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<0> cold cathode?
<1> Holy ****, I got bored and added loging to my backup, 30 ****ING MEGS FOR TEXT!?! Is this a sign that I have too much porn?
<0> some kind of temperature sensor or something?
<2> no, cold-cathode tube
<0> bsims: let's see how much irc logs I got
<0> ah
<2> IE: neon bulb
<2> and that ringing is still there...dont notice it as much now
<3> I'm fairly positive that "too much porn" is about as realistic a statement as... "Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are real."
<1> cappicard: I make 16megs
<4> hehheh
<1> CeruleanD: true that
<0> I got a 35MB tar.bz2 file of xchat logs
<2> I have 74mgs in ~/.xchat2/xchatlogs
<1> wow...



<0> and 72Mb in there too
<5> WHAT?!? Santa Claus isn't real?!?!
<1> hrmph I liked xchat but now pimp on irssi
<6> Is there a function capable that return the window ID of the currently active window?
<0> sigh... man pages or www.x.org for stuff like that
<1> I spent forty minutes trying to get tee to record my backup and then said ****it and wrote a wrapper using script
<3> uh oh :(
<3> Sorry Tamahome
<2> the monitor ringing isnt going to **** up my vid card, is it?
<1> Hrm does script record stderr
<2> I mean, the monitor does not send anything back to the PC does it?
<7> Steakk: video card, no.
<4> bsims: better save it to a file, otherwise you'll run out of pixels on your monitor
<1> Steakk: not unless the cable spikes
<7> can the monitor die? absolutely.
<2> let the monitor die...I am going to exchange it next week
<1> OldMonk: it is writing to a file
<1> Steakk: I love my ancient non-flatscreen 20" viewsonic.
<2> I am tempted to reconnect my 17" CRT
<1> Graphic Series G800 baby
<0> the monitor will only return it's manufacturer ID
<5> bsims: I have a GT775
<5> but I seriously want the 26" Dell.
<2> Perhaps its because I am using VGA and not DVI (no adapter, just using VGA input on the monitor)
<0> ye God... I just dropped *** and it is floating around the room
<2> cappicard: I did that yesterday...almost p***ed out
<5> Derek: overshare
<0> Steakk: does your video card have DVI?
<6> Is there a function capable to return the window ID of the currently active window?
<4> cybernet_x: look in the manuals
<1> cappicard: I tried to give a flying **** but the best it can do is skitter around on the floor
<2> cappicard/D-Side: I get that same ringing if I go to CTRL-ALT-F# ... IE: all black screen with white text
<0> Steakk: my coworker ripped a big one this morning and I virtually gagged
<2> makes me think its NOT the refreshrate
<6> OldMonk: I did and I found nothing!!!
<8> Steakk: it'll be a dry solder joint, used to get them on a lot of monitors
<0> Steakk: I think it's the monitor or the cable it's using
<4> cybernet_x: then there isn't one
<6> OldMonk: Hey wow man tks for the help...
<0> cybernet_x: search for X programming routines on google.
<2> it should be 100% silent, right? Nothing like a CRT which goes "DONG!!!!" when you turn it on...and no 'ambient' noise that might be output?
<6> I did that too...
<6> Maybe I search with the wrong keywords...
<0> try again. it's a basic function
<4> anyway, currently active window should be a function of the window manager, no?
<2> brb
<6> That's what I'm thinking too...
<1> cappicard: best line I heard today... Let us peel back the Foreskin of Ignorance and apply the Wire-brush of Wisdom...
<0> lol
<5> WTF?!?!
<6> cappicard: Did you know it?
<1> I broke Tamahome's brain go me
<0> I'm not an encyclopedia
<6> cappicard: Cuz Im cheking for quite a while and nada...
<6> cappicard: Best that I found so far its XGetInputFocus
<6> cappicard: But it always return the desktop window (root window) id...
<6> cappicard: I don't get it.. even if another window is focused...
<9> bsims: nice, tasty :)
<1> waznz: thanks I liked that one



