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<ByteEnable> XyZzY, Is cheeksy gay?
<cheeksy> hmmmmm
<wlfshmn> cheeksy: I don't think IRc-geeks work as a replacement, really..
<cheeksy> it was a strange break up
<cheeksy> ByteEnable: for you baby, i am anything you want me to be.
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: Was it even a relationship?
<cheeksy> PeeWee: that what i was convinced in
<ByteEnable> Yeah does IRC even count?
<cheeksy> i tried to break it off 2 weeks ago
<cheeksy> i wasnt allowed
<PolarWolf> There
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: Uh...
<cheeksy> welshy: wine? no
<PolarWolf> That doesn't compute
<cheeksy> PeeWee: i am rather more convinced men ARE NOT SIMPLE.
<cheeksy> :o)
<PolarWolf> But I guess you gotta be a woman to not be allowed to break up
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: Hey now, don't shatter the world with such thoughts!
<cheeksy> PeeWee: i speak the truth
<PolarWolf> We're dead simple. Throw the three B's in the mix, and we're your slaves
<PolarWolf> (Beer, Blowjob and Baseball)
<cheeksy> welshy: thrash talk? not really. there was only one thing discussed which happened this morning.
<DaveHowe> that's better
<wlfshmn> PolarWolf: ah, and here I thought you ment BBB, our broadband provider..
<XyZzY> add food to that
<DaveHowe> lightening must have taken out the adsl while I was out
<XyZzY> aka (Beer, Blowjob and Baseball and Brauts)
<smsie> yeah, it wasn't heavy enough to keep working
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: Lets put one thing straight, men aren't the complicated gender, mmkay?
<cheeksy> men are
<cheeksy> and women are even more
<smsie> hell no!
<cheeksy> hell yes
<smsie> men are VERY simple
<cheeksy> you have simple needs
<cheeksy> but your perceptions and thinking is too complicated
<cheeksy> talking about mixed signals
<cheeksy> you say one thing and do another
<smsie> **** us, feed us and don't moan at us for being ****. We''re VERY easy to please
<cheeksy> or do one thing and think another
<PolarWolf> Farting and burping are clear signals
<cheeksy> smsie: if so, how come you **** around?;o)
<cheeksy> you are in mEn
<koollman> cheeksy: or don't think, too ... never forget the ability to not think :)
<smsie> cheeksy: what does that have to do with anything?
<cheeksy> nah, being nice to men is not a good thing
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: Aaah, yeah, that's our survival mechanism in our relationships with women
<smsie> cheeksy: if YOU **** us, we're happy. We're also happy if someone else wants to **** us. We have lots of lovin to spread aroudn
<cheeksy> virtually only perhaps
<cheeksy> in reality
<cheeksy> you have to be a real bitch
<smsie> cheeksy: that's SO not true
<smsie> although lots of women think so
<cheeksy> hehe
<cheeksy> right
<smsie> lots of men think so too
<cheeksy> smoke time
<tsokolat> cheeksy!
<tsokolat> hiya all
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: We're like dogs. Very willing to please with the right incentives.
<LeScout> is it over now?;)
<XyZzY> LeScout: nope, keep low and under cover
<PolarWolf> Smoking. Bleh. Turnoff #1 in women.
<LeScout> hahaha ok:P
<wlfshmn> PolarWolf: Agreed.
<tsokolat> I wonder when is she going to quit smoking?!
<XyZzY> everybody stops smoking in the end
<wlfshmn> tsokolat: she is russian.. probably right after she gives up on vodka.
<PolarWolf> Yeah, though some take a while longer to croak
<DaveHowe> and currently she seems to want him to herself, so - no screwing around :)
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: Would you be willing to give up smoking for the right man?
<PolarWolf> Hugh.
<smsie> I suspect the right man wouldn't ask her to :)
<HmJ> G'day PolarWolf
<PolarWolf> HmJ: 'sup, foo
<tsokolat> PolarWolf: dude, just for her lungs is good enough!
<wlfshmn> Speaking of the devil
<HmJ> PolarWolf: nada....jus' killin' time
<LadyBecky> 32devil?
