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<0> Chalupa is a mexican food.
<0> i'm dominican, you should call me rice&beans or something like that
<1> LoL
<1> that would just be racist though ...
<1> Thats like me callin a black guy Cotton ... just not right
<1> although, playin basketball with this puerto rican guy ... he mad a bad shot ... i told him that shot ****ed just as bad as his parents swimming skills when they came to this country
<0> heh
<0> Steakk: that should be cuba.
<1> still, it was funny
<0> since puerto ricans are born americans.
<1> true, true
<2> oh btw, for those who didnt check it out http://www.filecabi.net/video/howards-hermorrhoids.html
<2> not fully worksafe, well in some environments ;)
<3> "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."
<4> linux sux



<2> bdjr, sure
<0> i thought that people from *.mit.edu were smart.
<0> now i see that there are idiots everywhere.
<2> :)
<4> openvms all da way baby
<1> fredk--, that is severely disturbing
<4> hehe
<5> ataX: nah, those are just idiots able to pay 30k USD per semester ;)
<0> [18:24] <0> i thought that people from *.mit.edu were smart.
<0> [18:24] <0> now i see that there are idiots everywhere.
<2> Steakk, that is
<2> http://www.filecabi.net/video/church-of-fudge.html <-- this aint that much better
<1> fredk--, I think the person in that swf is bdjr
<4> where ya'll from
<4> ?
<1> bdjr, quit trolling, and go away
<2> southern zimbabwe
<1> Just north of your mothers left nipple
<6> okay then.
<0> Steakk: you too?
<0> we're neighboors!
<1> ataX, Neighbor!
<1> :)
<1> hairy *** nipples though ... gotta mow the lawn every other day ...
<1> why am I watching a nurse give a rimjob to a priest?
<6> its friday?
<1> OMG, she is eating his ****
<4> just kidding about linux anyway I'm bored
<2> haha
<5> Steakk: You need to learn to leech better pr0n
<1> fredk-- linked this, not me
<1> as I am never going to church again
<0> jlgaddis: jeremy!
<6> this is utter hell.
<2> Steakk, now THAT is disturbing
<1> fredk--, that was a ****ty video ... no pun intended
<6> i've got that goddamn gnarles barkley song stuck in my head.
<7> hey atax
<2> haha
<1> alo jlgaddis
<7> http://www.seaclubrentals.com/
<0> cool.
<2> jlgaddis, you should try http://www.atlantis.com/ once :)
<1> ****, I have to get ciggs, but I also have to do the brakes on my car ... if i get ciggs first, my brakes will be hot when i get back, but if I do my brakes, i have to wait to get ciggs ... decisions, decisions, decisions
<5> jlgaddis: you know, I could have sworn that URL said seal cub rentals
<7> apparently i'm going to a nascar race tomorrow night
<1> wlfshmn, wtf are you renting seals for?
<7> not real excited about nascar, but there will be lots of drinking
<1> on second thought, i dont wanna know
<7> wlfshmn: heh
<7> seal clubbing
<5> there is a shortage of goats in the area
<1> seal clubbing ... haha ... its the next redneck game!
<7> dont think anybody from here is in florida, are they?
<5> jlgaddis: Nobody hre is -that- old
<7> you dont have to be old to come here
<7> there lots of young hotties
<7> persia, for example =)



<0> i'm close to Florida, like 3,000 kms.
<5> ataX: Thats a long way to float on a tire...
<5> jlgaddis: persiawho?
<7> i dunno
<6> wlfshmn: haha nice
<7> some chick named persia
<0> haha
<6> i wouldnt touch a chick named persia with a ten foot pole
<0> wlfshmn: cubans do that, we just float to .pr then it's to .us
<5> D-side: well, thats not a probolem, you only have a 5" one anyway
<1> damnit, fredk--, i had that nun-eating-**** URL in my clipboard, and almost pasted it into an e-mail before I clicked send (I thought I had my signature in the clipboard, forgot I put that in there)
<0> haha
<2> hahahaha
<5> Steakk: time to blame those pesky computer virii ;)
<1> lol
<6> wlfshmn: wow.
<6> wlfshmn: that was unexpected.
<6> wlfshmn: some chicks like it that wide.
<2> Steakk, that would prove interesting
<2> company email? :)
<1> noo, considering it was an email to my ex ... she would be like "okay...this guy turned ****in crazy"
<2> haha
<1> "What on earth did I do to this poor guy? He used to be normal, now he watches nuns eat poo from a priest's ***! I musta hurt him bad"
<1> or, it could be really scary: "OH, HE LIKES THAT TOO!"
<5> Steakk: atleast you wouldn't have to interact with her again ,;)
<1> wlfshmn, thats the thing, I kinda want to.
<1> (its not THE ex)
<5> Steakk: and besides, the odds that a chick would ever contemplate that it might be -her- fault you are screwed up sounds farfetched
<1> LoL
<1> good point
<1> oh god, a nuclear power plant in Arkansas uses VB for all of its programming ... Who the **** programms Nuclear Stability stuff in VB? remind me not to move next to THAT power plant
<5> Steakk: christs!
<1> my thoughts exactly
<5> A type missmatch is a bloody -runtime- error in that language. And a fatal one at that!
<5> VB's primary flaw is that it ***ume the programmer knows what he is doing..
<1> exactly ... just imagine what happens when they take the program and put it into production? ****in nuclear explosion
<5> which is obviously an erroneous ***umption BECAUSE HE CHOSE ****ING VB!
<1> hahaha
<1> I know VB6 pretty well, never dabbled into .NET though
<5> I know VB6 way better than I should
<1> likewise
<3> http://www.newscientist.com/blog/invention/2006/06/leaking-hard-drives.html <----Woo! Go nanotech!
<1> several TB per square inch? hot holy drive capacity batman!
<2> Steakk, thats ****loads of **** eating
<1> fredk--, yeah it is
<3> 10x more space than current drives...
<3> Imagine a 7,500GB drive. :-D
<1> haha
<3> mmm mmm good
<1> CeruleanD, then the fiels you DL get bigger then
<1> its a directly proportional relation...bigger HDDs, bigger files
<3> Well, yeah, probably, heh.
<3> HD porn!
<1> LOL
<5> CeruleanD: We -so- don't want more detail in pr0n
<1> ya know, its sad...you know you are a geek when you are at BestBuy or something, and see a banner that says "TV IN HD!", and your first thought is "Wow, Panasonic is putting hard drives into their TVs now? Impressive"
<3> hehehhee
<3> rofl
<3> Hmmmm.... maybe if it's girl-on-girl action, hi-def would be nice... just don't need to see penis in HD...
<8> *sigh*
<3> Yeah ok, sorry, done with that subject. :)
<9> Hello have a file called new text.txt and i cannot pico into it
<10> encase the name in quotes or use a \ with every space
<9> thanks alot
<1> http://www.nbc10.com/video/9406470/detail.html <--- News clip about AOL not cancelling a guys account
<8> like: pico "new text.txt"
<9> yeh i got it
<9> pico new\ text.txt
<2> Steakk, "dude, i'm just trying to help"
<1> hehe
<2> Steakk, dude did you see this? http://www.filecabi.net/video/mrspickles.html
<2> perfectly work safe, somewhat odd though
<1> fredk--, gonna take a whiel to DL


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