<0> cybernet_x: "X11 programming" is the search term I used on google and found plenty
<10> cappicard: can you do some google searches for me too, please? i'm too lazy. actually, just give me a synopsis of the headlines on nzherald.co.nz
<6> cappicard: Yeah well... I've already check quite a bit in theses...
<11> g'evening all
<4> tsokolat!
<11> OldMonk
<12> anyone have experience in ASM?
<4> age/***/motivation?
<9> OM: in that, yes :)
<4> damn, must get out of these *** channel habits ;)
<10> Yarou: i have a time machine, if that helps ;)
<3> Isn't *** the motivation?
<12> heh
<1> OldMonk: around here isn't it age/gender/ever had $MOTAS even look at you?
<11> age- young and able.. ***- anytime... motivation- ummn.. what can you offer? :p
<4> $MOTAS?
<12> Cynic: i'm not really programming in it, i just need to compile something, nasm seemingly does not work.
<12> and ***embly is quite useful, especially in my area.
<4> tsokolat: will you sleep with me for a million dollars?
<12> :P
<1> Member of the apropriate ***
<4> bsims: hehheh
<11> lol... show me the money baby~ (jerry mcguire)
<9> OldMonk: for a million dollars - I'm all yours :)
<4> waznz: the question is, do i want you?
<10> Yarou: well, if you pastebin the code i could try and recall my tiny bit of ASM knowledge (that's "pasteBIN" not paste ;P)
<9> OldMonk: hmmm ... well, for a million dollars, you'd certainly want to know that up front...
<11> OldMonk: you've been watching indecent proposal movie again and again ha?
<9> ... maybe there *is* sense in the shareware concept :)
<4> bsims: nope, you have to do stuff like: info fileutils ls to get the real thing
<12> Cynic: last time i checked, i can read, and have full knowledge of what pasteBIN is, :D
<4> tsokolat: nah, that was a bad movie
<4> waznz: if you were mine would i be able to whore you out and earn some money?
<4> recover my investment, so to speak
<11> such a pimp!
<1> heh ok
<4> tsokolat: hey, money's money!
<9> OldMonk: as long as i got some good hard cash, sure, why not :) Diversification they say is the key :)
<1> I am tempted to chain the GNU people to the desk and make them write proper docs... and then I am going to M$ hq and beat the lead programer to death with his own keyboard and shove a copy of K&R C up a random oriface of the first QA person I meet... who is with me
<13> and he has no moral qualms with turnin' the goats out on the corner.
<13> you know
<13> ...
<13> I'm thinking of opening a g0at brothel in washington state.
<13> since it's legal and all there.
<1> siglite: heh
<9> mmmmm g0ats
<13> I wonder if I could convince a bank to provide me with some startup capitol.
<13> capital?
<10> Yarou: are you gong to, then? or just sit there and blame the compiler? ;)
<1> I want to see you invite PeTA
<11> capital
<4> siglite: i'll be glad to invest in your venture
<13> bsims: I'd just argue that the g0ats like it and ask them to prove otherwise.
<9> siglite: is g0ats legal there?
<13> waznz: I'm pretty sure there are no anti-beastiality laws in washington state.
<9> siglite: well ****.
<14> there are very good technical reasons why it is sometimes necessary to sacrifice a g0at to your scsi chain.
<13> OldMonk: I could probably get it started for $10k
<13> OldMonk: probably $3k of that would go to a lawyer.
<4> siglite: i can give you 5K up front
<9> Do you recall the story on the reg about the gay guy shagging a goat as the train went by? The local Constable was quoted as saying that the goat didn't seem overly distraught over the whole affair ...
<13> waznz: hahahah
<4> ...and if you want to diversify into sh33p you could always get waznz as a consultant
<14> o_O
<9> bsims: he never said he _knew_ ... just that he was pretty sure ....
<13> I just wonder if I'd get clientele
<1> hrm _this_
<1> wow never knew that that underlined
<4> some clients do that, stupid IMO
<9> siglite: with ***, there always seems to be a demand .... seemingly no matter how perverted


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