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<0> Jostein: hehe
<0> ehrm, jlgaddis hehe
<0> Jostein: screw you :)
<0> Jostein: how is the hangover going?
<1> K_F: I just drank half a bottle of wine, in revrse. somewhat saltier this time around :P
<1> so. probably getting better now
<1> thinking about ordering chinese food. I -almost- have the menu compiled
<1> jlgaddis: eheheh
<0> jlgaddis: you have no idea how many in Norway believes their email@work is their own property
<0> and actually get pissed of if otherwise is suggested
<0> jlgaddis: tmi..
<0> arrgh
<0> Jostein: tmi
<2> K_F: guess I get to graph my adsl modems snmp stuff atleast ;)



<3> Jostein: htf do you drink wine in reverse?
<3> Jostein: wait.. maybe I don't want to know
<0> Nanuq: think..
<0> exactly
<3> like the South Park episode
<3> K_F: Oh.. not quite the same then.
<1> Nanuq: nope. more like throwing up
<4> anyone here that can help me out with some Redhat questions?
<3> heh
<3> Jostein: I always keep mine down, tyvm.
<1> Nanuq: sometimes its easier to just let the bad karma flow
<0> helpingha: can, most probably. will is another matter
<0> helpingha: please be accurate in your questioning
<0> and for the love of Guru, stop messaging me
<0> unless you are a very hot chick willing to put out
<1> hahah
<4> just wanted to know how would I start the PHPMYADMIN on xwindows?
<1> helpingha: pphpMyAdmin is a web based tool
<5> hrm.. xwindows
<1> helpingha: hoes the **** does this relate to X?
<4> okay how would I get to it
<0> helpingha: read the manual
<0> helpingha: tldp.org start reading the guides, come back in one to three years
<0> maybe you've grown up by then
<6> there, transferring the last of the backups that i did to HDD from the random workstations to the server...then just gotta do the stuff I have on DVD, and put those on the server
<4> lol thanks
<5> it's been a good 7 years since i've heard anyone refer to X as X windows.. on top of that, It's not X windows. That's a misnomer from Windows users coming over to linux. It's the X window system.
<0> Jostein: ever listened to Jim Croce? actually some very nice music
<1> K_F: dont think so
<0> Jostein: got a tip from a regular in here about it yesterday..
<6> haha
<1> K_F: i see isee
<0> Jostein: updated my music collection a bit, threw in some Jim Croce, Michael Buble and Jessica Folker
<5> cheese steak with fried onion and mushrooms. that's what i order
<5> K_F: all nobodys
<0> safemode: I don't care as long as I like the music
<5> K_F: just throw some jimmy eat world on that list and you'll be fine.
<0> who?
<7> omfg... "*/5 * * * * /root/bin/cron/du_running_script.pl" (names are changed to protect the guilty).. And that perl script basicly does "open(DF,"/bin/df -l |"); while (<DF>) { ..... } if ($usedperc > $maxperc) { &mail(@line);".
<7> (snipped out a lot of code)
<7> but forcefully running df every 5 minutes or so also doesn't sound like the greatest of ideas to me ;)
<7> /especially/ not with a few nfs mounts lying around. Holy **** :P
<7> if that other server collapses for whatever reason this one will go down with it :P
<8> haha -l = local, so the nfs mounts wouldn't matter ;P
<7> aaah, indeed
<8> at least whoever it was put thought into their reimplementation of quotas ;P
<7> Missed that one. Thats making it a lot easier on me
<7> RelDrgn: *nod*. this place is a total mess. But I love it nevertheless :)
<0> hehe
<7> but now. ph00d.
<0> bon apetit
<7> danke
<6> christ, even at 30mbs, it takes forever to xfer 40gigs
<2> Steakk: hehe, last itm eI did that, it was rebuilding the backup dataset over a 1Mbit line ;)
<2> Steakk: took the better part of a week ;)
<6> damn, heh
<6> I am just repopulating my server via the network (new shares, new server, new OS, etc)......have all the data stored on my lappy, and workstations temporarily....putting it back is just a PITA



