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<0> Guy who designed AppArmour
<0> Looks really really neat
<1> I was at a seminar hosted by the former VP of sales for IBM a few weeks ago..that was entertaining
<1> also met the CEO of wisconsinjobs.com
<2> Cartoon Physics == quite funny
<3> then even after it's observed it can change at a whim
<2> XyZzY...amazing how explosives and large rockslides never seem to destroy Wile E :)
<3> dogbert2: I want his life insurance secrets :)
<2> bwhahaha
<3> "Acme Life - so life won't get you down... under 10,000 anvils"
<3> s/000/000lb
<2> heh...whatta pitch!
<3> "we pick up where you left off... here, here, and over there"
<2> sheesh...I think I will go to /dev/frys and pick up SHOGUN
<4> What color are Wile E.'s eyes? Blue. One blew this way, and one blew that way. . .
<3> Ha!



<2> sheesh
<3> "Acme Life - You'll get our point... if you don't pay your premiums"
<5> Ka-bar: you are a master of boring humor ;)
<4> I didn't make it up... only repeating it. and, yeah, it's old.
<6> bah !
<6> careva on
<6> ?
<3> "Acme Life Ins. - our prices are not inflated... unlike you might be after a Paving Roller"
<3> "Acme Life Ins. - Discrete pellet removal services... for those shotgun 'accidents'"
<7> Anyone know how to get a list of packages installed on a debian machine
<7> I am a red hat/fedora/suse guy
<8> "man dpkg", or www.debian.org
<9> Bonzee30: dpkg -l iirc
<10> back again.
<8> D-side: yo
<11> jesus christ, talk about the ultimate copy protection scheme. old films made to dvd are so grainy, that compression is just shy of impossible to get decent looking
<10> Lion-O: how goes it this evening
<9> *sigh*
<12> they should cgi old films into 3-d
<9> lol
<1> ****, jeans just crawlled up my crotch, and pinched one of the twins
<8> D-side: hmm, not bad ;) getting ready for bed.
<10> Lion-O: good plan.
<10> i'm bringing the guy who runs the coffee house some homemade japanese pork curry.
<10> in order to, wait for it... curry favor
<3> safemode: must be a direct to dvd from vhs or analog masters
<9> Steakk: TMI
<1> ****in hurts
<10> it cant hurt THAT bad, because, you know
<11> my super-bit dvd of Labyrinth is damn near impossible to get looking really good with the utilities at my disposal. Dont even mention my Land Before Time dvd. that's a ****ing lost cause
<1> safemode: Labyrinth is a good movie
<12> i don't even own a dvd player
<1> and I love land before time.."I flied, i flied?!?" "nooo, you falled"
<10> and... thats relevant to the conversation.
<11> yea, but superbit's 9GB encoding of Labyrinth's old masters manages to capture every single film grain available
<1> holy hell
<13> knoppix is Debian based, correct?
<3> reality: yup
<14> reality: yes
<13> Anybody know if it uses /etc/modprobe.conf?
<12> real life is too grainy...except when you take acid
<3> or drink beer
<11> I wish superbit would do a copy of Interview With a Vampire... I got their Stoker's Dracula one
<15> DarkAura does /etc/inet/netmasks require 128.128.128.0 format or 128.128.128.128?
<14> re Sean
<16> hey, my mail server is receving scans such as this :mailscan.acenet.net.au[202.83.84.27] - they are, i ***ume, looking for an open relay. Can i do anyting about them?
<17> Kim
<16> btw, its not an open relay, but i don't want them chewing up server time like that
<14> DarkAura: call me stupid, but aren't those both in the same "format", just different actual netmasks? (and what happened to 255? you must have some wierd subnetting setup going on)
<3> phatlip: you got the IP - block them
<4> indeed, 128.128.... would be very weird, if not completely useless
<8> man netstats(4). Solaris 10 is like Debian; most config files have manualpages.
<18> phatlip - probably your best bet is to email their admin and say you have detected hacker-like scanning from their mailserver, and can they check it hasn't been compromised. That's even more insulting than a "WTF are you doing" email :)
<8> s/10\ //
<16> DaveHowe: righto
<15> Cynic : let me restate:
<16> very annoying... get almost 1 every hour or so now
<8> DarkAura: lets not. Its offtopic anyway



