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<0> Thanks for your direction.
<1> hmph
<2> Um, I need help to configure my route. I have eth0 (10.0.0.3) and eth1 (10.0.0.33). I want all access to 10.0.0.* to p*** though eth0 since its a faster rj45 cable; the rest I want routed though eth1. I'm doing backup to a local box, and I though I could use eth1 for browsing meanwhile. Is that possible or have I misunderstood the meaning of route?
<3> "man route"
<4> "man root"
<5> Zta: though you might have a little bit of a problem if both interfaces are on the same subnet. It's not impossible, just not pretty.
<2> Hm..
<3> basic tcp/ip based knowledge, even mentioned in the route manpage.
<2> Lion-O, gee you're just so wise. Think you can help me with a few commands?
<6> Haha
<3> Zta: not with that lame attitude.
<2> Of course I've read the man page. I just can't make it work.
<2> Lion-O, you're the one with the "man route" attitude.
<3> Zta: and you're the one who doesn't read up on his basics before practicing them. Your point being?
<5> Zta: It is not wise to taunt channel ops



<7> it's not?
<5> heh
<7> it's amusing, nonetheless :)
<5> *nod*
<2> Lion-O, My point being: I don't understand route.
<7> I like to taunt the channel ops from time to time
<3> Zta: www.tldp.org, the 'network howto' might be helpfull as well as the admin guide which should be supplied with your distribution.
<5> Zta: so get a book or search the web. it's all documented out there. It's better if you learn it anyway, instead of having someone else give you the solution.
<5> Zta: and, contrary to popular belief, we are not here to hold your hand for you. This is not a help channel, though we sometimes are willing to help people who are also willing to help themselves.
<2> Guess I was wrong then.
<2> But still, would it hurt to help?
<2> If you can't help me, it's ok to be quiet.
<5> Zta: We have jobs, too.
<5> well, most of us anyway... ;)
<2> Interesting.
<3> We help by pointing you in the right direction where you can find the answer(s) to your problems. If you're not willing to follow up on those and insist to get your **** hold then this isn't the right channel.
<3> In those cases I'd suggest #****holding or #linuxhelp for Linux related **** holding :P
<8> Zta: or, we could just /kb Zta RTFM
<5> and if neither of those are acceptable, then I suggest #FOAD
<8> Zta: ooooh there's another option!
<6> give the guy a break
<9> I don't think soliciting a little bit of help on something you don't understand the details of is quite asking to have your **** held.
<3> Ka-bar: wow, interesting option
<8> Zta: I'll fix your issue, guaranteed. My rate is $150USD/hour. Cash up front. minimum engagement 5 hours.
<9> He's obviously not a moron, he's not being obnoxious, there's no need to be rude about it.
<8> Zta: being lazy is expensive, but I'm here to help.
<5> Zta: I'll do it for less. My rate is only $100USD/hour
<2> siglite, you've been on #****holding too long, boy.
<3> True, I'm not implying that it is. But if you're not willing to follow up on hints on where to find documentation then it does shift into that direction IMO.
<8> Zta: so you don't have a check for me?
<8> Zta: in that case, RTFM. Bye.
<2> siglite, have you held my **** yet?
<7> I'm missing some fun
<2> no ****holding, no money, princess.
<5> wow
<7> WTF are you doing?!?!
<10> ksh: the word.. "duh!" comes to mind.
<7> schitzo: Yeah :)
<7> So, schitzo...'sup?
<10> ksh: nothing much.
<7> Is that good or bad?
<8> you ever have so much **** to do you can't even get started doing anything?
<7> I have a vendor here this week...and it was really a waste to have them here..I wonder whose bad idea that was
<11> siglite: yeah
<7> siglite: Yes
<11> siglite: it's a known problem, and it means you got too much **** to do
<12> siglite: It's called being overloaded
<7> The only way to relieve the symptoms is to do some of that ****, but usually it's only a temporary solution because **** usually continnues to pile on
<3> whoops ;)
<10> ksh: well we are having secret conversations. then I've gotta file two change control requests. then I have JSP stuff to write
<10> ksh: so I should actually be doin stuff
<7> schitzo: Too much **** to do? Seems a common problem around here :)
<7> I've got too much **** to do too...So, I think I'll go smoke a cigarette
<10> ksh: heh
<13> when I look at Processes in the System Monitor, I see Resident Memory for a process. what does Resident Memory mean? is it the memory being used by the program?



