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<0> dogbert2, cat spa video?
<1> Steakk: haha
<2> stumbleupon?
<1> Steakk: that last one is a bit disturbing
<3> Ka-bar, a plugin for FF ... you click it, and it takes you to a random website
<2> I use fark for that.
<1> damn I need a webcam
<1> focus it on the beer store just up from here. very interesting characters.
<3> Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?
<1> Steakk: A: Take a horse.
<1> hey db2
<4> Steakk: http://cache.aftenposten.no/multimedia/archive/00509/_02022007653_jpg_509313s.jpg
<3> Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
<4> Steakk: earlier today..
<3> holy hell
<2> http://xkcd.com/c218.html <= hahahahahha



<3> LOL
<5> yeah, icekarma...hilarious :)
<4> Steakk: yeah, or "what was the speed at the time of impact", thankfully they adjusted those forms slightly, so now it says right before..
<4> Ka-bar: jup, have xkcd in my rss aggregator
<3> Didja ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
<4> Ka-bar: because of you I have it there, though :)
<2> /kick Steakk A B C D E F G S T F U
<3> hah
<7> PolarWolf: you still around? ;)
<3> http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=718 <-- Lol
<2> BAHAHAHAHAHA.... Today's Penny Arcade, FTW!
<1> Steakk: having fun?
<3> yes, I am
<1> I'll have to check this all out when I have X running
<1> or just rotate to the left and use winders eckspee
<7> PolarWolf: anyway when you get back.. afaik you got a skype phone. Have a look at http://jajah.com/ ;) allows you to use a regular phone and calls are free between registered users. for other calls it's 2.5 cent. ;)
<1> yoz: reminds me I need to buy a new (old) phone
<1> yoz: I have this nifty RJ11 -> USB doohickey
<1> yoz: works great. I just need to actually get a phone for the RJ11 side ;)
<1> well that, and find someone to call
<3> #50 of the top 50 facts about men: All men would still really like to own a train set.
<7> Qunan: ;)
<2> good Dilbert today
<7> that service is cool. "Please pick up your phone!"
<1> Oh **** me, they're finally clearing the sidewalks
<3> 16. Circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts
<3> worn by Jewish men.
<2> o_O
<8> Steakk: you're trying to get in jewish mens pants?
<3> not anymore
<8> I'm sure they appreciate that
<1> Ka-bar: whaffer?
<2> Qunan: to stuff in Steakk's mouth for a couple minutes.
<3> hrm?
<2> :P
<1> cheap enough.. 24 for $24
<0> Qunan, as in President's Choice?
<1> that's right
<1> heya IK :)
<1> IceKarma: see, the beer store for me is such an amazing trek
<1> IceKarma: a whole 200 metres, if that
<0> heh
<9> later
<1> "Fix" is pretty decent, from Lakes of Muskoka Brewing
<1> $13.20 for 12
<3> No one is more vulnerable then when they are taking a crap in a public bathroom that has no lock
<10> Steakk: Not true. At least you know where they're coming from.
<11> Hello.
<1> syn!
<1> Jeremy
<11> I have a question with the linux. See, I am a newbie and I dont know how to get $Favorite_Piece_of_****_hardware working in linux. In Windows, it works fine, but I just cant seem to get it working in Linux. Since Im too lame to RTFM, I thought I would come into this channel and not read the FAQ since well its not in the /topic here and annoy you ***hats
<11> Qunan: Hoi hoi.
<11> Where the hell is everyone today
<11> ?
<10> syn-ack: We are NOT ***hats. We are Sphincter Fashion Accessories.
<1> Falchion



<10> qun
<11> Falchion: is that what it is. hrm. I think I will try to forget that from now on
<10> syn-ack: heh
<11> heh
<11> God damn I love this album and I forgot how much I did
<1> syn-ack: ?
<11> Nanuq: Nirvana - Bleach
<11> "Come. As you are. As you were. As I want you to be."
<1> feh
<1> all out of Fix
<1> seems to go fast
<11> I dont want to know what your taking to get your "fix"
<11> All I want to know is, can I have some?
<1> syn-ack: it's a brand of b33r
<11> MAke it a Miller Lite and we're on
<1> syn-ack: it's a !bigname brewery, it tastes decent, and it's cheap
<11> Now that my mother is at the house, I have to leave. be back later.
<2> As Dave Barry says... People who drink light beer don't really like the taste of beer, they just like to pee a lot.
<1> Ka-bar: heh
<2> I have some Arrogant Bastard for the game on Sunday. . .
<1> Ka-bar: it's not light. 5% ABV. run of the mill lager.
<2> "Fix"? As in George Fix (RIP)?
<1> not afaik
<2> hmmm... a greek beer?
<1> noo..
<1> Ka-bar: www.thebeerstore.ca, search the brands for 'Fix'
<2> Yes. Hellas brewers in Greece licensed the brand to Lakes of Muskoka Cottage Brewery
<1> Ka-bar: oh?
<1> Ka-bar: learn something every day ;)
<2> appears to be unrelated to George Fix.
<1> Ka-bar: had no idea of its .gr heritage
<1> Ka-bar: I just fancy the $13.20/12 price point ;)
<2> Dr. Fix was a professor of maths in Austin, TX and wrote what is considered THE reference on brewing chemistry, along with numerous other books on beer.
<1> #linux, edumakashun for the unedumakashanable
<2> heh
<3> hehe, my step-mother works at a company called Independence First...(they are also a client of mine)...her son used her work e-mail addy to setup a myspace account...then, she got married to my dad, and her email addy at work changed from her old last name, to her new one...step-mom wants that myspace account deleted...so, I am on the phone with the IT manager of the company, figuring out what is gong on with her old addy (all e-mails keep bouncing back, even
<3> though it is enabled), so we can get the p***word for my step-brothers myspace
<3> I love my job :)
<3> PW: Ethics dont come into play here...when the son (a minor) is using MySpace to cause the trouble he is both at home, and at school, AND used his mothers e-mail address w/o her permission....she has the right-of-way on this one
<8> Steakk: after nude pictures of your step-brother's c0q?
<3> libolt, no, nude photos of underage girls at his school being p***ed around (a big underage ***-scandal just went down at his school, and he was involved)
<8> ah so you're after the kiddie porn then
<3> not after it, no. Stopping it, yes
<3> local PD is involved as well
<3> (whcih scares the **** outa me, as I have a record of IT crimes, heh)
<3> How's the packing going?
<12> packing is going fine
<3> ouch
<8> Steakk: well perhaps it'd be safer for you to hang your step brother from his bedroom door by his balls then
<12> packed two boxes. about 4 more left. plus about 4 bags
<12> that doesnt include a desk, computer and my microwave.
<3> libolt, thats already been done
<12> i have too many things!
<3> cheeksy, dont bother moving the PC around...just mail it to me
<13> If it doesn't fit in a single backpack, it's too much
<12> Steakk: yeah right. are you going to mail me a laptop back?:o)
<3> cheeksy, sure, I have one to spare
<12> PeeWee: so... all your toys fit into one backpack?:o))
<3> he has small toys :P
<12> Steakk: aint coming for it in person :o)
<3> cheeksy, right, like the US is going to let me have a p***port, heh
<13> cheeksy: No, but that doesn't mean I won't be able to get by with just the contents of a backpack
<13> MOst material stuff is judt that
<12> Steakk: you have no p***port?
<3> cheeksy, not yet...its in the 'we are waiting on your permanent record to fnish processing' stage
<12> Steakk: as in "we are considering if your criminal records are too grave"


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