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<0> OldMonk: That requires people with brains to be here!
<1> damn, that wiped out 3/4 of the population fo the channel :)
<2> Tron: and there's a similar chance that the next person who transmits the common cold will transmit a mutation which causes your nuts to fall off.
<3> Tamahome: so, we need ot make it airborne
<0> smsie: That possibility is still there though ;)
<2> not like the world couldn't use a decent pandemic anyway
<1> Tron: probably the next chap who sneezes onto you in the subway :)
<2> shedding the world of 2billion or so of population probably wouldn't be a bad thing
<0> smsie: s/2/5/
<2> hehe
<1> s/5/5,999,999,999/ leaving me
<0> And me and my family are part of the survivors ;)
<0> OldMonk: You shut your filthy mouth! ;)
<2> OldMonk: you can't be the only survivor. Who would you ****?
<1> ok, make that 3,000,000,001 -- me and all the chixqu0rs
<0> smsie: The birds!
<1> smsie: good point
<2> hehe
<3> OldMonk: surely not -all- the chix0rs
<1> wlfshmn: er, why not?
<3> OldMonk: some are old, and some are ex-wives
<0> OldMonk: Including the ugly ones?
<1> Tron: they wouldn't matter, and i'm sure some of those would be good cooks and m***euses, and drivers, etc.
<0> I don't thin I want ugly chicks to m***age me.
<3> why have an ugly m***euse when you can have a h0t one? ;)
<0> wlfshmn: ^5
<1> maybe if she's a good m***euse?
<0> wlfshmn: OldMonk clearly has a fetish for Teh Ugly... ;)
<3> Tron: Yeah. Ugly tennisplayers.
<1> Tron: yeah, why do you think i hang around in this channel?
<0> OldMonk: heheheh
<0> s/nillion/million/
<0> Uhnnn. That reminds me, I'm off to the local hospital tomorrow to have a hypodermic needle stuck into one of my veins and samples of my cold, black blood be taken.
<3> Tron: I thought you just got over your ebola-boil
<0> wlfshmn: I did. Lucky me has also contracted some kind of flu or cold virus. Yippee.
<3> Tron: Aren't your priviliged.
<0> wlfshmn: No doubt thanks to some ****er in a London Underground carriage near to me.
<1> Tron: do check your balls to see they haven't dropped off in the morning
<4> O_o;
<0> OldMonk: That's an automatic check anyway - you need not remind me to do that. ;)
<5> ehewwwwwwwww
<0> Tamahome: You mean, you don't check your balls?
<5> .....
<2> OldMonk: he is married, so he has no actual need for testes...
<1> smsie: married and post-procreation
<0> smsie: Except to copy some of my DNA into another life form.
<2> Tron: you already did that presumably
<0> smsie: Yes but that doesn't mean I have to stop.
<5> little Trons running around...scary thought!
<0> Tamahome: THere is one already. :)
<5> !!!
<2> there's already one little Tron running around.
<6> calamari for lunch, soon. woot.
<5> AMES for the win
<7> Sagoro: damn, beat me to it
<0> Tamahome: He's just turned 4, and he's already asking me what Gravity is, what does Space do, and what is Magnetism :)
<2> if you believe Tron, he's the most talented, clever and all round *wonderful* child ever to exist (which is fair enough)
<5> eheh
<4> schitzo: Good :)
<0> smsie: See what i just wrote above ;)
<2> Tron: yeah :)
<0> smsie: This was yesterday morning at breakfast. ;)
<2> Tron: he's a clever lad, obviously. Encourage it :)
<8> /s/discover/discovery
<0> smsie: He's a wonderfull kid, but he suffers the same ailment all 4 year olds suffer from - they don't have annoy the **** out o you when they feel like it. :)
<6> and what would happen if the school phones, saying he's not doing well in a cl***.
<1> synapsis: didn't you know? he got elected president of .us couple of years ago!
<6> will it be his fault, or will the teacher just obviously be a ****off?
<0> D-side: *shrug* We'd get down to what the problem is, more than likely. ;)
<6> Tron: i'm just glad to hear its not the latter, because it seems thats every parent's view today.
