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<0> hahaha dude she isnt even your girlfriend!
<1> Something's just not right about it
<0> photoshop blur her face dude
<0> we dont need to know /who/ it is!
<2> Hang on I'll find a couple
<0> see, thats what we call plausible deniability
<0> no one will know its even her
<2> Yeah, but I don't have Photoshop on here.
<0> http://www.gimp.org/
<3> gimp for windows. install, fix, unisntall
<2> I mean she said I could post some of 'em, she just didn't say which.
<0> hahahahaah Thats the spirit!
<0> whats she gonna do about it, anyway? break up with you?



<3> haha so if she comes crawling back dude
<3> PRENUP
<2> Heh, you guys are bastards.
<3> cmon man bros before hos
<3> :D
<0> information wants to be free, jeremy.
<0> hahah seriously, if you have choice pictures we need them but not any identifiable ones.
<4> WTF are you doing?!?!
<2> TenBaseT: Going through them now, gimme a few...
<4> jgaddis!
<5> jgaddis: of course, you're GPLing these pics... we all get them :)
<4> Zymurgy!
<5> hola Daakman
<4> Zymurgy: What's up?
<5> diddly :)
<5> yourself?
<4> werking
<4> doing the on call thing
<4> ready to give on call to someone else
<5> do you get comp'd time off for doing the on call?
<5> s/comp'd/comp/
<4> Not at the moment, but I am considering bringing that up
<4> our on call is seriously busy...
<3> wow. i just shat horribly.
<6> Daakman: did you make it to your meeting?
<4> several nights this week I have not gone to bed before 3am
<5> D-side: wow. thanks for the info. :)
<6> D-side: i don't think i've ever heard of someone ****ting beautifully..
<4> Cynic: Nope
<6> Daakman: heh, good ****
<5> its all about the potty training apparently...
<4> Cynic: I called in when I was on my way into the office...they were finishing up. That was about 1.5 hours after starting.
<4> Cynic: glad I missed it :)
<0> jgaddis: you're a good man charlie brown
<3> Cynic: oh i sure have.
<6> Daakman: heh, i'll bet. anyway, it's not your fault, since you were sitting at your terminal, completely sober, hard at work the whooooole night.
<3> Cynic: four days during christmas, i shat liquid every 40 minutes.
<0> I've shat beautifully lots of times
<4> Cynic: As far as they;re concerned, indeed.
<7> did some bastage kick me?
<3> first full solid bowel movement afterwards? i sang a song.
<6> that's just lovely
<6> HAH
<0> a beautiful **** is a big heavy turd that slides out with just a little pushing and requires minimal toilet paper
<4> I know it's Coma
<4> err, coming
<3> schitzo: yea, some romulan called X. you should fl00d him
<4> hahah
<4> Told ya
<3> oh. he's not back.
<6> TenBaseT: ok, yeah, i can appreciate the minimal wiping aspect
<6> still. it's all horrible to me.
<6> schitzo: you timed out before btw :P
<7> Cynic: really? hmm
<6> 13:00 -!- schitzo [~schitzo@schitzo.users.undernet.org] has quit [Ping timeout]
<3> schitzo: yea, some romulan called X. you should fl00d him
<7> Cynic: ohhh nevermind. I wasn't logged inxo X so it didn't autojoin on reconnect
<7> since are are +r



<7> anyone take the +r off in a while?
<7> jgaddis: I need faster than the crap that I have
<3> since when are we automatically +x after logging in btw?
<7> D-side: beats me. it's always that way for me except if I kill irssi
<2> D-side: I didn't auto +x
<7> jgaddis: because you ****
<3> interesting.
<0> I should make a gimlet
<3> oh. that sounds great.
<7> OMG american idol in HD
<3> i've got lime juice at home...
<3> schitzo: OMG wheres your balls
<3> oh
<3> okay nevermind.
<0> I'm all out of jamesons now, so I've been learning to appreciate gin
<7> D-side: I just turned on the HD receiver and it was on.
<7> D-side: last thing I was watching wasw 24 last night
<3> TenBaseT: i prefer vodka '
<0> normally I do too, because gin tastes like I'm drinking a christmas tree
<0> but in a gimlet vodka isnt so hot.
<0> it just ends up tasting like a flat vodka tonic
<3> i disagree.
<2> Okay ****ers... http://www.jeremygaddis.com/gallery2/, click "Login", use "pics" (username) and "****ers" (p***word). I think you can figure out which album it is from there.
<7> jgaddis: should I wget?
<2> There may a .zip download option in there, not sure TBH.
<7> jgaddis: wow, your mean.
<2> TBT told me to.
<0> thats a nice camera you got there.
<7> HAHAHAH
<2> Besides, she said I could post some of 'em, she just didn't say which.
<5> lol... ^5 jgaddis :)
<0> you deliver like FedEx, man
<2> You owe me, ****er. :P
<0> PLEASE TELL ME I DIDNT JUST LOAD A HIRES IMAGE OF YOUR COCK
<3> hahaha i was wondering why you were drooling
<2> Huh?
<2> I hope not
<0> 081
<0> It's going to be even funnier if thats /not/ your cock though
<2> Um, whoops.
<7> jgaddis: so that's someone else's cock?
<7> HAHAHAHAH
<2> Didn't mean to upload that one
<4> interesting
<2> Sorry about that, heh.
<0> hhahahaha
<2> At least it wasn't the video.
<3> hahahaha
<7> dude, there's a video?
<8> hehe, that convinced Daakman he should login
<3> schitzo: brings new meaning to "cnn pipeline"
<6> lol
<2> Somebody "/topic <0> PLEASE TELL ME I DIDNT JUST LOAD A HIRES IMAGE OF YOUR COCK" =)
<7> D-side: heh
<7> I censored it for the kids
<1> I leave for five minutes and...
<2> schitzo: Heh heh.
<3> HAHAHAHAHA
<3> i'm in thsi ****ing coffee house looking
<3> some high school kid walks by and goes "nice box"
<3> hahahaaha
<2> Ask if he wants to rent it.
<3> dude.you're a good egg
<7> dammit I need a bbedit serial and I'm to lazy to fire up the G5 and get the one off of there
<2> What's ****ed up is that the one with my **** has the second highest number of views.
<3> hahahahahaha
<7> ewwwwww
<2> Oh, and by the way guys, yes, she swallows.


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