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<0> so here I am at lunch with no food
<0> and wondering what else will go wrong today
<1> Tamahome: Just remember that no matter how hungry you get, do not eat potted plants.
<0> Demonen: voice of experience?
<1> Tamahome: Well, yeah, secondhand atleast.
<1> I have cats :)
<0> LOL
<2> Tamahome: http://www3.kfwebs.net/humor/optimism.jpg
<3> w00t
<3> Falchion: signed by who? Madonna? ;)
<4> ma ajuta si pe mine cineva?
<4> am o problema
<5> Lion-O: hehe I said self-signed, not madonna-signed :) Though, that WOULD be an interesting sales pitch...
<3> Falchion: its been done :P and ****ers fell for it too 8)
<3> hmm, almost time to get some ph00d
<6> FUUD! UNGRY!
<7> anyone here using dsl ?
<7> as in damn small linux
<6> Falchion: are you UNGRY?
<3> angry?
<6> Lion-O: how'd you guess? It's a DynDNS inside joke...
<3> Ka-bar: lame excuse.. I know you guys have poor grammar :P
<6> no, we just can't type for ****
<6> well, Falchion can't...
<3> lol
<6> uh oh
<5> Lion-O: hehehe
<5> Ka-bar: Nope, me no UNGRY! Me ate already! :) benefits of working for a company that caters lunches. heh
<6> Mrs. siglite is here. everyone behave yourselves.
<6> or not.
<5> Snce when did siglite's palm start hanging in the chan?
<8> if palms could bear you children, your offspring would outnumber china.
<6> D-side++
<9> I read that as outnumber my chins
<3> palm?
<6> of his hand
<10> Palm is the dead
<5> D-side: :)
<3> Palm is superb Belgian beer you illiterates ;)
<10> Belgian blue rofl
<5> I wanna make a beer and call it "good head"
<3> www.palm.be :-)
<5> "Hey, let's go to the bar and get some good head!"
<6> Falchion: the canadians already make a beer called moose head...
<5> Ka-bar: That has nothing to do with naming a beer good head.
<6> OK, well, I heard that you gave moose head, so. . .
<5> Bullwinkle ****s moose-juice.
<6> Hey, Rocky! Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?
<10> http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/pic3595.jpg
<5> I am Bullwinkle of the Borg. You will be ***imilated. But first, watch me pull a romulan out of my hat!
<10> There's ur whitezorz rabbitzorz
<6> eek! It's a Gremlin!
<10> It's the next edition of OSX.. 'Mongoloid Kitty With Blue And Green Eyes'
<6> Hmmm... just doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same way as "tiger"
<10> Aren't there romanian troll bastards here today?
<6> Bjprn-: aren't there always?
<6> oh, look, there's one now!
<6> blech
<11> does somebody is good in samba cups
<11> i need help
<6> OldMonk...
<12> re
<12> Ka-bar
<6> how goes it?
<12> still alive, fed and bloated, can't complain
<6> same here. can't complain, nobody listens anyway...
<6> kosmo: rochester ny?
<12> so true
<5> You can always complain. Just look at me :)
<13> OT, is there anyone sending large amount of mail to AOL?
<12> smsie
<13> I know there are a few ISP types here
<14> f3ew: yeah, I'm a professional spammer
<13> smsie heh
<12> why, it's queueing up?
<14> I send about 13 billion mails per hour to all over the net
<13> yes
<13> AOL is having a meltdown, they have just made a request to throttle your messages to AOL
<12> .msg smsie so there's this message i need to send out informing people i'm god, about 400M e-mail addresses, 2 mails per week, how much will you charge?
<12> oops!
<6> heh
<14> f3ew: I already *told* those bitches how much I charge for that kind of thing. If they don't want to pay the 5 million, I can't be held responsible!!
<12> er, i need to get the professional copywriting done too :)
<6> Death to Spammers!
<13> smsie I am not joking :)
<12> ``dearly beloved in me, ...''
<13> wait, not death
<12> dude, spammer provide the few laughs i get each month
<13> I want to be able to punch every spammer once, for every email they sent me
<5> Spammers are great. Stupid people should not have money so the spammers do us a good service!
<13> they can opt out after every blow
<5> heh
<12> spammers are great -- i make money providing clients with anti-spam solutions
<14> spam should be (a) formalised (b) literate (c) all come via *me* and me alone so I make the cash!
<13> OldMonk we do too
<6> I want to curse spammers with simultaneous projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea
<12> f3ew: see? no spam and you're out on your butt in dharawi, panhandling for the price of a mutton cutlet
<5> WTF do people always ask if our company's price list includes VAT? WTF.
<12> ...or a fresh-lime-soda
<14> Falchion: it should be stated
<16> Falchion: because it's not stated anywhere on it?
<14> Falchion: if you don't, stick it discreetly somewhere. If you do put "inc vat" beside each price
<5> Uh, why would we charge VAT at all?
<14> Falchion: because everyone has to? In the UK anyway
<5> We're a USA company. We don't charge stupid stuff like taxes.
<14> well, not everyone has to, it's a bit more complex than that :)
<5> smsie: We're not in the UK. Not even close. heh
<16> smsie: no, everyone with a turnover above 5x,000 ish
<14> Falchion: then you get a lot of UK customers?
<12> Falchion: all whores have to pay a Vagina And Twat charge -- are you licensed?
<8> i'm sure he is in fact a legally licensed vagina.
<6> smsie: you're ***uming that there is some "value added" to what Falchion is selling.... :-D
<8> we all recognize him as such anyway.
<16> rhowe: prettty nice b33r actually.
<12> D-side: <g>
<6> D-side: I thought that was mangina
<5> smsie: Yeah, we do. But we have a price list. The price list says what we charge. People always ***ume there are other charges that we just aren't listing. Bah.
<5> OldMonk: You calling me a *****?
<8> OldMonk: you'll be waiting a long time
<12> Falchion: if that's what turns you on
<5> OldMonk: I don't need an HIV-Free cert from you. I figure I'll take my chances with a virgin ;)
<17> whyzzyrd: Not bad.. this is St Louis. The last of my Belgian stash
<12> Falchion: ah, but where will you find one?
<8> so if prices dont include VAT, how do people in the UK deal with that situation?
<8> dont you have to pay it anyway?
<14> D-side: consumer prices always include VAT. trade prices almost always don't
<5> OldMonk: You're right there.
<16> D-side: if the company doesn't charge it, you don't have to pay it.
<14> D-side: no, it's quite a bit more complex than that I'm afraid
<16> D-side: and it's further complicated in the situation between 2 companies that both pay VAT.
<5> D-side: You pay what you're charged. A company doesn't charge, you don't pay.
<14> D-side: if you are a company who charges VAT, you can offset the VAT you charge with the VAT you should have paid or something. Acccountants understand it
<12> D-side: they talk to blair, who gives GB another blowjob and they get it all sorted out between them
<16> D-side: in truth, it's a bloody mess, and allows certain frauds to take place quite easily.
<5> When I lived in the UK, the VAt seemed like the stupidest ****ing idea ever. And since then, I've come to the conclusion that I was right.
<14> whyzzyrd: did you hear about M&S taking HM C&R to court about VAT on credit card transactions?
<17> Falchion: Well what do you expect? It was invented by the French
<14> whyzzyrd: the VATman was ****ing FUMING about the decision!
<5> rhowe: Explains a lot.
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