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<0> A friend of mine was a troop leader until recently. Milf.
<1> catalinux: because if that is the case then it seems your routing tables are not correct.
<2> This whole "breakin' up and Lindsey movin' to her mom's" thing is workin' out well.
<3> Lion-O: thanks, I will look into the routing tables more carefull
<0> Lindsey's mom's got it goin on?
<2> synapsis: Uh, no.
<2> She's livin' at her mom's again (we "broke up") and we only had *** three times so far today.
<2> We spent an hour at the m***age parlor today too.
<2> That was great.
<4> hahahaha
<4> Her only problem is she's into country and line dancing. So I'm going to a CW line dancing bar tonight to hang out with my best friend's sister, who happens to be good friends with the aforementioned geek grrl. ;)



<4> Unfortunately they'll probably convince me to learn line dancing.
<0> Wow. Talk about a sacrifice.
<0> You'd better get laid for that.
<4> replaces
<4> I know right? I'd better at least get a blow in the car.
<5> line dancing at a country bar? You couldn't pay me enough to get me to do that.
<0> There is no chick worth doing that to me.
<0> There will be no line dance done by me, ever.
<0> dancing
<4> I can't get a good one to save my life, but she's smokin' and into much of the same geeky **** I am. MTG, anime, Adult Swim, pen'n'paper RPG's and video/PC Gaming, and she was quizing me on WoW
<4> I think if I let myself get pulled onto the dance floor and I start dancing, I'm going to cry.
<4> I'm just going to break down right there. Not much can make me cry, but that would do it.
<5> well, if it gets you laid. . .
<4> LOL, true true
<0> The last geek chick I went with, made me hate computers.
<4> The ends (or tail) justifies the means.
<0> And when I played MTG with her she'd get pissed 'cause she never won.
<4> lol, how'd she do that??
<4> Ouch, that is one thing I'd be afraid of...
<0> Instead of giving it up, she'd do her programming work.
<4> lol
<0> CeruleanD: I played tournaments for a few years, world ranked, but she still got pissed.
<0> I'd even make crap decks, couldn't help it.
<4> Yeah, I never got into the tournaments, but I played a mean deck with friends and we were pretty serious about it... I'm afraid if this girl is a "casual" player, I might trounce her too often... which in turn would bounce me right outta bed.
<6> ****
<4> What is someone trying to flood or hack the channel?
<5> WTF?
<6> some kiddies must have a bunch of accounts hacked or something
<6> synapsis: thanks
<0> That's it.
<1> lets see
<0> At least we can speak now. ;)
<4> M and I are Moderated and Invisible, right?
<6> Lion-O: that might do it for a while.
<1> hmm
<4> What's R?
<0> CeruleanD: Invite.
<7> CeruleanD: invite
<1> schitzo: I already added a few hosts to HellHound
<0> CeruleanD: X reg required.
<4> oooh ok
<6> CeruleanD: registered is +r
<7> CeruleanD: must be regged up to join the chan
<6> Lion-O: ok. I was about to go and do that. didn'tknow how specific we needed to get
<7> and logged in...
<4> Gotcha
<4> If it's +m, can the regulars get +v, or would that even help?
<1> schitzo: this is probably over in no time
<6> Lion-O: yeah. leaving +r should keep us sane for a little while I would think.
<1> lets see
<7> Lion-O: sure, tempt fate ;)
<7> oh, not what I thought you were going to do :)
<0> Are we booting South Americans now? hehe
<1> synapsis: notice how most of those bot IP's are .br
<0> I saw a lot of .ar, personally.
<1> .br and .ar
<6> Lion-O: .telecom.net.ar .fbx.proxad.net



<4> yeah
<1> ### process 0 (/usr/local/bin/geoiplookup 200.243.242.99) terminated with
<1> GeoIP Country Edition: BR, Brazil
<6> Lion-O: yeah .br also
<6> 200.150.129.50 fortaleza, bra
<1> oh well, now I can get back to zfs ;-)
<7> so they can see it clearer
<0> Gah.
<4> lol
<0> Or burn my ***hole with the sun.
<4> rofl
<0> I only live in Arizona ya know.
<0> Around here Freznel lenses actually blow holes in the asphalt.
<7> well, there appears to be a flaw in my plan... and a new hole for your goatse :)
<6> while I'm here and the Pantera is on
<6> !ping
<0> hah
<6> !seen jgaddis
<6> ^seen jgaddis
<8> $topic="Man marries g0at and synapsis does goatses"
<0> hah
<0> Yes, thank you. That's great.
<6> I'm here to help
<0> Does goatses. Like I'm Mike Rowe from that Dirty Jobs show.
<0> "And here we have a goatse, I put on my extra long gloves...."
<7> schitzo: gonna help synapsis with the goatse grip?
<6> Zymurgy: **** no.
<0> Ok, my goatse and I are going home now. Toodles.
<7> *grip...pull* "hey, I can hear the ocean..."
<9> ****ity **** ****
<6> kosmo: that work?
<6> yeah it did
<9> schitzo: you tell me and we will both know.
<6> kosmo: yeah it did
<8> later on the same day... synapsis gets caught doing the goatse and the goat at the same time.
<9> schitzo: grazi.
<10> OK, I *really* don't wanna know about the goats
<6> Tamahome_: sure you do.
<10> not really, no
<6> Zymurgy: you want to leave it +r for a while an then remove it? I'm going to head home and eat food before I have to get back for a online broadband event later.
<10> later schitzo
<7> schitzo: I'm bouncing around... I'll leave it for Lion-O to be the responsible adult :)
<6> Zymurgy: ok. I'll be back around 8:30 EST or so for work stuff so I'l see where it is then.
<2> schitzo: What's up?
<4> Is goatse somewhere?
<4> I thought it was goatse.cx, but that's not up
<4> I found a friend who doesn't know what it is... I'd like to enlighten her...
<4> Well, no, I don't want to, but now that I told her, she wants to see.
<11> CeruleanD: and then... tubgirl?
<4> Sure why not
<7> CeruleanD: go to the wikipedia page for it... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse
<4> oh ok, great, thanks
<7> as bizarre as it is that there is a wikipedia page for that... :)
<10> any of you guys seen "Michael Quest" Flash?
<12> er roam
<10> Jon, you know I don't swing that way
<12> oh give me a home....where the salarymen roam....
<10> baka sarariman
<12> and pikachu and dragonballz characters...play....
<12> l8r
<4> rofl
<4> later docfu
<10> Optimus Prime died for your sins!
<1> omg!
<1> but but but... skyplaningdinobeakbot revived him did he not? ;)
<10> only in the alternate universe
<1> just before they cut off his head and added tiny transformers into it :P
<1> Tamahome_: IMO the serie made a turning point for the worst when they had to fall back on their 'ancient heroes'.
<10> yay for netsplits -_-;


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