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<0> rhowe: congratulations btw
<1> Hello, How can you make a linux proxy?
<2> told him he will marry her.
<3> lilo: Google is your friend
<0> lilo: apt-get install squid
<2> people should trust women's intuition. well mine per se.
<2> :-p
<1> yes we tried with squid
<0> we, you have multiple personalities ?
<4> yoz: version ?
<5> Lion-O: yeah
<6> lilo the squid.conf is a bit large and to much effort to read?
<5> Lion-O: thank you.
<4> yoz: anytime.



<7> lilo: rpm -Uvh squid-x.x.x.rpm
<8> hi there
<8> i need some help pls
<0> hetchx: What are you doing ?
<4> hmm, it seems that the weather is getting better here
<3> Sang3: http://hetracil.com/
<0> Sang3: Contact your nearest hospital.
<8> can someone sugest me a linux .....but to work on a p2 450Mhz at 64Ram...???
<9> Hey guys, Whats the quickest way I can host a simply HTML file on my linux server?
<0> Sang3: Debiam/
<4> Sang3: www.distrowatch.org, Debian should work but don't expect a fancy gui.
<0> err
<0> Debian.
<7> Sunblade: my connection is a bit slow, sorry.
<8> debian?
<3> unclemeat: run an apache web server
<7> seems im out of topic.
<4> unclemeat: installing a webserver would help.
<8> but....what kind of version of debian?
<9> haha
<0> Sang3: Why don't you visit www.debian.org
<3> unclemeat: we weren't trying to be funny
<8> i have visited that site....but they are showing me the latest version of Debian...
<0> haha, Lion-O so you're using internet from kpn now too ? :P
<7> Sang3: people here will just provide you pointers and not the details.
<4> Sunblade: not really 8)
<0> http://tweakers.net/nieuws/42815/KPN-neemt-Demon-Nederland-over.html :)
<0> yup
<8> 10x...
<4> Sunblade: so far I'm still using BBNet.
<7> if you want the details, google it, understand it, work on it, then scratch your head when you get caught with your mistakes.
<0> Lion-O: No that's not what I mean, you're using Demon internet, and now KPN bought Demon :)
<4> Sunblade: but this does look rather ****y indeed. I hope the prices won't go up, I love my upstream :/
<0> No I don't think so
<10> hmm.. me thinks somethingi s wrong on this machine..
<10> 19:12:22 up 10 days, 20:49, 2 users, load average: 98.97, 98.16, 96.65
<0> lol
<0> wlfshmn: running to many bncs ?
<11> wlfshmn: nice load. fire up sol.exe ?
<4> Sunblade: I mean, now I'm on 6/1 mbit for a price where I would have 3/515 with xs4all :/
<10> Sunblade: it's 99% idle at that, bu it's got D and S-state exim process out the wazoo
<10> and uhm, shutdown -r hung ;)
<0> Lion-O: I don't think they will increase the prices because they will lose a lot of customers that way
<0> wlfshmn: kernel module race ? :P
<12> hey how do i run a process even when i logout of a shell
<13> well. this is a miserable day.
<10> Sunblade: shouldn't be a problem, only thing exposed is ssh setup to only accept RSA keys for a single user ;)
<0> D-side: no the sun is shining here :P
<10> Sunblade: first things first, the box is getting the hard reboot treatment
<0> the system request reboot maybe ?
<0> sync unmount and then boot (sub) that's what I always use
<14> Does anyone know a channel I could ask a question about openoffice? There's no #openoffice
<0> check their website maybe there's irc support
<10> Sunblade: meh. I like pushing the button on the front panel ;)
<13> Sunblade: the sun may be out, but i'm still miserable. :)
<13> but thats not different than any other day.
<0> wlfshmn: lazy bum :P
<0> D-side: why ?
<11> D-side: mistake the ben-gay for k-y ?



<13> whitecap: worse.
<13> i've had bronchitus this whole week, but i had to come into work today
<15> ouch
<13> i'm trying not to speak. breathing too hard sets me off into coughing spasms.
<0> D-side: why did they call you ?
<0> if you don't feel well, you don't feel well period
<16> guh.
<13> i just couldn't be away any longer. i kind of hope i p*** out at my desk and have to be taken home. :)
<0> you can be sick as long as you wish
<0> don't forget you're really sick :)
<10> Sunblade: Ofcourse ;)
<0> I mean in the ill sense :P
<10> Sunblade: 'tis why they invented journaling filesystems for, is it not? ;)
<0> wlfshmn: have I told you that you're lazy ? :)
<10> Sunblade: It rings a bell.
<10> Sunblade: I still think laziness is a virtue though
<0> lol
<4> time for me to get new videos
<3> wlfshmn: laziness, impatience and hubris
<10> well, it seems the mail issue was a clamav instance that refused to come unstuck
<3> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060734795/qid=1149248470/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/102-2822725-4696905?s=books&v=glance&n=283155
<16> Ka-bar: for amazon.com links, you do not need to copy anything after the / before qid=
<16> Ka-bar: i.e. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060734795/ takes you to the same place. :)
<3> oh. that's nice to know. thanks.
<16> Ka-bar: youre welcome :) My buddy that worked at amazon told me about that :)
<3> so the rest of it is probably just tracking crap
<16> Ka-bar: bingo :)
<17> http://www.vafcat.info/funny.php?view=Animations&id=134
<17> very nice vid
<3> tavi-san: OMG, that's ****ing awesome!
<4> and time for me to return to irc and webbing
<18> technically Im not, but wth
<18> the code that didnt work at $clients_place, works here
<18> so... that sure sounds like something that will be easy to debug
<19> 4HELLO BOYS
<4> Jostein: you just need to call your customer and tell him the truth
<20> Jostein: the office2000 thingie?
<4> "Well, we found the cause of the problem. yes. well, you see; its like this. Your servers **** poodoo. Yeah, thats what I said. Well, fortunatly we happen to have a few working boxes here which you can buy..."
<18> K_F: nah
<18> K_F: the legacu vb60 thingie
<18> legacy
<20> ah
<20> different libraries or something?=
<18> not that I can see.
<20> you testing on XP and they are using wk?
<18> Ive replicated their setup in a VM
<20> hmm
<20> hehe
<20> think I'll wait a couple more hours
<4> oh no, OldMonk is back
<21> re
<20> for now I'm ignoring the ex, she just SMSed me
<4> OldMonk!
<21> re Lion-O
<20> void shower(int minutes);
<22> shouldn't shower be it's own cl***?
<22> Shower.use(int minutes) {
<22> or something like that?
<4> yeah, implementing water
<22> Shower implements hygeine
<21> void shower ( int minutes , bool jerkoff = 1 , bool soap = 1 , bool crap = 0 ) ;
<4> public cl*** shower extending water {
<7> gago
<22> dont' know if it extends water.
<22> I would think it also uses the Water object
<4> or implements ;)
<7> extends it with fire
<22> extends hygenie implements water?
<21> bah, java weenies


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