<PolarWolf> HmJ: Ah, yeah. Life treating you good these days?
<wlfshmn> LadyBecky: no, just one.
<PolarWolf> Yeah. Daemon with the evil laughter.
<LadyBecky> wlfshmn sorry I should pay more attention to the keyboard lol
<HmJ> PolarWolf: yep......gonna be single (for a month) family is heading to Romania for festival
<PolarWolf> HmJ: Aaaah, TV, b33r, women!
<wlfshmn> DaveHowe: indeed
<HmJ> PolarWolf: ...and pizza!
<witless> hehe, wikipedia: "This article is about the operating system which uses the Linux kernel. For the kernel itself, see Linux kernel. For the asteroid, see 9885 Linux."
<PolarWolf> HmJ: Of course :)
<LadyBecky> a daemon with evil laughter never seen oe :p
<cheeksy> lol
<cheeksy> tsokolat!
<cheeksy> PeeWee: that depends on how right man is :o)
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: Would you do it for me?
<wlfshmn> anyway.. back to the coding..
<cheeksy> PeeWee: you claim to be the right man?:o)
<DaveHowe> plus of course most women gain weight rapidly when giving up smoking - mostly because they aren't used to food tasting nice and eat more of it...
<tsokolat> cheeksy: see how PolarWolf is asking you in public?
<cheeksy> DaveHowe: doesnt happen to me. food tastes same
<wlfshmn> cheeksy: if a guy doesn't consider himself the right man, what is he supposed to consider himself? ;)
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: I'm sure I can do something right. But hey, without knowing what you want, I can't determine if I'm right or not
<cheeksy> i rather lose weight everytime i give up smoking
<PolarWolf> I'm flexible :)
<cheeksy> PeeWee: we all are when we want to
<wlfshmn> cheeksy: would usck running around life considering yourself to be second-best ;)
<cheeksy> hmmmm
<tsokolat> umn. no second best..
<cheeksy> no one is second best
<cheeksy> everyone is unique
<cheeksy> just not everyone turns everyone on :o)
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: I doubt you'd manage to last a month with me without getting frustrated :)
<wlfshmn> cheeksy: ofcourse. But I don't see why I would consider that a flaw in -me- ;)
<cheeksy> PeeWee: same goes for you :o)
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: Heh, probably
<PolarWolf> cheeksy: So what about a one night stand, ey? Seems like a good compromise :)
<tsokolat> there the truth comes out!
<PolarWolf> tsokolat: Pf, did you expect any less?
<tsokolat> lol
<tsokolat> the vested interest of PolarWolf
<PolarWolf> What'd you think...we're men. On IRC. On a hot sunday evening.
<XyZzY> tsokolat: satifies part #1
<PolarWolf> Worse, we're geeks too.
<cheeksy> i lag again
<tsokolat> cheeksy: smoking too much eh
<PolarWolf> wlfshmn: True
<cheeksy> PeeWee: NO
<DaveHowe> never did see the point of one night stands, tbh - it can take at least a couple of sessions, maybe more if you don't have the hours to spend on them, before you know each other's likes and dislikes well enough to really have fun
<cheeksy> tsokolat: no, actually i cut
<PolarWolf> DaveHowe: I don't really see the charm either. But hey, I'm a guy, I'm supposed to think like the ***ist pig I am
<cheeksy> DaveHowe: anyone you know like you?
<cheeksy> hehe
<PolarWolf> Can't have not match the stereotype
<DaveHowe> cheeksy: no, everyone I know hates me :)
<cheeksy> DaveHowe: ****ers :o)
<wlfshmn> cheeksy: It's true. We can't stand Dave
<cheeksy> i like you
<cheeksy> hehehe
<LadyBecky> DaveHowe i only hate you sometimes....
<DaveHowe> you don't know me yet. in time, you will hate me too :)
<cheeksy> or the image you are putting out
<wlfshmn> We only let Dave hang in here so we can lure Becky here
<smsie> I only hate him as the rocket kills me *again*
<DaveHowe> even smsie hates me, although that had something to do with some computer or other of his suddenly working when I stared hard at it...
<Becky> wlfshmn I been here longer than dave has.....


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