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<0> jgaddis: Give me the $3000 and 24 hours and i'll make it into 4!
<1> Ka-bar: i probably will, i've been gettin' stupid already
<0> Do they sell 'em with training wheels?
<1> haha i dont think so
<2> Falchion: yeah, they're called sidecars. :P
<0> Dude, you'd have LOVED the WWII cycle with sidecar (with heavy weapons mounts) I saw last weekend at the ralley.
<0> Ka-bar: :)
<0> Personally want the cycle with TOW launcher sidecar I found online.
<0> Damnit. 1 hour, 40 mins until I go on vacation.
<3> Falchion: ...
<0> ?
<3> Falchion: TOW launcher?
<0> Yeah :)
<3> Falchion: The world smales MRLS perhaps? ;)
<0> Say what?
<3> in the sidecar..



<3> nevah mind
<3> I'm just goofing off anway
<4> PIC? like PIC12C508 or something?
<0> ...
<5> stupid ****ing earthlink
<4> oh, a picture of a motorcycle with sidecar containing missile launcher.
<0> yep :P
<4> neat.
<6> anyone had experience upgrading from suse 10.1 to ubuntu dapper ? if so what should I look out for, what stuff should I backup to make it as easy as possible; also can an in-place upgrade be performed using dapper installer ?
<5> upgrading? from SuSE to ubuntu?
<6> ok then ... switching
<5> it's like a total trash and rebuild.
<5> have fun. thanks for playing.. next number please.
<6> :< ... thought so ... wish there was a proper switchover tool
<7> hi all
<7> what Linux version would be recommended for a total newbie that wants to give it a go on Virtual PC ?
<7> easy installation, useable GUI... I would like to give openoffice a try on it just to play with things a bit
<8> minix for sure
<8> 1.0
<6> Joey__ ... try ubuntu, seems to be best for n00bs .. ubuntu.com
<9> Joey__: You do know you can get OOo for windows etc too?
<8> virtual pc
<8> Hrm
<8> In all seriousness ubuntu
<7> downloading ubuntu now, MS is giving away Virtual PC for free, seems like a good opportunity to look into Linux... don't like dual boot stuff and can't do without windows
<8> you prefer virt pc over duel boot?
<8> I'm asuming you have a crackbook or something similiar
<7> I prefer not messing my system up with something I know too little about :)
<7> maybe if I like it, and use it, I would consider a dual boot
<8> how would it mess up your system
<8> the two Os's don't fool with each other
<0> You can't./
<10> aybabtu, so?
<6> :p
<8> wow it must have taken you forever and a day to come up with that
<10> Too bad she looked like jailbait
<11> aybabtu: no; by realizing that positive and negative infinity are the same datum point, you have to accept that infinity plus one is the same as negative infinity plus one, or one short of negative infinity



<11> fredk-: thanks for the help the other day btw :)
<6> lawl
<10> DaveHowe, did I help you?
<6> alert the internets
<10> :)
<11> fredk-: unless it was someone else I msned using your nick :)
<10> I ***ume that was me yes
<10> oh yes, but didnt I just say "yes" or something like that?
<11> I didn't say it was a lot of effort :)
<10> indeed
<12> kewl
<12> it appears the ban lifted
<11> pkot: yeah.that way someone else has the pleasure of kickbanning you....
<8> what did pkot do?
<8> think we need to exterminate all the horses before they do the same to us. I realize this is a radical solution, but we don't think twice about killing off harmful viruses, which are also living creatures and don't even require their own stables. Think of all the parents who will be able to breathe a sigh of relief when their ten year-old daughters ask them, "Can I have a pony?"
<8> "I'm sorry, Jennifer, but all the ponies are dead."
<8> "DEAD?!"
<10> DaveHowe, go to one of the hot_marketing_chicks and tell them you need some help with marketing.
<8> "Here. Enjoy this bottle of Elmer's Glue instead." Giving our children glue instead of ponies would be much safer, since Elmer's is non-toxic. Also, nothing ever "spooks the glue." Glue, my friends, is our crucial ally in the War on Horses.
<10> DaveHowe, then tell her you need help marketing yourself to other chicks
<13> i didn't do anything
<11> fredk-: erm, no - not planning on trading in Becky for a higher maintainance model :)
<13> i got banned for like asking a question about gentoo
<10> Upon which she will probably say "but, you're cute" upion which you say "so, would you date me?"
<13> my question was: how to implement dpkg in gentoo, but for source + compilation
<13> nobody knew. i thought that was funny :-D
<5> that or maybe nobody cared.
<11> Pujolaia: sounds about right. gentoo is the go-faster-stripes of the linux world; if you are sad enough to use it, you should be able to do it for yourself. besides, dpkg is a debian tool, emerge is gentoo's
<8> sorry
<10> DaveHowe, ah yes, Becky ;)
<8> left click button
<8> on accident
<13> DaveHowe: what's a go faster stripes
<11> Pujolaia: its the gentoo of the boy racer world....
<8> Hehe
<8> kinda lik a ride-lower-wing
<13> hrmm
<5> gentoo, because all you need is a big red R
<13> i don't understand this language
<8> english?
<11> geewrd: not really, there is a remote chance that a lowrider wing actually has some lifting-body or ground effect benefit
<13> DaveHowe: what i want to do is run gentoo, but with dpkg
<6> gentoo is aweful, impossible to maintain dependencies
<11> Pujolaia: all I want is to run a petrol car, but fuel it with natural gas. is that so wrong?
<13> hrm
<13> DaveHowe:
<8> dave: most ricers can't go fast enough for body lift to take effect anyway
<13> i'm asking about linux
<11> geewrd: I know. but its more effective than painting stripes on a car so it looks faster...
<8> heh
<8> true
<0> Stickers make cars go faster.
<8> now painting your calipers yellow on the other hand
<8> that's performance modding
<13> basically i want to do, say, dpkg -i gnome and have the source download + copile
<0> Added a V-tec sticker to my civic and I got liek +2HP!
<5> the more stickers, the faster you go
<8> falchion: you autta see what an acura type r sticker can do
<6> body lift is a bit like time travel; its only possible over 88 miles per hour
<0> geewrd: Oh! Send me one for my Civic!
<11> Pujolaia: and what does emerge do?
<0> :)
<8> falchion: do you want a random japanese lettering seat cover too?
<13> DaveHowe: i am fond of dpkg
<13> more than emerge
<13> when i tried to emerge gnome it broke, plus it said it couldn't 'access the 404' i believe
<6> FUN TIP: lawl painting your calipers white compared to black keeps them cooler by a whole 0.00000001 degree celsius due to solar reflection
<11> Pujolaia: what difference does that make? dpkg is a package delivery system with dependency checking; portage is a source-based compilation system with dependency checking. why use one to try and emulate the other?
<8> yellow my friend
<8> still get's you cooling benefits
<8> while looking AWESOME
<13> DaveHowe:
<11> aybabtu: erm, no. black radiates heat better than white


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