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<0> Ka-bar: im not getting married just yet
<1> qdk: er, no, it was a semi-obscure reference to this site: http://funroll-loops.org/
<2> morning all
<3> exit
<1> print "Good ", (localtime)[2]<12?"Morning":"Afternoon", "\n";
<4> hey Cynic
<2> Jostein
<4> sounds good
<4> Ka-bar: that site is amusing, but all of a sudden I got interested in the CSS :P
<4> Ok. I dont get WHY that works. I need to read up on CSSW
<4> -W
<5> Ka-bar: I love the "I think I speak for Slashdot when I say that Gentoo is the only sane option for getting the most from your hardware!"
<4> Mod'ed -100, yeah right!
<1> lol
<1> *nobody* speaks for Slashdot!



<4> except morons
<1> and CowboyNeal
<4> I like the picture at bottom :)
<1> yeah, but I like this one better... http://www.arouse.net/despair-linux/gentoo.jpg
<4> AH
<4> I wondered where those were
<4> Thanks!
<4> but THIS one is my favorite
<4> http://www.arouse.net/despair-linux/debian.jpg
<5> Ka-bar: to me that statement said something to the effect of "I bleieve I speqak for raving loons -everywhere- when I say..."
<4> wlfshmn++
<1> lmao
<5> refering to slashdot does not -strengthen- arguments
<1> shades of SSG
<4> hah!
<4> so when was the last time that poor SOB came around?
<6> Jostein: last week :)
<1> last week sometime
<6> on both nets. He even survived
<4> wow
<4> so, he's still a hobo, right?
<1> still homeless, scrounging for places to plug in his laptop so he can charge up and then hi-jacking wifi to get online.
<4> jeesus. if I were a hobo, Id _really_ try to get a job and a place more than anything else
<4> and yes, that also includes getting online
<7> 1
<7> oops
<6> 2
<1> Jostein: of course, but you're not clinically insane
<7> 3
<4> Ka-bar: point
<7> Lion-O: http://debians.org/hockenheim ;) was quite nice this year.
<6> lol... "forced to learn" when you're installing gentoo?
<6> does it ask you for some zecret code to be found somewhere in the docs, so that you simply /have/ to spend the time while waiting for the compilation with reading up? ;)
<6> yoz: nice
<7> well I was busy. during that time.
<6> g0at pr0n!! http://www.arouse.net/despair-linux/fedora.jpg. I knew that FC is the stuff ;)
<8> hiz
<8> all
<8> ;)
<6> RwN: stop
<6> RwN: raping
<6> RwN: your
<6> RwN: enterkey.
<8> hehehe ok :)
<6> and with that
<7> hiz?
<7> WTF?
<7> *sigh*
<9> Hahahahahaha, ok, most of you know what a general f'up I am (or rather how "junior" my knowledge is) under Unix. Can you imagine me being a Lead Engineer for the Federal Reserve's IT department? *falls over laughing*
<10> Oh ****, for what country?
<9> And this agency says I'm a 'perfect fit'. I must be better at lying on my resume than I thought...
<9> U.S.
<6> yoz: basicly, the moment you see someone hanging out in some cc trading channel you can safely ***ume to be dealing with a low IQ.
<4> CeruleanD: they hired Bush, so anything incompetent goes
<9> hmmm....
<9> Wow, that's an excellent point Jostein...
<7> Lion-O: no doubt
<6> yoz: but nice pictures



<7> ;) thanks.
<6> seems he doesn't understand that some people take offense to attempting to steal creditcard numbers.
<9> Bah, some people are just weird.
<9> They're just numbers, ya know, like ages.
<6> When I finally figured out how to add module support for my bot then I should write a module to track some of those guys :P
<9> haha, oh you definitely should.
<9> Hook up with the ... who handles that? FBI? Secret Service?
<11> Where the **** is the cable guy
<9> I think SS just deals with counterfeiting, not CC theft, right?
<6> CeruleanD: the cable guy :)
<9> hahaha
<4> Lion-O: doesnt java have a reflection module as well?
<6> Jostein: it can do reflection, yeah
<4> Lion-O: just use standarized interfaces and reflection, and you should be fine
<4> Interface Ibawt { public void start(); public void stop(); }
<6> Jostein: *nod*. I already came some way, but there is still stuff to do.
<4> then use reflection on that interface
<12> hi! somone here use mandriva? i don't understand a ****
<4> or dont use reflection, just polymorphy/inheritance and do it load-time instead of run-time
<6> Jostein: hehe, yeah, well. Plenty of ways to do it.
<4> reflection is much more l33t, though :P
<9> hmmm... I've been reading some great HowTo's over on howtoforge.com, but most of the good ones use Debian. Is it worth switching to Debian from SuSE, or should I just figure out how to do it the SuSE way?
<11> justmee: That's what the documents are for
<4> justmee: HAH
<11> CeruleanD: F Suse
<4> justmee: I think thats the best one-liner Ive read from someone in here _ever_
<9> I'm about to burn a new set of ISO's and I was going to do SuSE 10.1, but..... maybe I should try something else?
<9> Like Ubuntu! :-D
<9> I know how much everyone <3's Ubuntu
<12> its getting better... i've downloaded a lot of **** on my desktop,, but where the hell is it?
<6> justmee: where you put it.
<12> on the desktop
<11> CeruleanD: Ubuntu rocks...by the way
<12> now i did somthing weird again
<6> CeruleanD: well, basicly you should be able to do whatever you want on SuSE too.
<12> can somone help me find my desktop?
<11> justmee: Mandriva.com
<6> justmee: its most likely a subdirectory in your homedirectory. RTFM comes to mind.
<9> hmmm
<12> i can handle it from the terminal, but its so much work
<13> mandriva?
<13> nah
<6> yeah, very hard to type "cd; cd Desktop"
<13> i don't dig that
<12> sure,, but how do i see it visually?
<13> rtfm? what's that stand for?
<13> visually? with your eyes preferably
<9> Read The ****ing Manual
<9> R.T.F.M.
<9> There's also S.T.F.W <---Search T.F. Web
<13> tha'ts what i thought
<12> okey,, anyone know where i can get maya for linux then?
<13> just wanted to make sure
<14> justmee: There is no Educational version of Maya available for Linux
<14> justmee: at least not that I've been able to find
<12> i am not speaking of the educational
<13> what's that.. the sound of another user quits using linux
<14> justmee: well, you can buy it online from the Autodesk/Alias website
<12> no way of cracking it on linux?
<14> justmee: just ask the friendly folks at #warez or #crackz about that
<9> Aw, crap, Novell doesn't offer SuSE 10.1 on CD anymore. :(
<6> justmee: get a ****ing clue already.
<9> Or rather, not multiple CD-burnable ISOs for downloading.
<9> Just a DVD ISO
<12> yeayea,, nice linux users,,, what do you guys do at this channel if noone helps eachother?
<10> Sell carpet.
<9> Yes, mostly blue carpet
<9> <3 blue carpet
<6> www.wesellbluecarpet.com
<15> justmee: You forfeited all claims to sympathy when you asked us to help you steal software.
<9> yup


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