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<0> Lion-O: from cvs20060402 to something like 19550402 ;)
<1> wlfshmn: damn you.. you'd try anything to get me to move to svn, don't you? ;)
<0> Lion-O: Revision controll would be nice. Just revert if she learns any stupid habits ;)
<2> wlfshmn: like complaining about the amount of time IRC is active.
<3> whyzzyrd: I solved that problem by getting rid of the girl
<4> K_F: heh
<0> K_F: Well, getting rid of the girl, while having immidiate benefits, do have some longer term drawbacks
<3> wlfshmn: nah, she was a psycho
<3> a nymphomaniac, which was good, but otherwise psycho as well
<3> the former just hindered me from seeing the latter
<0> K_F: ;)
<2> K_F: thinking with the wrong head then?



<3> jup
<5> K_F: I think that covers about 95% of the female population. the rest are frigid psycos ;)
<0> K_F: I can imagine. I've never run across one of those myself, but I have atleast one friend who has, and the nymph part does seem to go hand in hand with the psycho part ;)
<0> K_F: I ***ume she is extremely posessive and still not leaving you alone? ;)
<3> jup
<3> keep calling, at least she has stopped showing up un-announced
<2> she turned up nekkid yet?
<3> she did that some time ago (a week or two), showed up and cried for 2.5 hours before I drove her home
<3> whyzzyrd: not yet
<2> heh
<0> whyzzyrd: such things can weaken a mans resolve, unfortunatley
<5> wlfshmn: maybe I am just unlucky, but I have yet to find one who isn't psycho at least some of the time... triggers usually include "that time of the month" "I saw you talking to another female" and "you were out of line of sight for more than four minutes thirty seconds"
<3> DaveHowe: this one got jealous of my computer, amongst other things
<0> DaveHowe: Well, lunarcycle-related insanity is to be expected. it doesn't count
<5> K_F - that is pretty standard too. even Becky does that, and she is pretty geeky herself
<3> the ex is studying for a masters of science in mathemathics
<5> K_F. in fact I could make a good case for her being geekier, given she has been to a #linux meet and I haven't ;)
<3> hehe
<0> huh? Becky The Laugh?
<6> Hrm
<6> You people speak of strange things.
<2> DaveHowe: ahh, but what was she doing there, apart from distracting the other blokes?
<3> DaveHowe: hopefully I find someone less psycho the next time :)
<5> whyzzyrd: laughing, apparently
<3> already started scoping, some nice prospects in my cl***
<0> whyzzyrd: why, there were actually two females present IIRC, which is like a better precentage than in #linux typically
<2> wlfshmn: such things can certainly weaken resolve, but are never a good idea.
<2> wlfshmn: I never did make it down ;-p
<3> whyzzyrd: there have been some booty calls, but she has not showed up nekkid yet..
<0> whyzzyrd: ofcourse not. it's just that long-term causality analysis tend to be pushed waaaaay back into the back of the mind
<2> wlfshmn: I find all these things are more difficult to attend than I would like.
<7> m00
<3> heya dogbert2
<6> db2
<7> heyas...
<2> K_F: heh, I take it she's disappointed by your lack of temptedness.
<3> Nanuq: thank you..
<6> K_F: hmm?
<3> you just gave me nightmares for the coming night..
<3> screw DB2
<0> K_F: You do ofcourse realize that the booty calls have to be declined as well if you are to get rid of her? ;)
<6> K_F: er.. what?
<3> whyzzyrd: "Are you over me?" "yes", "I don't think I can ever get over you.."
<3> Nanuq: sad attempt of a joke..
<3> Nanuq: IBM's DB2 products
<5> K_F: mine said that - but she is getting married later this year and has already moved out of the area...
<0> K_F: I can make you have worse nightmares.
<6> o/~ amerika ist wunderbar..
<0> K_F: libdb2 ;)
<3> wlfshmn: ouch
<3> DaveHowe: good
<0> K_F: I also have a qurter million lines od VB6 code I could show you, if it came to that
<3> hehe
<3> no, thank you.
<5> K_F: not sure if it is a good or bad thing that I am much much less tolerant of $SO "moodies" than I was the first time around
<0> Between tomorrow and summer, we are actually sdupposed to be prototyping the replacement of that nest of VB code.
<3> DaveHowe: I was probably too tolerant in the last one anyways
<0> It's funny how simply switching technical platforms can make you spontaneously orgasm