<2> Steakk: and people wonder why -ever- I say I could really use a wide upstream..
<6> wlfshmn, psht, you know you would be doing more p2p if you had a bigger upstream
<2> Steakk: actually, I don't think so. What p2p I -do- would ocmpelte it's seeding faster though ;)
<6> wlfshmn, chubby fingers today, or too many beers today?
<0> skl anyways :)
<9> hy all .. can anyone help me ?
<2> Steakk: no beer, in fact, I've had a single burker and a medium coke all day ;)
<2> mayb eI should get some food..
<0> Coding: can, most probably. will, probably not
<9> :p
<0> Coding: your lack of accuracy indicates you should look for help somewhere else
<6> Coding, hes not joking
<6> so, dont smile
<2> Steakk: yesturday included a much too large quantity of wine though.. I'm glad I didn't pay for that dinner..
<6> hehehe
<0> Coding: http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
<6> wlfshmn, i know how that goeds
<0> :)
<0> Steakk: ditto, have some pictures I'm glad I haven't seen since the last company party..
<6> http://artwc.org/Billie2/0118FUNNIES/0118.html <-- LoL...some of those are interesting
<2> Steakk: most amusing is my fathers fiancee.. she was having a killer hangover today, and she was the DD and didn't drink more than half a glas of wine all night yesturday ;)
<6> 1/2 gl*** wine, and had a hangover?
<6> shes either a lightweight, or that was one big ****ing gl***
<2> Steakk: myself however had no problem, and I probably bettered her with atleast a bottle and a half
<2> Steakk: she is overly sensetive to a bacteria found in the peels of some red grapes
<6> ahhh
<2> Steakk: so it's sort of an alergic reaction. that said, she is a lightweight in drinking capacity anyway normally too, but not -that- bad ;)
<6> my ex fiancee would have 1 gl*** of champagne, and 2 beers, and need to be carried home
<2> Steakk: white wine if fine for her, and some reds, while others inject a raging dwarf into her skull even at small quantities
<2> Steakk: atleast she was low maintenance ;)
<0> Steakk: there are 4 roundabouts like that in UK. at least they drive the "right way" in the middle
<0> Steakk: the comment the first time I saw it was "no wonder god placed the brits on an island for themselves"
<0> the comment attached to it, that is
<0> http://www2.kfwebs.net/roundabout.png was missing there though
<10> jesus that was a long ban.
<10> ***holes :P
<2> (19:36) *** Mode change for #linux by HellHound: -b *!*@NineVolt.users.undernet.org
<2> (19:18) *** Joins: NineVolt [~9v@NineVolt.users.undernet.org] has joined #linux
<2> (19:18) < NineVolt> jesus that was a long ban.
<2> nithin' has been preventing your entry for the past 23.5 hours ;)
<0> lol
<11> NineVolt: what did you do to deserve it?
<11> because calling the people who banned you "***holes" means you get a nice new ban. :D
<1> we will never know :P
<0> probably _could_ check some logs
<2> mine don't go back more than 24h..
<0> my primary DNS server gets way too little traffic
<0> wlfshmn: I have logs back some years..
<1> my logs go back to whenever Ive setup a machine :P
<12> LMAO!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=sCEZ2m9o7vc&mode=related&search=
<1> cappicard: have ramnstein started ripping crystal method too now? :P
<13> lol
<1> I only thought they did ministry style music
<13> that one is flatout funny
<1> too noisy for me today
<6> okay, I am beginning to get pissed off w/these ****ing transparent images and IE6
<1> hehehe
<0> Steakk: png I take it?
<6> K_F, yeah, cause the .gif's are showing up looking like **** on a dark bg
<0> I have browser detection myself, IE gets served gif and other browsers gets gif
<6> (gradient bg)
<0> ehrm.
<0> other browsers gets PNG
<6> gotta dig up that DirectX call to include via JS for the PNGs with alpha layers
<1> a "clean" solution
<0> http://www.howtocreate.co.uk/alpha.html
<0> iirc it is also included in IE7 (the JS-collection)
<2> meh.. the office DSL modem doesn't do snmp.. silly thing
<0> wlfshmn: bummer
<2> K_F: yeah.. I'll have to do something about that later on I think
<0> wlfshmn: it is more common for SDSL modems than ADSL modems though
<2> K_F: my home adsl modem does it


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