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<0> there, it went out
<1> good one
<1> Those VOIP phones are likened to a winmodem
<1> They make alright paperweights without the software
<0> hahahah
<1> Nevermind the fact that you can make calls on other peoples phones given only the software.
<0> yeah, I'm gonna disquise my voice, call the biggest boss from "your phone" and call him a giraffe felcher.
<0> that system has all kinds of opportunities for BOFHism.
<1> Unconditional forward on all phones to the next highest extension.
<0> "what do you mean all of our faxes have been rerouted to the FBI feild office? Agent who? he's coming down here? Pissed you say?"
<1> siglite: Jeff needs one of these http://www.cafepress.com/shop/supertank/browse/store/ybiaw/121886
<0> hahahah, yes he does
<0> so does oldmonk in here.
<0> see the /topic
<2> '"blue" carpets'? are those ones with pornography woven into them?
<3> heh



<3> Bachelor - A selfish man who cheated a woman out of a divorce
<4> Liandrin! sig! db2!
<5> alo $*
<2> hey Nanuq
<6> hey
<6> w***up?
<6> anyone around to help a linux neophyth? :)
<0> try asking an intelligent question
<6> ok.. i'll try..
<6> i've got a small linux box with RH8 on it.. now i try to upgrade php4 to 5 and its hell on earth..
<0> Dynad00d: RH8 has no business connected to the internet. It's entirely too stale and is likely completely riddled with security holes.
<6> i've managed to get the latest GCC installed but glibc 2.3.6 is hell because its asking for pthreads (linuxthreads and i can't manage to get em installed..
<0> Dynad00d: start by replacing it with a modern distro (FC) for example. You'll find that the upgrade process will go a lot smoother.
<7> Dynad00d: Upgrade the machine. Period
<6> its not oin the net.. its a small developing server at home..
<6> ok well.. fine..
<0> Dynad00d: if it's development, why the hell wouldn't you run a recent distro?
<6> the machine itself..
<7> Dynad00d: Or a modern one?
<6> P2 350..
<6> hehee
<7> Dynad00d: I have a pII 300 with 64 megs of ram here
<7> Dynad00d: It runs Debian SID just fine
<6> i installed the smallest distro i've found without XWin..
<8> I got a 330 -256 MB, and FC4 works fine
<7> Dynad00d: Then you didn't look hard enough
<7> Dynad00d: Damn Small Linux *with* Xwin is ~50 megs
<6> its not about looking hard, its about the distro that installed one shot.. :)
<7> Dynad00d: Debian netinstall CD is 186 megs
<6> i have such a hard time installiung a linux version, its not even close of being funny.. :(
<0> Dynad00d: then read the install guides before you try to install them.
<6> thats an easy one, Sig.. i really tried hard..
<6> :)
<7> What the hell is so hard about insert CD, reboot?
<6> for some reason, i always get crappy graphic cards thats not recognised, or a problem with a netcard or a crash while compiling the kernel..
<6> *LOL*
<7> The kernel isn't compiled when you install
<7> Unless you're installing something like gentoo
<6> when i say i tried everything.. :)
<6> or the system is installed but doesnt reboot.. :)
<6> i really had some tough luck with installing.. :)
<0> s/tough luck/complete lack of reading documentation/
<6> but i'll get my hand on a FC4 distro and try it out again.. :)
<0> yeah, this time, read the install documentation.
<6> thats the funniest thing about linux guys.. its all about read the manual.. anyway.. :)
<6> i have like 5 or 6 damn books about installing, configvuring and running Linux..
<8> correction: about everything
<0> Dynad00d: imagine that.
<6> i've read about every damn manuals on this planet but i still have problem installing it.. guess i'm stupid.. :)
<8> Dynad00d, you should be happy that other dudes have banged their heads against the wall to find a solution, and you're just reading the final product! therefore, you get an intact forehead and a BIG advantage. ;)
<6> *LOL*
<6> true.. :)
<6> its a nice analogy about the remembrance day, don't you think.. :)
<0> anyone know why SPOPPO's wearing a target?
<9> puppy bait?



<6> thx for the help, guys.. l8r..
<10> Holy ****ing ****! http://www.ronpatrickstuff.com/
<11> oh snap
<11> i didn't know liandrin was an ircu celebrity :P
<12> WEEEE!!! I got Debian 3.1 today :D
<12> but....15 cd's....
<12> that's a lot
<12> the fun part is, I'm quite new on Linux and the more I know it, the more I dislike windows
<12> (not that I liked it much on the first place)
<2> Serion, *fifteen*?
<12> yep
<10> fifteen is a lot. for any distro. Hell, Fedora is only 5.
<2> well, Debian -has- always come with "more than everything"
<2> does that 15 include sources?
<0> wow
<0> I've never d/l'd more than 1 debian cd
<12> I hope so, I haven't checked them carefully, I have still a lot of Homework to have fun
<10> siglite: you have to check this out... http://www.ronpatrickstuff.com/
<12> cd 1 is needed for installation, the rest are the packages
<0> Serion: yeah, but um, you can just download the packages you want with apt
<12> yes, I know, but y realyy find it faster this way
<12> a friendo of mine tried to download packages for Ubuntu, using the mirrors from Debian
<2> dogbert2, *envy*
<2> Serion, I bet that worked real well
<3> Liandrin...the lens is NICE, but you MOUNT the camera to it, not the other way around
<12> and he told me they didn't work, why would that be???, isn't it supposed to work???
<2> dogbert2, yes, I know
<3> of course, when I shoot with the FG, people look at me like i'm nuts
<2> dogbert2, FG?
<2> dogbert2, hm, Nikon geek? ;)
<3> Nikon FG (circa early 80's)...about as close to fully programmable as you could get back then...
<3> shutter and aperture priority modes, B, 90, and full manual control as well
<3> of course, most people have no frigging idea how to work a camera these days :)
<3> mmmmm, 2000mm reflex telephoto
<13> where i can find pico.rpm ?
<0> encrypted-: normally pico is packaged with pine.
<0> encrypted-: I recommend nano instead.
<13> where i can get it?
<0> your distribution's website might be a good place to start looking.
<14> if the httpd fails to start.. where can i find a log to find the reason.. cause i have reinstalled and reconfigured.. nothing it still fails to open
<14> if it matters im running fedora core 5
<15> in the errorlog specified in the config
<15> unless it prints a reason right on your screen...
<0> b0ris: check the webserver config file and see where it's logging.
<0> night folks.
<14> the error log is empty
<14> crap this looks like one of those special problems hehehe
<16> hi all
<3> m000
<17> hey
<9> oh fsck. one of the cd cards I ordered was fu-bar'd. now I have to deal with return crap
<17> im new with crons is : 0 1 1 * * supposed to run at midnight every month of the first day?
<9> s/cd/SD/
<16> tsokolat!
<18> OldMonk!
<18> g'evening all
<16> cheeksy
<19> hank
<16> hehheh whitecap
<19> hiya OldMonk
<16> hi whitecap
<20> OldMonk
<20> whitecap: compliment me as usually
<19> ehehe
<20> lol
<18> lol
<20> poor emerson


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