<18> Ka-bar: a non-contiginous netmask is illegal in /etc/inet/netmasks
<15> /etc/inet/netmasks 128.128.128.0 255.255.255.0 OR 128.128.128.128 255.255.255.0
<16> DaveHowe: how can i get their admin email from the IP?
<4> DaveHowe, yeah, that's what I thought... but didn't remember exactly.
<8> DarkAura: your question has already been answered. Now scram.
<19> Well...that's messed up. The reservation system for my flight school doesn't allow you to cancel a reserved aircraft if you are within 24 hours of that reservation. But it does allow you to move it. So I moved it a year away, then cancelled it.
<4> Fooz, haha
<18> 128.128.128.0 255.255.255.0 is correct
<3> phatlip: look it up with dig
<15> lion-o got something important going on?
<15> heh
<18> phatlip: probably just strip off the "mailscan" bit and do postmaster@domain with the rest
<8> DaveHowe: easy on spoonfeeding idiots like that please.
<18> indeed sorry - watching anime and got distracted
<16> Lion-O: you referring to me?
<17> heh, Dave's into anime?
<18> yeah - watching the latest fansubs for naruto and bleach
<17> ah.
<17> I was just watching Fate/Stay Night and Midori no Hibi
<18> haven't seen the former - and the latter is too wierd to be properly perverted :)
<3> not seen those yet
<17> F/SN is brand new, and Midori no Hibi is only enjoyed by wierdos like me
<3> So a must see then
<17> hm... still no schedule for the new season of Dr. Who
<10> or
<10> buy it. theiving bastard.
<16> yeah, give BT a bad name
<1> s/DL/renting
<1> common typo
<17> LOL
<1> they like, rhyme and stuff
<16> hear the MPAA going after torrent search sites and news servers binary indexers
<1> I wonder how places like easynews have not been taken down yet
<1> mirroring copyrighted material
<1> then again, their disclaimer does say 'unmoderated material'
<16> yeah, i like newservers though, much faster than BT
<1> *nod*
<1> I love EasyNews
<1> I use it for catching up on por....errr....train stuff
<16> usernet++ :p
<16> usenet, as well
<17> liar, you get your porn there
<16> Tamahome: what they stuff other than pron?
<17> point.
<14> that music used to make me spazz out and run around laughing when i was a little kid
<14> no idea why
<17> heheheh
<14> the M*A*S*H theme had a similiar effect. (no, i can't see any similarities between the two either)
<17> LOL!
<20> Cynic: I got that same opinion of the dr who theme
<14> heh
<21> oh linux experts -- who can help a linux n00b
<21> I feel as though I have a question or three.
<3> Matt_: #linushelp
<3> heheh typo #linuxhelp
<21> thanks
<22> blue carpet and horny goats
<21> I'll run over -- every peice of software i've installed appears to have worked... but upon attempting launch, does nothing.
<3> Acme Life Insurance sales
<21> I gave up once already -- but i'm back because curiousity kills.
<21> man your boys over in #linuxhelp are silent
<22> their telepathic links might be down also
<0> "n00b" implies "I've just found something.. I don't understand it, and I can't really be bothered doing the necessary reading. Please tell me the basics so I don't have to do the legwork myself.. I probably won't ever try to understand this stuff in detail, but don't let that deter you. tell me pls k thx"
<21> no. n00b implies i'd rather not BS you
<18> rhowe: you missed out at least four "plz"en
<3> rhowe: See also: "hez fr34kz. just hax0rd thiz ritious box3n n33d h4ckz"
<17> that's a k-rad eleet haxxor, not a n00b
<3> they always pretend to be a n00b
<21> hahahahaha
<21> you guys have smoked yourselves retarded
<21> but seriously


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