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<0> yup
<1> so. hot.
<2> sure i can figure that out myself,, its not like i'm gonna buy it for 10 000$ anyway
<0> Oh wait, that's just for music, nevermind, I'm still good, right?
<0> ****ers are worse than Red Hat.
<3> heh
<0> Oh wait, I found the "openSUSE" free version. Phew, my bad.
<1> how do you figure
<0> Well, when I initially went to novell.com and went looking for SuSE, the only thing I could find was SuSE Linux Enterprise, which offered, at best, a free 60-day Evaluation version on DVD.
<0> After clicking all over their damned site, I finally went back to the novell.com homepage and found the link in the bottom right hand corner for OpenSUSE.
<0> The "Open Source" version, kinda like Fedora Core is to Red Hat Enterprise.
<1> whats wrong with that?



<4> hi
<4> any body know how 2 dos
<5> Jesus...I hate brighthouse
<6> they hate you back
<3> synapsis: been there, coughed that
<6> LOL
<0> lol
<6> wlfy: there's a difference? :P
<0> Yes, one is much more efficient at being braindead
<3> my code is never efficient at being braindead
<7> anyone know what the horizontal red line in xchat is for?
<3> guess I need to get some skills writing efficient code :P
<8> Tamahome: indeed, one uses large amounts of resources while doing stupid stuff, the other one uses much less resources for the same task ;)
<6> I see.
<6> like that time I optimized an SQL query to take 2 seconds, instead of 20
<8> Jostein: I just found a shorthand syntax that let me hand off an entire category of simple queries to the ORB in a manner that is atleast as efficient as my manual queries ;)
<6> bleh, object brokers
<8> Tamahome: A strategically placed index can do as much ;)
<3> wlfshmn: nice
<8> err, s/ORB/ORM/
<6> oh, heh
<8> no ORBs involved in this project, an dI can't say i miss them ;)
<6> good good.
<3> I actually have no idea what ORBs are, but I guess I should be happy about that
<8> my main project at work, the domino integration stuff, communicates with DOmino's ORB though ;)
<6> yes, yes you should
<6> Domino is great... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
<8> Jostein: Think Corba
<3> UGH
<3> then I was rihght. anything with the word "broker" in the name is inherently evil
<8> Jostein: All distributed object models use an object broker of some sort
<3> wlfshmn: I prefer XML webservices w/proxy-cl***es
<3> I find that rather workable actually
<8> Jostein: webservices aren't true distributed objects
<6> DCOM is an object broker of sorts
<3> true
<3> They are neat for some stuff, but I guess you need true distributed objects for some tasks
<8> gah!
<8> wtf
<8> you read example code, and you see variables like this: <h:datatable id="table1" value="#{didYouSeeZidanesHeaderToMaterazzi.myPagedDataModel}">
<6> LOL!!
<3> HAH
<6> mmmm, smoked meat sandwich for dinner
<0> Mmm, meat
<9> generic meat?
<1> frightening
<10> Gov'n'ment meat?
<8> List<Number> list = getHibernateTemplate().findByCriteria(DetachedCriteria.forCl***(PriceListItem.cl***).setProjection(Projections.rowCount()).add(Expression.eq("retailer", retailer)));
<8> meh
<6> using NHibernate?
<8> no, plain Hibernate
<8> I'm not .NET
<6> ah



<8> although that code has traces of the Spring DAO wrapper
<11> boot me1
<11> !
<11> booooooooooooooot meeeeeeeeee!
<11> **** ALL the OPS!
<6> get a life
<12> Don't you have *anything* better to do, AJAO1? I mean seriously, you're on the Internet cursing at a bunch of people you don't know. That's almost the definition of psychotic
<13> He left
<1> yeah.
<1> now YOU'RE the ***hole.
<8> now let's see if I can get a pair of projections into the same query..
<1> good luck, fella.
<8> holy crap.. that was more powerfull than I thought..
<1> did you succeed or fail?
<8> succeed
<8> it might be possible to optimize this a bit though..
<14> optomize it
<14> so you are gellin' like magellon
<8> hum?
<8> I'm afraid I'm unable to parse your rambelings
<14> **** all you ****ing ****ers
<14> **** **** fukc
<14> jkasfdjkl;
<14> dsfakjl
<14> fdkjsal
<14> fdsajlk
<14> fdkljsa
<14> fjdlksa
<14> fjakls
<13> heh
<5> You see people? This is why crack is bad.
<6> LOL
<15> uh huh
<6> hallo cheeksy
<15> hm, seems like a regular idiot
<6> he's an idler
<15> Tamahome: not today ;)
<0> That's odd...
<0> I thought Kano was a "real" regular, here and in LinuxHelp... maybe someone's impersonating him? Or I'm just confused.
<1> he just idles.
<15> I dunno. Maybe his account got hacked by that other looney, ajao1, so he finally got his wish ;)
<0> haha
<6> SNAKES... ON A PLANE!
<1> i cant wait.
<1> gf has her SoaP shirt hanging in the closet, waiting for the 17th
<6> (because yes, Hollywood REALLY HAS RUN OUT OF IDEAS)
<1> pfft.
<1> its going to the best worst movie ever made
<16> it has samuel l jackson in it -- how can it not be good?
<16> (**** negro, that's all you had to say).
<6> .....
<1> "i want these motha****in snakes OFF my motha****in PLANE"
<17> your mom ran out of ideas 9 months before you were bown
<17> born
<6> mmmm **** you too
<17> man I was just ****ing with you before but now you've made it all awkward
<6> there's just some places you don't go.
<1> **** him, he doesnt get SoaP. :D
<6> I'm supposed to "GET" it?!?
<6> what's there to get?
<17> oh **** he's air-quoting get
<1> I dont know that you have a working concept of "places you don't go"
<6> heh.
<17> "too bad she didnt come up with any ideas involving a stairwell before the third trimester" is 'places you dont go'
<0> rofl
<1> TenBaseT_: well played sir
<6> I see someone drank his Hateorade today.
<17> hahah thats kind of funny. I'd buy that if I could
<6> Hateorade is just a euphemism for beer


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