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<0> so you broke even
<1> heh, Dennys
<0> I just returned from a breakfast trip
<0> steak & eggs :)
<1> yeah basically. and i had a whole big hotel room to myself, got stuck into the minibar etc..
<2> hmmmmmm steak and eggs.
<3> and they say women waste money!
<1> Dennys is one of my eating places when i'm gambling, nowhere else you can get a budget breakfast 24/7 ;)
<1> cheeksy: much like a woman, i was essentially wasting drunken mens' money ;)
<4> cheeksy: how was the head this morning?
<3> excellent
<4> cheeksy: or rather they were wasting it, trying to get you to wander home with them..
<3> Cynic: so, after all you might BE a woman.
<1> nope, still a man
<1> and WHAT a man!
<3> i dont know that...
<3> yeah well. right. chochok bashara.
<1> cheeksy: you're insulting my manhood in russian, right?
<2> chochol bashara?
<3> no, in tajik and uzbek.
<1> hehe
<0> Cynic: coincidentally, it was breakfast at Denny's :)
<3> CHOCHOK.
<1> Daakman: yeah i saw that in the other #Linux ;)
<3> waznz: you dont even know what it means.
<2> cheeksy: yeah, sorry, poor speling ... sunday night, trying to get some work done (Yeah, right)
<2> cheeksy: not a hope - don't know any tajik or uzbek ... what does it mean, incidentally?
<0> Cynic: groovy :)
<3> waznz: well, then just let it remain as it is :o)
<2> cheeksy: damn. fine. leave me in suspense ...
<1> for those of you who like the british (ie. proper/origanal/the FUNNY one) The Office, Ricky Gervais plays a slightly less obnoxious character (but still David Brent essentially) in Simpsons 17x15
<0> WTF cares?
<0> ;)
<1> he's hilarious! but he doesn't talk about knickers, farts, or *** (much), so perhaps you yanks won't like it ;) *DUCK*
<0> I don't watch much of that kinda stuff anyway...
<0> if it doesn't have anything to with racing or crimes, I don't care ;)
<1> heh
<1> oh, my family gu^H^H^H^H^Hfree linux iso torrent is finished, brb
<1> (speaking of farts and knickers ;))
<0> g'night
<5> Robbin Ball
<5> pff.. that's what you get if you lay your laptop around in bed..
<6> any1 know why my .htacces doesen't prompt me for p***word i did guid step by step
<2> Errr. Welcome back :)
<1> shadi: "man htp***wd", and read the online Apache basic auth doco.
<6> ive did it already and puted and i full linked it in .htaccess
<1> ey wazza
<2> shadi: is your webserver set to allow .htaccess files?
<6> yes in httpd.conf
<6> AccessFileName .htaccess
<1> shadi: re-read the doco.
<2> shadi: That doesn't allow access to the .htaccess file names, that simply tells the webserver what it's called.
<6> would u like to give me a link for what i should read please ive read all stupid things all the night
<1> http://httpd.apache.org/docs/1.3/howto/auth.html or http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/howto/auth.html -- pick your apache version.
<1> you know, Google really is pretty damn easy to use.
<6> id used it but show's up only stupid things :)
<6> nothing about how to make my webserver allow .htaccess
<6> thanks ill read it now
<6> :)
<1> allowing .htaccess and auth are two seperate things. htaccess is for more than p***word authentication.
<1> and documentation isn't stupid, people who don't read it properly are :P
<6> bah don't be bad im trying to learn how to by my self
<6> but .. i just don't get it
<6> damn it
<6> im trying to do make a directory to my website that requires a p***word to access it
<6> that's all
<1> i know. so read, learn, then do it. it's not hard. you won't get a magical spoonfed answer here.
<6> i know :)
<6> but i have to try
<6> thanks anyway for the link
<2> Christ, the documentation for apache is pretty bloody good - hell even I can use it.
<7> geeze trying to figure out mencoder is such a PITA
<5> O_o
<8> re
<2> yo
<1> g'night all
<9> moi je prfre le caf
<9> salut tout l'monde !
<10> english in here please
<10> you know.. to keep things simple for everyone :P
<11> hi. I wanna create a live V-Host stats page.When a user lock's on the website to see what v-host'a re up and what v-host are down.how can i create that?.or is any script to help?
<2> Hahaha - can't find me here!
<4> WhiteAnge: surely if the server is up, so are all its v-hosts
<2> Jostein: Yes please :)
<10> and pour it into waznz's hole
<10> HOT COFFEEE damn you !
<2> Ouch. But that would hurt me :(
<4> waznz: unless the hole was your mouth.
<10> waznz: not to mention I would ruin your blue carpet :P
<2> Not the blue carpet!
<2> Many a g0at was sacrificed (not to mention abused) for that blue carpet ...
<10> and Id add a damn vhost for that :P
<10> It would just feel so -right- filling the DB with 100 carpets, all blue :P
<2> Jostein: I've got another 50 carpets here - some even of completely virgin wool!
<2> I'll even do you a good deal ;)
<10> hehe
<3> how wool can be virgin? it is already raped when taken off the sheep/goat and made into wool.
<2> cheeksy: some off them are a little too fast.
<3> sheep and goats?
<2> cheeksy: g0ats can be fairly wiley wee things ... sheep you can usually catch reasonably well ... mostly you just have to tire them out :)
<3> so, how does wool become virgin?
<2> marketing ploy, I guess :)
<2> just like virgin olive oil.
<2> Hmmm: Virgin fiber is fiber that has not been knit, woven or worked beforehand.
<3> only on goats and sheep.
<3> so when its taken off, it is not more virgin. you've been lied too.
<3> to*
<2> Um. Yeah.
<2> Not much sport with olives. They just kinda hang about, rather than play the game ...
<12> cheeksy: pretty much everything to do with virginity is a lie... virgin wool, virgin olive oil... virgin bride... ;-)
<2> virgin airlines ...
<12> personally I like my wool and olive oil slutty and experienced... ;)
<2> Zymurgy: ...
<12> well, one could go many places with that lead in...
<3> hmmmm thats not kinky at all.
<3> Zymurgy: go take a shower now :-p
<12> cheeksy: how are you doing sweetie?
<3> Zymurgy: im ok. just got back to senses :o)
<3> i shouldnt have eaten so much. i feel nauseous now.
<12> cheeksy: how was your weekend?
<3> Zymurgy: celebrated dila's birthday...
<12> cheeksy: have a good time? or too good a time? :)
<3> too good to be true
<12> cheeksy: how so?
<7> Ah so nice to not be 4/1/06 - now I can actually order something
<3> too much al;cohol
<2> right - this puppy is off to bed. night all!
<13> anyone who could tell me why I get on my eth1 on startup this message; "eth1 has a different mac address than the one that was expected, ignoring"... I translated it from swedish, so it may be a little off from the real english message ;)
<13> and now it just works...
<4> toffie: you've asked this here before and been told you're a nugget, yes?
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