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<0> My AIX pal is probably holed up in a dingy flop house laying in the corner twitching with various needles, spoons, and such strewn about him.
<1> it's *really hard* to kill a Solaris box
<2> Tamahome: I just didnt get the "in control" feel that freebsd gave me. And I dint bother to invest the time to learn solaris fully
<0> Which is truly sad considering he really was a certified IQ 190+ genius. :(
<0> Solaris is great
<3> Tamahome: that is isn't. Run the ****er out of file descriptors.
<4> Tamahome: Nothing that can't be fixed with a Debian CD :)
<0> lol rhowe
<1> I think even IBM knows AIX is a turd
<0> Yeah they do, that's why they're pushing Linux now. ;)
<1> whyzzyrd: that's deliberate.
<2> heh
<3> Tamahome: so?
<1> and can't you expand the # of fd's in the kernel config
<1> pretty sure you can
<1> whyzzyrd: I meant in the normal course of operations



<3> Tamahome: of course you can.
<1> ....you must've had very different experiences than mine
<3> Tamahome: I can kill em even more easily. Steal the PSU's.
<1> doesn't count.
<1> :P~
<2> Tamahome: given a bad admin, any system can be killed
<1> Jostein: some are harder to kill than others
<2> managed to bring down a uni mailserver designed for 20k useres
<2> *grin*
<1> ****ed up
<3> Jostein_: luser admin. no ulimits
<2> Tamahome: point was.. it was malformed. default behavior for faulty mail-routing? send a error mail to the user. see if you can spot the vicious cycle here :P
<2> I got a few admins on my neck that time. no doubt
<2> indeed. crappy admins
<5> you konw whats really scary?
<2> what?
<5> you know in horror movies when they look at peoples weird photos of themselves when they were younger
<2> aha
<5> i can't think of a specific movie but...
<5> i'm going through old photos right now
<2> docfu: lol
<5> scary
<6> docfu: Look out behind you!
<2> docfu: dont answer the phone if it rings!
<6> docfu: I know what you did last summer. (You should get tested.)
<2> as for staying informed... did SSG ever return from that little trip of his? when he had "feds" after him? :P
<1> no I think he got a permaban for it
<2> Tamahome: its not like its his -first- anyway
<0> lol synapsis
<3> whatever was the result of his idea that satellite dishes had embedded serial numbers of subscriptions in?
<2> whyzzyrd: the source for that? paranoia, stupidity or both combined
<2> whyzzyrd: likely the latter
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<2> HiperLink: **** off
<1> oh my ****ing god
<1> burn in hell and die
<2> "Anti-Trolls,Rootkit Hunter 1.2.1"?
<3> that reminds me. One of my friends got os-x for x86 to install on an oldish PC.
<2> cool
<1> heh
<2> I havent tried OSX for x86 yet
<1> Project Marklar
<1> Apple can go **** themselves now
<1> Jobs probably already has
<2> lol
<3> it appears that it's ok if you've got integrated intel chipset
<3> it didn't go on his dual Xeon but.
<2> Tamahome: JObs sold his soul to the devil. no hope for him
<1> sure seems like it
<3> Tamahome: would you believe we got a DOA quad g5?
<1> whyzzyrd: at this point, I'd believe anything
<3> Tamahome: and it's replacement was also DOA.
<8> right, time to play bofh 8)
<1> all Apple cares about is the iPod these days
<9> tama: 7.2 billion worth of dead presidents say jobs can **** himself with a new platinum dildo every day
<10> hi



<3> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/01/steve_jobs_joins_ikea/
<1> whyzzyrd: the thing about DOA stuff is.... you never know when it was broken in transit by ****tard UPS or FedEx people
<3> Tamahome: in their boxes, they should withstand just about anything, especially if it doesn't mark the box.
<3> I like the steve jobs seat TBH
<2> stuff that DOAs due to transport is usually crap anyway :P
<1> not if you value your nads you don't
<3> Tamahome: there's a few people at work that need one.
<11> whyzzyrd: welcome to last year
<0> Anyone here familiar with Postfix?
<3> schitzo: I do know it's old. I looked for it specifically.
<2> CeruleanD: postfix is dead easy. at least a simple 1-domain config
<11> whyzzyrd: ahh ok
<6> whyzzyrd: Greetings, we're from the future.
<1> hm, Stu bought a new computer
<0> Well, it was quite easy to setup under Linux
<5> tamahome who?
<3> synapsis: cool. Tell me this week's lottery numbers
<2> CeruleanD: I had no problems under BSD either
<0> But I also have to set it up on a Sun box and it's giving me a config error I can't find info on on postfix.org
<1> Jon: roomie's grandfather
<0> It's looking for a folder called public/pickup
<2> CeruleanD: ask Lion *grin*
<0> Oh god no
<1> stupid bitch finally went to work.
<0> I'll google it. :-P
<0> That's like saying, "Just wait until your father gets home!"
<2> CeruleanD: or just use proper ./config settings
<0> What huh?
<0> What are "proper"? It's not in the main.cf sampler
<2> CeruleanD: but public/pickup sounds unfamiliar. may be a solaris specific setting
<1> Solaris is using postfix now?
<2> CeruleanD: I dunno if thats suppose dto be /var/spool or what not
<0> Well, I had to search for it, but I found a Solaris pkg for it.
<0> But the thing is, I compiled it from source on the Linux box...
<1> oh... I thought it was stock for a second
<0> And I think I remember it running me through a setup quiz...
<1> I haven't use Solaris since I had 7 on my dual Celeron 400
<1> I'm a certified WinWeenie(tm) now
<2> Tamahome: same here. developer though.
<1> ditto
<2> Tamahome: pondering getting a MCSA just for fun
<0> Which it didn't for the pkg install... so I'm having to cobble a few bits. For instance it never actually created a main.cf file, I had to vi it myself, copy the main.cf from my linux system, and edit the settings to fit where the pkg put everything.
<1> just got Visual Studio 2005 a few weeks ago
<2> Tamahome: will look good on paper
<2> Tamahome: Ive been folling around with that for some time.
<1> it rocks
<2> Tamahome: the net asp.net 2.0 webservices **** though
<2> Tamahome: no visual AID for DB-setup.
<1> I haven't tried the webservices stuff... I'm a Smart Client guy
<2> Tamahome: not -that- many lines, but it's the princiuple. you had it before, you dont now
<1> spent a bit of time with ASP.NET as well
<2> Tamahome: it kicks php's *** IMO
<1> I don't know PHP
<2> Tamahome: ofcourse I havent experimented with ewvery php addition there is
<1> just ordinary stock Perl
<2> ah
<2> tamahome: tried perl.net? *grin*
<1> no
<1> I'm a C# junkie now
<2> Tamahome: same here
<2> Tamahome: though I did get the message from a friend earlier today. "we're selling you as a coder to some guys" :P
<2> Tamahome: thats java though
<1> I learned Java this past semester
<2> java ~= c#
<1> C# is what Java *should have been*
<2> *nod*
<2> Anyway... I got the dev skills, and i have the papers to prove it
<1> I kinda pondered getting my MCAD, but people tell me you really don't make any more money, and you have to keep getting recertified
<2> So... Im pondering for a BDA or sysadmin cert just to have more pretty papers to show of :P
<2> DBA
<1> yeah... I kinda flirted with getting my Oracle DBA as well
<1> but... DB admin is kinda boring
<3> ~/ Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA! ~/
<2> Tamahome: it gets you jobs though


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