<7> Yes
<14> it means your memory lives in your computer
<14> jgaddis hi, thanks for your howto on failover with apache+redhat.. it came in handy quite a bit.. a person in here recommended it
<15> cool, glad to hear it
<15> getting ready to do it again myself
<15> glad i made those notes =)
<12> jgaddis: What did you use? vserver/ldirectord?
<15> heartbeat
<12> Ah right
<5> disproportio: If you look at the two fields 'VIRT' and 'RES' in the top program, you'll see that VIRT refers to the total amount of virtual memory taken by the process. RES refers to the amount of real system memory that the process currently occupies. RES is frequently less than VIRT since the kernel tends to swap out portions of a process that aren't actually being used.
<15> hmm, i think i'll go to lunch again
<10> crap. can't get dspam to build.
<10> ok. don't watn to fux0r with this at the moment
<7> hrmm, heartbeat
<10> jgaddis: you know what the best thing for myspace is? The Firefox webdeveloper plugin that allows you to turn off embedded stylesheets
<16> ksh, what're you doing with 10Base-5? ;)
<10> jgaddis: oh, and brilliant move leaving your cell number up on a post.. now I can drunk dial you
<7> Liandrin: Say what?
<7> liandrin: Hi, BTW
<16> ksh, 10Base-5 had link heartbeat
<7> Liandrin: Oh, I did not know that. I never used it myself. Though, I do use the Heartbeat clustering software :)
<12> PolarWolf: Bored? :)
<12> PolarWolf: Oh, tell me your paypal address..
<11> rhowe: Yeah, very :)
<11> rhowe: Bored enough to watch Zoolander
<10> PolarWolf: GAH!
<17> Would I be crazy to try to create a gentoo chroot inside of ubuntu so that I can have a gentoo install to play it?
<17> in*
<12> PolarWolf: That's pretty bored :P
<18> cycom: I think that's about the only sane way to play with gentoo - mind you, it *might* hide some aspects of your machine from gentoo, thus giving you a non-optimal compile
<17> DaveHowe: well, I could always mount proc and dev. The install itself uses a chroot.
<18> cycom: it depends on what you want to do - if you just want to play with the gentoo build system and tools, then optimization isn't going to be a major goal anyhow
<18> cycom: in which case, just take the easiest route :)
<15> schitzo: heh, thanks
<19> cycom: since you had to ask in two channels i watch, yes. yes its the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
<20> http://mbrix.dk/files/linux_chicks/
<19> drunk dial jgaddis? nice.
<6> cycom: the answer is "yes, you'd be crazy, but that's just an opinion
<6> and there isn't going to be any non-optimal compile
<10> !seen jgaddis
<6> the only aspect that will be hidden is the host fs
<6> .
<15> schitzo: i haven't seen me
<10> jgaddis: heh
<17> D-side: Thanks man. I knew you were there for me.
<17> :)
<21> somebody on?
<3> nah, only 117 people and a few bots.
<21> cand someone help how to open a port in root ;)
<5> Leo-: the channel is closed for maintenance today. Come back tomorrow
<5> or not
<5> how to open a port in root? Hmmmm...
<5> Lion-O: a rotard?
<15> should've told him "nc" =)
<10> Ka-bar: hey look. your a kiddie
<3> Ka-bar: perhaps
<5> schitzo: yay! does that mean I'm l33t?
<10> KA-BRE: YE5 THAT MEEN5 THAT U R ALL K1ND5 OF LEET
<19> Ka-bar: you should be shot for that.
<19> i realize that it was a one in a million chance to use that line and be on topic, but still.
<3> now where did my beer gl*** go?
<10> Lion-O: I don't know but I think you should beat Ka-bar with it
<5> only if it has beer in it
<5> :P
<22> Hi, I have a bind error the solution of which I can't find on google: general: error: zone mydomain.com/IN: cannot refresh: no masters


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