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<0> siglite: well, never mind then... you can go back to watch american idol ;-)
<1> s/idle/idol/
<1> siglite: American Chopper should be on
<2> I need an icepick to run through my eyes and eardrums.
<3> er
<3> oh. american idol.
<3> siglite: yes, nice knowing you.
<3> i agree with your decision.
<2> aaah. This is much better. But I dont' tink i'M goin g to seey our reeplies
<1> crap crap crap
<4> schitzo: ?
<2> lol
<2> this is funny
<5> so I guess in #linux we don't really talk about linux do we?
<6> vIkSiT: mere pagal agaya!!
<2> the great firewall is blocking almost all of the hits resulting from "chinese democracy party" on a google.cn search.
<2> kislam: sometimes.
<1> well now I want an airtunes express so I Can play itunes through the stereo, but then I need a new receiver, because this one is full
<2> kislam: faq.linuxops.net
<1> and then I'll want new speakers
<4> kislam: http://faq.linuxops.net
<1> kislam: we do. it's not a help channel though. it's for those clued users who usually have real problems of some sort.
<7> cheekygal so when are you returning to china?
<5> I see
<1> or when I ****er siglite into helping friends of mine with iptables problems.
<8> cheekygal, ! :)
<7> and can you stop in tokyo for a few days?
<7> or like 40 minutes if we cut the bull****? *ducks*
<6> docfu: tokyo? no. returning - 6th my flight from manzhouli to beijing.
<6> docfu: you are THAT quick? damn.
<4> oh, is that quick??? ****.
<4> guess I better get some more practice in :D
<7> ahaha
<2> lol
<2> schitzo: his **** finally un****ed?
<7> cheekygal well i was going to...ya know...call a few fluffers ahead of time
<6> "hi i need a 40 mins transit visa to japan. reason: wham-bam quicky"
<3> docfu: you can add another 20 by "accidently" hitting the wrong hole and just holding on as tight as you can
<7> you know have em get me all set and ready for when you walked in the door
<7> AHAHAHA
<7> D-side thats bad
<6> docfu: ah well. call your fluffers leave me out of it. i am afraid of the disease.
<6> eeeww D-side.
<1> siglite: he hasn't hit me up for any more info. I Think he's still sitting in #momo
<3> cheekygal: oh dont front, you know you like it
<2> oh yeah, he is
<3> wait, i mean. no. sorry.
<2> he hasn't hit me up for anything either.
<4> D-side: nasty :)
<3> that was a little rude. :)
<2> guess it's working or he's given up.
<6> D-side: too rude.
<1> siglite: heh
<3> cheekygal: i apologize.
<7> don't apologize you ***
<7> now you are contracting yourself
<6> docfu: shush.
<3> contradicting?
<9> cheekygal: i'm sorry
<7> well, going back on what you said :)
<9> cheekygal: having a bad day
<6> ok
<9> i dont even like my own mother dont take it personally
<6> is it a *im sorry cheekygal* day?
<6> who's next?
<6> and also i need 20,000 USD.
<3> well, my suggestion will help you on the way
<6> ick.
<4> safer that way ...
<7> $20k? ****
<6> D-side: you already said sorry. DONT TALK DONT TALK!
<7> if only i hadn't bought that car, tv and i had my tax return
<1> cheekygal: what interest rate you want?
<4> cheekygal: you getting someone whacked?
<6> lol
<6> oh its ok.
<7> schizto no she wants to work it off
<1> docfu: BONUS!
<7> you know, one quicky at a time
<10> what theres the installment plan?
<6> docfu: well, #1 wasnt funny #2 wasnt the right time to set the joke
<6> so try again later :o)
<10> ohwait... marriage... never mind
<7> cheekygal oh so you are serious about working it off?
<7> well then, i'll make no more jokes about it
<6> duh
<1> hell I need to get married, just for the tax break and insurance break
<2> XyZzY: marraige, the ultimate compound interest loan.
<6> really
<6> schitzo: i know someone just for you.
<6> there is this little chinese gold digger and p***port hunter
<1> cheekygal: she hawt?
<6> yeah she is
<1> cheekygal: nah, I'd rather have eastern european
<6> so men say
<11> schitzo: there should be this little internal voice around about now saying "you sure this is such a good idea?"
<6> schitzo: eastern european will drive you crazy and you'll die young
<6> :o)
<1> mike2_: dude, I race motorcycles as a hobby. I don't have that voice.
<4> mike2_: I get that all the time ... it goes away after a while ;)
<11> schitzo: too many bumps on the head?
<1> cheekygal: see my previous statement to mike2_
<2> mike2_: little internal voice hell. Should be a raging alarm claxon at 160 decibels going BZZZ! BAD IDEA! BZZZ BAD IDEA
<2> oh
<4> siglite: too easy to unplug the power source :)
<10> well you dogo deafat that decibal rating after time
<2> well, yeah, there is that. People who do 155 into a turn that would have a little yellow sign that says "maximum safe speed 25MPH" lack the bad-idea buzzer.
<6> schitzo: eastern european is nothing like motorcycles. they are like race cars - beautiful, stubborn and hard to control :o)
<4> cheekygal: and yet still extremely desirable ...
<6> waznz: absolutely. intimidating too.
<0> lol
<4> cheekygal: damn ... I really should increase the amount I'm saving to get over there ...
<6> lol
<4> leather and chains intimidating?
<1> siglite: cheekygal has never seen a liter bike has she?
<1> er, litre bikle
<4> schitzo: saw a 2 liter bike the other day ... vulcan
<1> waznz: oh, you mean a boat anchor
<2> schitzo: lol, not if she thinks they're easy to control.
<4> schitzo: I was most impressed by the size of the thing ... but I hear it's rather ho-hum
<6> they are not.
<1> siglite: and now I am thinking of selling the 6R for a 10R
<6> but if you compare to girls - litre bike is easier to control than eastern european girls :o)
<2> schitzo: aaaah, the lure of squiddom
<1> siglite: damn you
<4> compared to girls, bikes are totally easy to control ... except of course with the 'ol alcohol encouragement ...
<1> heh, and put bbkf on a mini and all kind of hell breaks loose
<2> waznz: even though I lack the 'bad idea' claxon most times, I do NOT drink and get on a bike.
<2> oh yeah
<1> yeah, two wheels and alcohol don't mix.
<1> but doing 125 on the expressway does
<4> siglite: only time I've done that it was a scooter ... so it hardly counts ...
<2> waznz: my wife ran over a guy on a mini
<2> waznz: few too many beers.
<4> siglite: he probably deserved it ...
<1> well.. I have done it on a scooter before
<1> ok. I don't get on anything over 50cc with alcohol in my system
<6> Rupesh: farewell.
<6> ah need to make a phone call
<6> bbl
<3> cheekygal: damnit. can i talk yet?
<3> dont go afk
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