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<0> LOL
<1> Hu Flung Dung?
<1> more importantly, Willie Flingmore?
<2> ...
<3> Cynic: shut. the. ****. up.
<0> hahah
<1> aww.
<4> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg (bwhahahaha)
<2> Man, I love the turns into complete dissarry this channel goes into at times.
<0> yeah
<0> bored geeks universally lead to trouble.
<2> heh
<4> that cat looks like it's going nutso
<3> see
<3> i don't find that funny
<4> D-side...I find most cats annoying :)



<3> that furry ****er is scared out of his mind.
<4> nawww...looks like it's having a spazz attack
<3> right. because he's scared out of his mind.
<0> I saw something similar at a chinese restaraunt.
<4> pfft...most mutts love the thing
<0> hmm, it didn't end with a cat in a towel though.
<4> heh...what do you think, siglite?
<3> well
<3> if towel in chinamanspeak is "wonton", sure it did
<0> I think my cat's an evil demon from hell and I would laugh impishly while it spazzed in in that box
<4> siglite...they probably have one in your town (try it out on your cat) :)
<0> that's what they do to all of 'em at those big chain pet stores.
<4> yeah...20 mins wash, rinse, dry...
<4> hey rhowe...wanna see pfunny cat video?
<5> if i'm logged into a linux box and receiving a broadcast message from someone is there anyway to respond back?
<6> man talk
<4> reality...did you see cat video?
<6> A long time ago
<5> thanks
<7> howdy
<7> ive just installed a new ide disk into my pc (running ubuntu)
<7> however no matter what i do my user only has read permissions to this disk
<7> its a share so full access (777) needs to be allocated
<7> i added umask=0777 to fstab but still nada
<7> anyone got an idea?
<8> hi
<6> ****in' taxes
<9> reality1: tell me about
<6> I owe an underpayment penalty this year
<9> O_oo
<9> earned too much?
<6> My taxes are less this year than last year...so apparently I'm penalized for that or something?
<7> lame...
<9> well, your taxes this year are from last year
<8> reality1 you're a porn star or something?
<6> arpf: Clinical immunologist, thank you very much.
<9> reality1: you will file 2006 tax this year
<6> tsokolat: Yeah yeah
<9> heh..
<6> I'm talking about my billing and expenses year
<6> It seems that all I did was pay more on my mortgage
<4> reality, about the one with the cat in the washing machine?
<6> dogbert2: Yeah.
<10> Hi, I offer Linux Clustering Server, 250GB Data for 7,77$ by month, is this a good offer?
<6> WaterCool: Nope
<9> reality: sounds familiar
<7> 7 bucks a month? for 250gigs? yeesh...
<9> I paid $12k interest last year
<8> WaterCool nope
<10> This is the offer
<8> then take it and leave
<10> Arpf, why, you host yourself?
<8> coz i'm a parasi
<8> parasite
<7> err... i guess some people would rather spend $120 on a 250gig drive then $7 a month for god knows how long
<6> tsokolat: I only paid around $6000
<6> Anybody know what tax service offers to pay your taxes if they **** up on them?
<6> Is it H&R Block?
<4> I think so, reality



<10> is clustering
<6> Excellent
<6> None of those ****s know how to handle grant money and they automatically ***ume it's tax free.
<9> reality: yeah
<6> What I need to do is establish myself as a charity
<10> a foundation
<10> is ok too
<6> That way I can just donate to myself
<10> really easy in canada
<6> And the money just might go to a worthy cause
<10> with a foundationyou establish membership as you want
<6> WaterCool: I'm not in Canada.
<10> I are
<6> WaterCool: And the entire purpose would be to avoid taxes for unworthy causes
<10> ok
<8> reality1 i think that i have solutions for you to avoid taxes
<6> I doubt it but go ahead
<8> Move to Liechtenstein
<0> renounce your citizenship, move to montana, build a compound, print your own money and call yourself jesus.
<8> no siglite
<8> Claim your house as it's own country
<8> Find a CPA who's crooked
<6> siglite: That type of thing didn't work so well in Wavo
<6> Waco
<8> Put up a sign outside your business that says 'all transactions are strictly confidential and made in cash
<0> reality1: the davidians paid all of thier taxes except the bogus NFA stamps.
<8> Claim you were born before the income tax law was enacted and that no one told you
<8> or become a politician
<8> or u can Induce your own coma on April 14
<8> or Live in a cardboard box
<11> Watch out, the tax ninjas will come for you in your box down by the river.
<0> SWEET!
<0> my term is catching on!
<11> (o o)
<0> tax ninjas tax ninjas tax ninjas tax ninjas tax ninjas tax ninjas tax ninjas
<12> i asked a question in #linuxhelp but nobody answered, can I ask it here?
<13> Hrm.. I'm not quite to the ninja stage yet.
<0> splashy: you're only allowed one question in #linux
<0> splashy: you just used it.
<0> splashy: so the answer is now "no"
<12> ok thanks
<0> splashy: you may consider a read of the URL in the topic before your next visit.
<13> I'm more the Mr Miyagi of taxation.
<13> writ on, writ off
<11> hey I googled for "tax ninja" and lo and behold on the top page is what I presume to be you getting screamed at on sigforums
<0> ahahahahahahah
<0> oh man
<0> ok, maybe I can only claim credit for applying the term to BATFE.
<11> 823146
<11> ack
<0> I don't see the sigforum thing in any of the responses.
<11> http://sigforum.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/320601935/m/698107677/p/2
<11> is that not you?
<11> Honda?
<0> that's me
<13> TBT
<11> Nuq
<0> but I didn't get that when I googled
<11> put it in quotes?
<0> yeah
<11> it was hit # 5 or 6 for me
<0> wow, that's wierd
<0> wow, it's result 31 for me.
<12> i have a linux question, I've read that when people try to install linux using their SATA DVD drive it doesnt work (P965 Express chipsets) so they have to set it to generic-IDE in the BIOS, has this been corrected in the current stable linux kernel? more specifically I would like to know if the intel dp965lt is full compatible with fc6, thats my goa
<14> hi. problem: sound doesnt work. Error message: got samplingrate 49823, expected 44000 -> redirecting output to /dev/null
<0> TenBaseT: that thread's actually an interesting read.
<14> splashy: i installed with SATA without problem
<12> gnalb - fc6?
<3> back.
<14> mandriva 2006


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