<8> wlfshmn: eh?
<3> Jostein: they are having major issues on the backend here
<2> wlfshmn: really. I never found this to be the case.
<3> Jostein: upstream capacity in particular
<8> K_F: ah
<8> K_F: they bein telenor? :P
<3> I don't have any confirmed reports, but as you put it it is suketh
<0> whyzzyrd: Then you have probably never felt the relief I feel at knowing that VB6 will be a dark memory, something I will not have t touch again with th exception of some minor bug fixing
<3> Jostein: I'm on UPC,
<2> wlfshmn: never. I never used VB
<3> Jostein: I presume it is related closer to Uninet
<3> +t
<0> whyzzyrd: There you go, you've not been exposed to that particular brand of evil
<5> wlfshmn: tempered by the inevitiblity of them asking you to port code *from* it?
<5> .... to VB.NET
<0> DaveHowe: That is very unlikely, said technology is outdated and in many regards, unportable (using unsupported 3rd part components). And VB.NET was briefly evaluated as a possibility for a migration, but discarded rather quickly. It was estimated that a rewrite in C# for example would be quicker than a port.
<0> DaveHowe: You don't just retrofit proper OO and structured exception handling onto existing code ;)
<5> wlfshmn: rewrite in intercal would be faster than porting to any .net platform - but yet....
<3> DaveHowe: intercal is good :)
<3> DO :1 <- #0#256
<5> isn't that the example from the jargon file?
<8> K_F: hmm... I dont think Im using uninett for anything in particular now
<3> Jostein: eh, they are the connection point for the entire infrastructure in norway
<8> ah well
<8> they dont show up on my traceroute though
<3> getting directly from Oslo works though
<8> like they do when I traceroute from NTNU :P
<0> DaveHowe: We'll be using C# for sure now, since thats what the next gen client framework at the company is beeing moved to
<7> Ho, Ha, Ha, Guard, Turn, Parry, Dodge, Spin, Ha, Thrust!
<8> wlfshmn: C# is nice
<0> DaveHowe: Which is a good deal nice than the current mess of centura code
<7> heh
<1> dogbert2: gotcha :)
<7> gonna go to /dev/gym in about 5 mins...
<9> can iptable hold a session even when a service is down ( smb )
<10> kirz: If there's no connectio, there's no session.
<1> kirz: that makes no sense..
<3> Jostein: boombay?
<5> kirz: its a meaningless question.
<8> K_F: just beer
<5> kirz: iptables will expire the tcp/ip connection long after samba has given up on it already
<7> kirz, kinda of a goofy question, as session state is determined by connection/application/service providing that capability
<11> kirz: actually iptables knows only about packets
<8> K_F: if it had been bombay Id be ****ed right now :P
<3> hehe
<10> Lion-O: I think he means the "ESTABLISHED" state in ipt_state
<9> the question is more for cluster configuration
<11> kirz: so if the packets are UDP or a TCP connection that didn't terminate properly the conntrack may keep them for a while
<7> well, established just means that client and server have completed three way handshake
<1> kirz: Please goto http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html, and re-read your question again. Then try asking something which *does* make more sense.
<9> dogbert2:true
<1> Shadur: could very well be the case.
<6> Lion-O: speaking of SO..
<9> Lion-O:ok thanks
<1> Nanuq: AH.. indeed, a new month
<6> Lion-O: Sabrina looks rather cute in that simplistic drawing manner ;)
<12> Did you just call her simple?
<6> Falchion: read the strip
<1> Nanuq: I dunno.
<1> Nanuq: I don't really like that particular drawing style myself.
<6> Lion-O: bah
<13> hey nannuq
<14> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9015039751037156260&q=german+kid <-- this is your pc on windows


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