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<0> HAHAHH
<1> g'night whyzzyrd
<2> already? it's not even 2am!
<3> I remember seeing something in KDE a LONG time ago that let me change what jack the audio was sent to for /dev/dsp, just cant find it anymore
<3> and I think that was on Fedora *shudder*
<4> hmm
<5> which jack?
<6> off.
<2> almost humerous
<3> very lame that time
<3> heh
<6> wlfshmn: it was a hell of a stretch, yes.
<6> absolutely horrid, i know.
<5> **** you all
<5> :)
<6> i was about to type that
<0> ./lxkick Ka-bar and the horse you rode in on.
<7> hello
<8> Which Linux dist supports most hardware (USB ports, Firewire, SD-card reader) on a laptop (MSI 260)? FC 4, didnt work :/
<7> i need help
<0> linux_S : www.redcross.org
<5> linux_S, http://hetracil.com
<9> linux_S: www.metamucil.com
<5> pepper, distrowatch.org
<0> pepper: www.distrowatch.org
<3> linux_S: do not listen to them...try the valid sites, such as http://linuxdocs.netfoo.org
<1> linux_S: www.amnestyinternational.org
<7> i want to know
<7> how to connect to irc
<9> O_o;
<7> in linux
<0> linux_S: uhh, dude. your already connected
<3> Cynic: wow, that was a mouthfull
<1> ;)
<7> SUSE linux prof 9.1
<7> i'm conn over win
<7> now schitzo
<3> linux_S: easy on the enter key
<1> linux_S: man irssi, www.google.com/search?q=irssi
<5> linux_S, stick with windows then
<3> do not type 2 words per line....you will get kicked
<3> actually, stick with 2 words per line...
<0> Steakk++
<7> lol
<0> linux_S: go look at irssi, or xchat or something like that
<5> linux_S, actually, type a bunch of lines really fast
<1> linux_S: do a channel-wide ctcp version
<0> linux_S: suse might even have it in the yum repository
<9> WTF are you doing?!?!
<7> schitzo thx man,i'm now lookin on xchat
<1> Daakman!
<9> cynic.
<3> damnit, cant find anything to help me out in p***ing kernel parms and/or module params to switch the output jack on my soundcard
<3> and lspci isnt showing my card...go figure
<1> Daakman: that's a nice size..
<3> oh, yeah it is, heh
<1> mm, feels good on the buttocks, too
<1> where can i buy one of those?
<7> is there any way to conn, on irc over shell
<3> linux_S: telnet
<5> Steakk++
<3> I used to IRC via telnet when I was in college...couldnt install an IRC client on the school's lab machines...but, all of them had telnet installed...
<3> yeah, you do look round
<10> :)
<10> So, what you up to?
<5> oh, about 6'3"
<10> Ka-bar, that is while wearing high heels?
<3> hrmmm
<3> my ipaq now refuses to resolve a host
<3> even when supplied wiht the DNS server via DHCP
<11> In on a server I have an alias to an interface with the ip address of the gateway in which situations I can access that server remotely?
<12> hello can somebody help me ?
<13> not unless you ask something
<14> summary: can; yes. Will: no
<12> okay. i`m using ubuntu linux and i downloaded vlc player for it. so its a .deb file and i dont know how to install it
<13> rtfm comes to mind. "man dpkg", or consult the ubuntu user guides.
<12> can u explane me how to do that ?
<15> argh
<13> how ignorant can you get?
<14> Lion-O: do you really want to know?
<16> UnrealVision: why not read the fine ubuntu docs and use the repositories they've provided ?
<13> UnrealVision: Open a browser, goto www.ubuntu.net, click on support, click on documentation, select document, then read.
<3> **** **** **** a duck, screw a kangaroo, gang bang an orangutan, an orgy at the zoo...
<5> Steakk, grope a g0at
<3> hah
<10> Ka-bar, that is fun
<17> anyone here ever work with solaris -- specificly setting up a sparc jumpstart server?
<17> ... yeah -- i wouldnt admit to it either -- hehe
<1> you just did ;)
<18> wich is wrong: iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i ppp0 -p tcp --dport 1:65535 -j DNAT 192.168.0.50
<13> jak2000: Why don't you check out http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html ? Maybe you'll learn how to ask more meaningful questions...
<13> DarkAura: you could consider visiting http://docs.sun.com/, their Solaris adminguide is bound to have a lot of information on jumpstarts.
<1> jak2000: also, http://www.netfilter.org has excellent howtos and tutorials which will help figure out a solution
<18> Lion-O ok, i am from .mx the english language is hard for me, sorry
<13> jak2000: so why visit an English channel in the first place?
<18> spanish channels not exist and/or small/little ppl
<14> I'd go the other way around... why not visit an English cl*** at your local college?
<1> jak2000: #linuxlatino
<18> K_F!!!
<18> hi
<14> yeah?
<13> jak2000: your problem, not ours. we speak English here.
<1> jak2000: Rusty's howots on http://www.netfilter.org might be translated into Spanish. I would not be surprised.
<18> Lion-O ok, only please understand me
<18> yes i visit netfilter thanks Cynic :)
<14> No hablo espanl
<18> K_F ok.
<13> DarkAura: http://www.sun.com/bigadmin/content/jet/
<3> **** **** **** a duck, screw a kangaroo, gang bang an orangutan, an orgy at the zoo... <-- that line is ****ing hilarious
<5> rape an ape
<18> arriba mexico!!!
<2> you say that and I can't help thinking about a rodent on speed
<19> hehehe...
<2> *meep *meep*
<19> heh...ole Wile E. has caught the RR
<2> for now eh
<2> there is an anvil in the picture. I suspect
<20> hahahah MS redesigns the ipod box: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGr3mVVUwE
<19> no, Wile E is about 2 inches tall and the RR is normal sized...thus, Wile E. cannot EAT the RR
<19> hmmmm, ACME Instant Hole
<3> dogbert2: too bad those dont exist in real life
<19> Steakk...they'd be a REAL problem...:)
<3> dogbert2: hah
<3> I'd throw one under my bosses car
<19> how nice :)
<3> he is an ***
<19> use ACME Instant Boulders
<3> haha
<19> (just add water)
<3> lol
<2> Steakk: well, by the same physics though, he would remain suspended above the hole for long enough to get out of the car ;)
<3> wlfshmn: rofl
<19> bwhahahaha
<21> he's suspended so long as he doesn't realize he's suspended
<21> in acme land, everything runs by quantum mechanics
<21> reality is not reality until it's observed
<22> Guy who designed AppArmour
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