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<0> Britain would hate you.
<1> boo hoo.
<1> we'll just send a brigade of dentists over and they'd rejoice.
<0> -_-;
<2> hey, I hope you guys stand up and ***ert your soverignty in the arctic
<2> because what we're doing up there with the subs is bull****
<1> yeah i hear theres a polar bear talking **** :D
<2> so grab your nutsacks and make a stand.
<1> oh, the subs thing, wow i forgot about that
<1> thtas no joke either
<0> I'm not sure what to make of all that
<1> we arent either
<3> wait what, subs?
<0> truth be told, this whole Iran thing is what's on my mind of late
<1> yeah, but the US now represents a direct threat to your sovreignty
<1> spelling notwithstanding



<1> per your new PM-elect anyway.
<1> TenBaseT: do i have that right?
<0> like I said, I can't comment because I haven't really thought about it much
<2> the US runs our subs under the polar ice cap in canadian territorial waters, and has been for years. Recently the canadians figured this out, raised a polite objection, and someone in the US told them that they dont really repect the claim of territorial waters.
<1> yeah, that wasnt the most tactful response.
<4> hi
<1> and honestly, you have to side with .ca on this one.
<5> DesperateCrY: quick: are you for .ca or .us on the subs issue?
<1> from an international law point of view, anyway.
<6> TenBaseT: Argentina tried something like that with the Falkland Islands and we larted them ;)
<2> yeah, I mean, for gods sake. the US claims something stupid in regards to its own territorial waters.
<6> Actually they had the temerity to go sunbathing on the Falkland Islands.
<0> hm, almost 13:00... I should get lunch
<1> yes, because when argentina ran out of bullets they started throwing flan
<4> i dont know
<0> what's flan?
<4> ca :\
<2> custard
<1> you near quebec?
<1> creme caramel
<0> I'm about as close to Quebec as you can get without actually being there
<1> dude
<2> flan is a cheap mexican copy of creme broulee
<1> thats as close as you want to be
<6> Oh dear, now, look at this pitcure, would you buy ANYTHING from this man? http://www.mikecrowson.co.uk/index.html
<0> truth be told, I'd rather not be
<1> mexican nothing, thats pure old world
<0> as I'm pretty sure the fact that I'm not bilingual is why I don't have a job yet
<1> and its not limited to the spaniards either
<2> hey if a guy who knows 2 languages is bilingual and a guy who knows three is trilingual, what do you call a guy who knows one language?
<2> American!
<5> cunnilingual?
<0> eheh
<1> Tamahome: vas tu fair futre, tous les francophones
<1> thats all you need to know
<1> faire? shrug.
<2> Tamahome: please for hte love of god tell me you didnt just start a laugh out with "eh"
<6> TenBaseT: Americans know language?
<1> Tron: hai.
<0> TBT: well, I *am* Canadian
<0> eigo de hanashimasu ka?
<6> ENGRISH!
<7> shyaberuyo
<1> thats what i accel at.
<1> yeah no ****, i've got the slit eyes and yet docfu can speak it better than I
<7> hahaha
<1> i have an excuse. my father is not... a patient man.
<2> So, I was at this mcdonalds in canada right by the wisconsin border, and the place was crowded as hell
<1> right
<1> did you order a royale with cheese?
<0> wisconsin... errrr... is that west or east?
<7> and?
<7> hahahaha
<2> I went to the end of the line, and asked if the guy was in line and he screams NO IM CANADIAN
<2> if you've ever livedin a border town thats funny ****. You wont get it otherwise
<0> I don't get it, no
<6> ?
<7> Tamahome Henceforth: "Are you ****ed up?" "No, I'm from Wisconsin."



<2> many canadians who live near the US are hypersensitive about getting mixed up with americans, and you hear "No, I'm canadian" like 50 times a day
<0> oh serious
<1> bahaha
<7> totally
<7> like
<8> right, it is official; I don't like Netbeans 5 8) Perhaps I should look into module development and re-write the rewritten version control support ;)
<2> DesperateCrY: what are you so desperate about?
<7> if a gunman were to walk into a mcdonalds and open fire, he'd let the canadians leave first
<0> Jon: have you ever seen Falling Down?
<7> great great movie
<0> aye
<2> hahahhahahah
<2> you know, there's at least 200 engineers who look just like that ****er.
<0> Michael w***isname
<7> 200? try boeing after they lost the JSF contract :P
<2> white short sleeve linen shirt. charcoal pants. dilbert tie, pens in pocket
<9> http://mail.steakk.com:8080/webmail/ <-- hehe, got a picture of a steak on there now :)
<2> horn rim gl***es.
<2> no ****
<7> and mcdowell dougl*** after they lost the JSF contract
<10> Steakk: haha
<2> what the **** is that? McDonnell, not McDowell. what do you think this is, Coming To America?
<4> death
<7> oops
<5> macdonalds douglas
<10> Steakk: how's scalix?
<5> ``would you like a chopper with that plane?''
<9> yoz: loving it
<9> absolutely wonderful
<7> OM supersize that carrier
<1> haha Coming to America
<5> ``you want that with teflon coating?''
<1> one of sam jacksons first movies
<10> Steakk: there is no deb for it =/
<7> "The royal penis is clean your highness"
<2> hahahahaa
<9> yoz: nope
<5> later
<1> best line was the dr king one
<7> ?
<2> THATS BEAUTIFUL. IS THAT VELVET?
<2> ladies and gentlemen give it up for ***ual chocolate!!!
<0> WTF?!?
<0> goddamn you people are wierd
<7> no
<1> "I met doctor king. i was walkin down the street in atlanta, turn a corner, POW someone punches me in the face! i look up and its him! i say "doctor king!" he said 'oops i thought you were someone else'."
<7> we've been to/are from wisconsin
<1> the delivery of that line killed me
<2> hahaha
<1> "man, you dont know no joe frasier."
<1> you know what comes next.
<7> everything i learned about the world i learned from the video rental store and the internet
<7> the cows didn't teach me anything
<2> okay D-side, I want you to listen to something here.
<1> oh no.
<2> D-side: no no, this is just a bit of advocacy.
<2> http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-03-06-war/neonbubble.jpg
<11> docfu: itnernet and video rentals eh.. you must have a rather ****ed up ***uality ;)
<0> y'know... sometime I wanna pick up the nerve to go cow-tipping
<2> it's just a higher standard over on SA
<2> http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3560
<7> Tamahome actually its pretty dangerous.., you can kill the cow if you aren't careful
<1> you really want me to sign up dont you
<6> WTF is cow-tipping?
<3> not to mention what happens when the cow gets pissed off and kicks you
<0> hm, it's Friday, I should defrag
<3> Tron: you get drunk and go out in a field and try to push cows over
<2> Tron: cows sleep on thier feet sometimes, so if you get a few strong guys, you can sneak up on htem and knock them over.
<1> Tron: kids apparently think its funny.
<2> D-side: http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-03-06-war/neonbubble2.jpg
<7> Tron and if they fall and land on anything hard you can break their ribs and kill em
<1> and since they're such m***ive beasts, the fall can break rips and rupture organs.


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