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<0> Xmodel: buy it dinner and some chocolates, and tell it that it looks beautiful
<1> heh, /me sets initdefault to 6 for ****s-n-giggles
<0> Xmodel: I dont recommend using --force, that usually ends up badly.
<0> OH. HELL. YES.
<0> http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/02/lab.defense.ap/index.html
<2> anyone here play the guitar? i'm having a tuning failure
<3> nope
<1> "They may cut your **** in half, and serve it to a pig...and though it hurts, you'll laugh, and do a ****less jig. But thats the way it goes, in a world thats shat upon, though we die, la-resistance, lives on!"
<4> TenBaseT: Haha! A Gatling Gun!
<1> tuning is sooo easy docfu
<3> y'know... I'm not really into guns, but gatlings are neat
<1> 4 4 4 3 4 is your tuning guide
<1> or was it 3 3 3 2 3 ?
<4> TenBaseT: "Lab spokeswoman Susan Houghton said the guns add "one more layer of protection."" - More like "%0 layers per second protection" ;)



<4> s/%/5/
<2> steakk aha!
<2> so there is a different one in there
<2> that was my question
<4> docfu: *salute*
<2> i thought on guitar its 5 5 5 4 5
<2> hey Tron
<4> docfu: When do you go again?
<2> wednesday morning
<4> docfu: woot
<2> you call the coastal security commission and tell them godzilla is coming?
<3> LOL
<1> it is 55545
<1> sorry about that
<4> docfu: Bah, Godzilla makes a visit to the screaming m***es at least once a week anyways ;)
<4> "GOJIRRA!"
<4> Oh look...
<4> RIM has won a patent case here in the UK
<5> the blackberry dudes?
<4> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/business/0,39020645,39250170,00.htm
<6> yeah
<4> Yep.
<3> yeah
<6> now the US is waiting for the same.
<3> they still need to defeat NTL, AFAIK
<4> Damn. THat means I'll still have to watch those smarmy cunts thumb emails away on the London Undergournd every morning.
<3> hahahahahah
<3> Crackberrys are cool though
<6> Tron: look on the bright side. in 20 years those thumbs are falling off
<4> I wanted to point at them and laugh oh so much.
<2> how about that new turkish movie coming out?
<4> docfu: Turkish Delight?
<6> the one where they depict american soldiers as savages?
<2> yeah
<6> shrug.
<6> this country has been villified across the globe.
<2> yup
<2> we're like starwars III
<6> regardless of whether or not we deserve it
<4> D-side: Can you blame the world? ;)
<2> everyone just wants to see us over with :)
<6> Tron: sometimes yes, sometimes no.
<6> Tron: in the current political climate, not at all.
<4> I mean, look at your /President/ FFS. I've seen more intelligence in a dead slug.
<3> indeed
<6> Tron: dont blame me.
<6> OldMonk: bastard
<5> D-side: no, i know my father's name!
<4> OldMonk: You know what's going to happen, all those jobs moving to India will eventually be moved to China. ;)
<0> when everyone thinks we're an evil industrial empire, we might as well get some neat gatling guns
<5> Tron: that's what they've been saying for the past 4 years
<2> TBT we can be the coolest bad guys ever!
<5> but the chinese still can't speak english -- they're even worse than indians!
<2> Tron true if we have bombs we can blow the enemy workforce to hell
<3> it's not that they can't... for the most part they don't want to
<5> they can't



<2> oh they can alright
<2> 'me love you long time'
<4> I've met a few CHinese people who can speak perfectly good English.
<2> never heard THAT from an indian girl
<3> only if it brings money in... otherwise all they want to do is talk in Chinese with all their pals
<6> OldMonk: its not the knowledgeof the language thats the problem.
<3> Tron: "a few"
<6> rarely if ever do i have to deal with incorrect grammar.
<6> its the accents i cannot decipher
<2> you are japanese, you grew up on 46 and some odd syllables :P
<4> D-side: Try speaking to a Glaswegian ;)
<3> oh if you want to talk about accents, I totally can not understand Africans who speak English... accent is waaaaay too thick
<3> or too Rastafarian
<0> "HALLO WHO CON EYE HALP JOO MAI NEMM ESS BOB"
<6> thats and i want to reach through the phone and slap them when they state their name. no, your ****ing name is NOT bob
<0> hahahaha
<1> I am suprised at how well FC4 runs on a 400mhz with 512mgs ram and a 4mg video card
<2> i must be gifted cause i can understand all but those damn hicks down in the bayou
<2> 'homos wear you nakkid'
<0> D-side: when they tell me their name is bob I tell them my name is Surhesh
<4> "OCHWHITURYETALKINABOOTYEBIGBAISTURTYE!"
<6> hahaha
<3> Tron: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
<4> "SEEYOOJIMMY!", "AYE..."
<6> my grandfather was from glasgow. :)
<0> "JOO DOO NOT ZOUND LYKE SURHESH"
<0> "Well, you dont exactly sound like a bob, either"
<6> when i was a kid i had an uncle who'd call me a "little nip of scotch"
<4> D-side: Sure it wasn't "Ya wee nip 'o'scotch, ye."? ;)
<3> term of endearment D-side, I'm sure nothing more :P
<6> he was a ****, and died. yay.
<6> Tron: no, he was an ignorant american.
<4> Ignorant Americans are ten-a-penny ;)
<5> s/ignorant //
<6> sigh.
<4> Is it time yet to bash Americans again?
<6> before 2000, i could argue.
<5> sure
<4> w00t
<3> but... American bashing is FUN!
<6> not if you're canada. :D
<6> you just wait til the US runs out of wood.
<3> heh.
<3> we'll see about that
<4> D-side: Or animated bouncy-headed people!
<2> just remember, if the us falls nothing will keep canada from slamming into mexico
<6> Tron: you cant trust them, with their beady little eyes.
<7> Tron: It's always time to bash Americans.
<6> docfu: hahaha
<2> and then you'll never realize how much you missed us
<3> oh brother -_-;
<0> eventually we're going to just pave canada.
<7> haha
<4> docfu: Canada would probably just nuke Mexico and get it over with. ;)
<7> The mexicans will go right into Canada.
<2> canada has nukes?
<0> and build the worlds largest wal-mart on the ruins of toronto
<6> TenBaseT: we can call it a matter of national security.
<7> And all of the sudden you'll have 100's of swap meets.
<6> TenBaseT: the magnetic pole is moving
<4> Canada doesn't have nukes?
<3> nope
<6> they clearly cannot be trusted with this honor
<3> we're a peacekeeping force
<2> heh yeah
<7> Tamahome: So are we. (hah)
<2> thats what they called the kids that get beat up in scool
<4> Tsk. Canada should have a nuke or three.
<3> synapsis: other leg, it plays showtunes
<2> 'safety patrol'
<6> Tron: you mean like, dropped on?
<6> you couldnt.
<3> Britain would hate you.


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