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<0> XyZzY, Is cheeksy gay?
<1> hmmmmm
<2> cheeksy: I don't think IRc-geeks work as a replacement, really..
<1> it was a strange break up
<1> ByteEnable: for you baby, i am anything you want me to be.
<3> cheeksy: Was it even a relationship?
<1> PeeWee: that what i was convinced in
<0> Yeah does IRC even count?
<1> i tried to break it off 2 weeks ago
<1> i wasnt allowed
<3> There
<3> cheeksy: Uh...
<1> welshy: wine? no
<3> That doesn't compute
<1> PeeWee: i am rather more convinced men ARE NOT SIMPLE.
<1> :o)



<3> But I guess you gotta be a woman to not be allowed to break up
<3> cheeksy: Hey now, don't shatter the world with such thoughts!
<1> PeeWee: i speak the truth
<3> We're dead simple. Throw the three B's in the mix, and we're your slaves
<3> (Beer, Blowjob and Baseball)
<1> welshy: thrash talk? not really. there was only one thing discussed which happened this morning.
<4> that's better
<2> PolarWolf: ah, and here I thought you ment BBB, our broadband provider..
<5> add food to that
<4> lightening must have taken out the adsl while I was out
<5> aka (Beer, Blowjob and Baseball and Brauts)
<6> yeah, it wasn't heavy enough to keep working
<3> cheeksy: Lets put one thing straight, men aren't the complicated gender, mmkay?
<1> men are
<1> and women are even more
<6> hell no!
<1> hell yes
<6> men are VERY simple
<1> you have simple needs
<1> but your perceptions and thinking is too complicated
<1> talking about mixed signals
<1> you say one thing and do another
<6> **** us, feed us and don't moan at us for being ****. We''re VERY easy to please
<1> or do one thing and think another
<3> Farting and burping are clear signals
<1> smsie: if so, how come you **** around?;o)
<1> you are in mEn
<7> cheeksy: or don't think, too ... never forget the ability to not think :)
<6> cheeksy: what does that have to do with anything?
<1> nah, being nice to men is not a good thing
<3> cheeksy: Aaah, yeah, that's our survival mechanism in our relationships with women
<6> cheeksy: if YOU **** us, we're happy. We're also happy if someone else wants to **** us. We have lots of lovin to spread aroudn
<1> virtually only perhaps
<1> in reality
<1> you have to be a real bitch
<6> cheeksy: that's SO not true
<6> although lots of women think so
<1> hehe
<1> right
<6> lots of men think so too
<1> smoke time
<8> cheeksy!
<8> hiya all
<3> cheeksy: We're like dogs. Very willing to please with the right incentives.
<9> is it over now?;)
<5> LeScout: nope, keep low and under cover
<3> Smoking. Bleh. Turnoff #1 in women.
<9> hahaha ok:P
<2> PolarWolf: Agreed.
<8> I wonder when is she going to quit smoking?!
<5> everybody stops smoking in the end
<2> tsokolat: she is russian.. probably right after she gives up on vodka.
<3> Yeah, though some take a while longer to croak
<4> and currently she seems to want him to herself, so - no screwing around :)
<3> cheeksy: Would you be willing to give up smoking for the right man?
<3> Hugh.
<6> I suspect the right man wouldn't ask her to :)
<10> G'day PolarWolf
<3> HmJ: 'sup, foo



<8> PolarWolf: dude, just for her lungs is good enough!
<2> Speaking of the devil
<10> PolarWolf: nada....jus' killin' time
<11> 32devil?
<3> HmJ: Ah, yeah. Life treating you good these days?
<2> LadyBecky: no, just one.
<3> Yeah. Daemon with the evil laughter.
<11> wlfshmn sorry I should pay more attention to the keyboard lol
<10> PolarWolf: yep......gonna be single (for a month) family is heading to Romania for festival
<3> HmJ: Aaaah, TV, b33r, women!
<2> DaveHowe: indeed
<10> PolarWolf: ...and pizza!
<12> hehe, wikipedia: "This article is about the operating system which uses the Linux kernel. For the kernel itself, see Linux kernel. For the asteroid, see 9885 Linux."
<3> HmJ: Of course :)
<11> a daemon with evil laughter never seen oe :p
<1> lol
<1> tsokolat!
<1> PeeWee: that depends on how right man is :o)
<3> cheeksy: Would you do it for me?
<2> anyway.. back to the coding..
<1> PeeWee: you claim to be the right man?:o)
<4> plus of course most women gain weight rapidly when giving up smoking - mostly because they aren't used to food tasting nice and eat more of it...
<8> cheeksy: see how PolarWolf is asking you in public?
<1> DaveHowe: doesnt happen to me. food tastes same
<2> cheeksy: if a guy doesn't consider himself the right man, what is he supposed to consider himself? ;)
<3> cheeksy: I'm sure I can do something right. But hey, without knowing what you want, I can't determine if I'm right or not
<1> i rather lose weight everytime i give up smoking
<3> I'm flexible :)
<1> PeeWee: we all are when we want to
<2> cheeksy: would usck running around life considering yourself to be second-best ;)
<1> hmmmm
<8> umn. no second best..
<1> no one is second best
<1> everyone is unique
<1> just not everyone turns everyone on :o)
<3> cheeksy: I doubt you'd manage to last a month with me without getting frustrated :)
<2> cheeksy: ofcourse. But I don't see why I would consider that a flaw in -me- ;)
<1> PeeWee: same goes for you :o)
<3> cheeksy: Heh, probably
<3> cheeksy: So what about a one night stand, ey? Seems like a good compromise :)
<8> there the truth comes out!
<3> tsokolat: Pf, did you expect any less?
<8> lol
<8> the vested interest of PolarWolf
<3> What'd you think...we're men. On IRC. On a hot sunday evening.
<5> tsokolat: satifies part #1
<3> Worse, we're geeks too.
<1> i lag again
<8> cheeksy: smoking too much eh
<3> wlfshmn: True
<1> PeeWee: NO
<4> never did see the point of one night stands, tbh - it can take at least a couple of sessions, maybe more if you don't have the hours to spend on them, before you know each other's likes and dislikes well enough to really have fun
<1> tsokolat: no, actually i cut
<3> DaveHowe: I don't really see the charm either. But hey, I'm a guy, I'm supposed to think like the ***ist pig I am
<1> DaveHowe: anyone you know like you?
<1> hehe
<3> Can't have not match the stereotype
<4> cheeksy: no, everyone I know hates me :)
<1> DaveHowe: ****ers :o)
<2> cheeksy: It's true. We can't stand Dave
<1> i like you
<1> hehehe
<11> DaveHowe i only hate you sometimes....
<4> you don't know me yet. in time, you will hate me too :)
<1> or the image you are putting out
<2> We only let Dave hang in here so we can lure Becky here
<6> I only hate him as the rocket kills me *again*
<4> even smsie hates me, although that had something to do with some computer or other of his suddenly working when I stared hard at it...
<13> wlfshmn I been here longer than dave has.....


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