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<0> at least your up...
<0> what's new?
<1> barely
<2> at work. trying to work. failing at it :P
<1> oh fiddling with a story editor for web-cgi
<1> bwahahah the skoe idiot is trying to msg me
<0> who's the skoe idiot?
<1> SSigSeg: oh a hit and run troll
<2> the one just here saying linux "sux"?
<1> yeah
<3> These guys must be bots.. who else would have the time to do such things?
<1> well I msg'd the troll. so easy to bait.
<0> sometimes I fell like that too bock, most of the traffic I generate on my personal sites are bots requesting crap that doesn't exist :)
<0> let's all ping flood him for ****s and giggle
<1> bah, don't waste bandwidth on the mentally challenged :P
<0> haha



<0> today I went through the logs, got a request for "/robots.txt" now wtf is that?
<0> this is the third time i've seen it
<1> SSigSeg: probably a spider
<4> SSigSeg: http://www.robotstxt.org/
<0> well... it just ****s that I have to actually have confidence in my abilities to secure my box
<2> SSigSeg: youve never seen robots.txt before?
<2> maybe you should write one then :P
<5> SSigSeg: just searchbots playing fair and not indexing the files you list in robots.txt
<0> maybe
<6> hi
<6> i have a 3.0 Ghz Processor (HT) - 1GB RAM - and the system is only routing and SSHD - i get ksoftirqd/0 in 60-99% and events/0 the same - allways my idle proc is 50%
<6> this computer is up for 5 days
<6> first 2 days was ok - but now i have 50% idle time
<6> and sometimes - ksoftirqd/0 and events/0 is very high
<2> are you -sure- that routing and sshd is all that machine is doing?
<6> yes
<2> 'top' agress with that?
<6> yes
<6> also ps ax
<2> oh well. just checking the obvious.
<2> there's not like there aren't enough rooted boxes on the net
<6> in the top output i see only ksoftirqd/0 and events/0 on the first lines - in the top of the list
<6> i check the /var/log/messages
<6> no errors
<2> well.. if it worked -fine- the firts 2 days, you did nothing, and now it dont I only have 2 plausable explenations:
<2> 1. hardware issues. 2. rotted
<2> rooted
<1> only those two? there should be a lot more
<2> oh well.. thats why I dont usually answer people :P
<1> well it could be a kernel bug. there have been a few that match that description
<6> yes - that linux box just stoped answering - :)) maybe was a cooler problem and now is on fire
<7> Hi all !
<8> heya
<7> speak romanian here ?
<8> no
<2> no
<1> Jacatas: you mean it's not a local box?
<7> :(
<7> anyway ..
<7> i`m a linux fan
<7> linux addict
<7> ya know..
<7> i love linux man
<7> linux it`s for programmers, just like me :)
<1> oh great a groupie
<2> XyZzY: lol
<7> :)
<7> i`m not right ?
<2> Shad0w-: I smoke linux for breakfast everyday. cant get up without my daily fix
<7> :)
<7> i know..
<7> u`re just like me
<2> Id bang Linus Torvalds if he lived around here, but he doesn't :(
<7> :)
<7> Jostein: u`re boy or girl ? :)
<8> Jostein: I think you just need a better sence of humor :)



<8> Shad0w-: shut the **** up
<7> :)
<2> K_F: hushs!
<7> Ok dude.
<7> K_F : Why u`re mad on me ?
<7> :-s
<7> what have i done ???
<7> :((
<2> yay!
<1> bwahahaha!
<2> I knew that was coming. thought it would happen earlier though :P
<9> HH was probbly 'distracted'
<6> XyZzY yes i was ssh on that machine
<1> mutt must be sleeping. like I should be
<0> well off to bed.. have a good night
<2> SSigSeg: nightie
<2> ok. #linux is just as dead on this host :P
<10> w00t - necropholia :)
<2> lol
<10> That a good substitute?
<2> not really
<2> I want something hot and juicy. not dry :P
<10> Special sauce, coming up ...
<2> if it doesnt include molten cheese, Im not into it
<10> *ahem* oh dear. You have left reality, and entered the warped, depraved world of IRC ....
<10> Jostein: that can be arranged...
<10> :D
<2> man... cheese
<2> now I feel even more hungry :P
<10> I think I just lost some more purity points. Opps.
<2> you never had any :P
<10> Jostein: Those can be fabricated ... not sure that's really admissible as evidence...
<11> I used to be a necrophiliac, until some rottent cunt split on me.
<2> Tron: :P
<11> There y'all go, have a nice Monday, with that image in your heads :)
<2> Tron: "Yo, she-bitch! Come get some" :P
<10> Jostein: Oh, yeah. Opps. I forgot about that one ... :/
<12> damn.
<2> screen is usually a good thing to boot before irssi :P
<13> Indeed.
<5> heh
<10> Jostein: what's trnderkraft?
<10> screen is very handy :)
<2> waznz: he powercompany -failing- to power my server at the moment
<2> the powercompany
<5> Jostein: I thought you were in .no?
<2> Cynic: yeah
<10> Jostein: Sounds like .nz
<5> Jostein: you have to irc out of .nl now?
<2> Cynic: doesnt help when the damn transformation station catches fire :P
<2> Cynic: yeah
<10> Jostein: You shouldn't set it on fire ...
<2> I didnt do it, silly
<2> But that seems to be the reason they are having issues
<10> Uhuh. You're just saying that so that I can't use my logs as evidence ....
<10> :)
<2> because there's nothing I would want more than my server going down. yeah
<2> :P
<8> Jostein: I heard about that one
<10> I guess not. There are other things that could go down which are much more enjoyable ....
<8> 1/3 of the town was black
<2> ow
<3> Damn I hate closed software
<1> open source also means ope data


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