, would you mind turning it down a bit, We've had some complaints from $next-village".
<6> Bjprn-: So I said "Really? I'm suprised that it carried that far. Please come and witness the fact that I'm reducing the input power to the speaker system by 30%."


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