<2> Tron: you mean he's human? :)
<0> D-side: Nah, I don't automatically ***ume anything when it comes to my kid's life.
<0> smsie: He's half-human on his mother's side. ;)
<1> bah, my son's 18 and he's re-writing CGI.pm for perl6
<6> Tron: that may have come out far too insulting and/or judgemental, thats not what i'm saying at all.
<8> OldMonk: Don't insult Tron's kid like that. ;)
<0> OldMonk: l33t!
<1> synapsis: umm, insult? actually you're right, it probably is one :)
<0> D-side: I'm not offended in any way
<1> thank god Tron didn't see it
<0> OldMonk: Is aw it, I just chose not to bother with it is all.
<6> Tron: very good. you can't be too careful when talking about a man's children.
<0> D-side: *shrug*
<1> check this out: http://www.karan.org/stuff/IMG_1175_800_600.jpg
<0> OldMonk: Haha yes I've seen that before somewhere - I'm right up there with Taoism ;)
<9> yay
<9> I got my DSl router today. It's all set up. PPoE configured. Machine configured. I have the cables and the phone/dsl splitter
<9> now all I need to do to get DSL working is plug the cable into the wall outlet
<8> Thanks for the play by play. I'll be watching on TV.
<9> too bad I dont have a wall outlet yet :P
<10> Argh. After something like 4 hours of runtime, this perl scripts %mem is 46.0 and cpu% is something like 8.0
<5> OM: LOL!
<1> vIkSiT
<9> OldMonk: lol
<11> OldMonk
<12> como puedo montar un usb en debian?
<13> edWardo: ENGLISH
<12> how can i mount an usb in debian?
<13> edWardo: "man mount"
<5> there isn't an automounting daemon for that kind of thing?
<14> edWardo: Read up on udev
<11> later all
<15> haha awesome
<15> not paying your google ad bills makes your pagerank 0
<15> boss cancelled his credit card and forgot to notify all the companies that were billing it
<14> hm, surely that means you can DoS someone by spamming their ads with hits?
<15> we were without long distance phone service for a couple of days there too ;)
<13> RelDrgn: now that is funny
<1> oh, this is freaky -- open a Styles window on OOo calc. now move focus away from/back to the main OOo window and the styles pop-up keeps disappearing and reappearing
<15> rhowe: slightly different, since you set a limit at which the ad gets pulled
<1> F11 for the styles window
<15> OM: that's actually done by quite a lot of applications. It's also standard subwindow behavior for next and OSX apps.
<15> it ****s for focus-follows-mouse though
<1> RelDrgn: i use focus-follows-mouse :)
<1> ah, and if you move the main window to another desktop the styles window just disappears, while OOo believes it's still there
<16> OM: it probably doesn't disappear but remains in the original desktop :)
<1> killall-9: vanishes here when i use the arrow keys to move to a different desktop.
<7> heh, I love our Change Control System..
<16> a switcher that displays a thumbnail of the desktop may show
<7> "Risk: rip in the time-space continuim"
<1> actually it may be on the original desktop but i'll need to make the bottom bar permanent to check
<15> OM: Oh, it's still there, it's just that you can't see it because OO.o doesn't have focus when you're off that desktop ;)
<15> schitzo: "scheduled downtime: 10 years. Anything less will be icing on the cake"
<1> yup, it's there :)
<7> RelDrgn: heh, I've done that before. "Downtime: 3 hours, but Capt. Kirk said I only had an hour, so I'm gonna pull a Scotty and do it in 20 minutes"
<7> RelDrgn: let's just say people sometimes look forward to when I put stuff in CC for the amusement factor
<15> haha
<17> http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/gywo.no_more_911s.gif
<17> http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/gywo.rollerblades.gif
<7> SFW? not like I really care, but I would save someone else the trouble of asking
<1> later
<15> schitzo: I'd be more concerned if it said "gyno" ;)
<7> heh, true
<13> any good news?
<4> O_o;
<18> Lion-O: yeah p***ed all my exams so far ;) informatics, C++, english
<13> yoz: wow, Sagoro's horoscope told you all that? amazing
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