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<0> he is better than other n00bs
<0> at least he doesnt insult people
<1> no, that's our job.
<1> boing
<2> bye all
<3> www.steakk.com/~jason/thru.jpg <-- hehe...need work on the photoshopping around the edges of the monitor, but other than that, I'm getting the hang of it
<4> Steakk: Nice. Could've done something a bit more exciting than a stapler, though. :D
<3> ThomasM, heh, true...but, it was last-minute
<5> hey Steakk, Aahz
<3> Nanuq
<4> Howdy howdy.
<5> ThomasM: You know, it's a pity I don't work collections.
<5> ThomasM: I'd love to sing o/~ .. putting on the writs o/~
<3> ThomasM, www.steakk.com/~jason/huh.jpg and www.steakk.com/~jason/test.jpg
<4> Steakk: When you leave out the http:// you make your links non-clickable, which is my whole reason for using pietty.



<4> Steakk: You running that on your home comp, BTW? Pretty slow load.
<3> ThomasM, http://www.steakk.com/~jason/huh.jpg and http://www.steakk.com/~jason/test.jpg
<4> Hah
<3> better? heh
<3> ThomasM, ofc it is slow, I am bittorrenting right now as well :)
<4> OFC?
<3> of course
<4> Ah. "Of course".
<3> ThomasM, at least it wasnt as bad as: "what the **** is wtf?'
<5> Oxygen Free Copper?
<4> I like the calculator. It'd be even cooler if you were moving pieces on the chessboard background.
<3> Out ****ing Chicks?
<3> ThomasM, OH, GOOD idea
<3> ThomasM, I was going to do one of me holding the boat
<5> ThomasM: I usually add "wikipedia" to the query.
<4> Nanuq: Hah.
<4> Firefox has this multi-search-engine thingy, but I always forget to reset it when I actually want to google.
<5> ThomasM: there's something that'd be handy
<4> Maybe I should write myself a mashup that shows google results on the left and wikipedia on the right, with quicklinks to google maps search for home area.
<4> Neat. Wikipedia's API has some serious choice for output format.
<4> json, jsonfm, php, phpfm, wddx, wddxfm, xml, xmlfm, yaml, yamlfm, rawfm
<4> Well, the 'fm' suffix is HTML formatted for debugging.
<3> god, to be Ryan Seacrest, and NOT laugh at these idiots when they get rejected from American Idol tryouts
<3> I could NEVER do that...I'd be like: "Dude! You ****ED!"
<3> a 64 year old is singing on american idol right now
<6> cat washing video on youtube
<3> admin.1and1.com
<3> err, wrong keyb
<6> bwhahahaaha:
<6> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg
<3> hahaha
<7> ROFLLMAO. no kidding that was one unhappy kitty. look of death from above all over it's face
<6> yeah...cat torture machine
<7> I would not have put my hand anywhere near it after that
<6> hehehe...video clip is too damn funny
<6> hey NetBandit, wanna laugh your *** off?
<6> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg
<8> hmm is that cat washing as a marshall art or something? http://www.tlcpoodles.com/catbath.html
<9> one way to traumatize a cat. poor thing.
<6> sjh, no no, this **** is too funny, click on the youtube link
<6> tso...that is too funny
<9> that wasn't funny! :P
<6> yeah, it was ;)
<9> that was a torture, cats hate water and they clean their ownselves
<6> naww...that was pfunny
<7> sjh: lover the 'alternate' version of washing a cat using a toilet
<7> tsokolat: every so ofteh you have to do it yourself. as long as you do it from when they are small, not a big deal
<4> Every now and then the cat needs thrown in a pond.
<6> hehehe...pet washer (aka torture machine for cats)
<9> i think, if you want a cat to smell good, damp a fabric softener and rub it on the fur. now, that's not healthy either. perhaps someone can invent something like that just made for cats or dogs or other pets.
<7> dogs don't care you could use the shower and they would think it's fun
<9> if they can make shampoos for pets I'm sure they can make a fabric too
<6> funny cat videos...
<6> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZDG_05fhzA
<3> dogbert2, whats the cat obsession today? Lack of ***** at the house? :P



<10> wow, they're not kidding when they say that it takes a long time to correct the clock with adjtime. After 12 hours, the clock gained less than 100 seconds. 380 seconds left to go.
<3> RelDrgn, whats the damage if you just set it forward the 400 seconds right away?
<10> Steakk: not sure, its the database server ;P
<3> ahh
<10> mailinglists seem to think that postgres shouldn't blow up since its moving forward in time, but I'd rather not risk it ;P
<3> hehe
<11> I don't think it would matter.
<11> from my experience with HA setups and Oracle or DB2, where each database node runs an NTP client.
<11> of course a ~400s time differential is pretty large.
<6> bwhahahaha:
<6> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAUL_RBPWTE
<6> Steakk...cats are just funny (in general)
<10> well damn, all the loose paper is off my desk now, but my college loan interest report wasn't there. (sorry mario, your tax forms are in another castle!)
<12> re
<13> OldMonk: hiya
<13> OldMonk: oldest daughter enjoyed schizoid
<12> whitecap: great, i'm glad!
<13> might have been the amount of cannibis but it wasn't badf
<12> trance does go better with gr***, i admit
<12> *** dr00gs and acid trance
<13> hehe, i prefer the original
<6> back to the cat washing machine (bwhahahaha)
<13> pffhhht
<14> @lines = $t->cmd("GET / HTTP/1.0");
<14> How do I get Perl to send 2 cariage returns in that command?
<12> nice ksh, good ksh!
<12> what's $t?
<14> It's a Net::Telnet session to port 80
<12> @lines = $t->cmd("GET / HTTP/1.0\n\n");
<12> ?
<15> ksh: \n\n doesn't work?
<14> No, it doesn't...
<14> pattern match read eof at ./telnet.pl line 9
<14> That's the error I get
<15> Net::HTTP? =)
<12> or just use LWP
<15> Or that.
<12> ah...
<12> @lines = $t->put("GET / HTTP/1.0\n\n");
<12> or: set the output_record_separator to "" (from the man)
<15> perldoc to the rescue!
<14> Actually, this is just a test...I will not be connecting to 80 durring testing, I will actually be connecting to 20001, which is an ldap server...I just wanted to use 80 because I know I can connect to port 80 now
<14> and was just checking to see if my code was working
<15> (and gives him Net::LDAP as well) =)
<12> yeah, i'd use Net::LDAP, it rocks
<15> Net::LDAP is awesome.
<14> Actually, the machine I need to do this from, Net::Telnet, Net::LDAP are not available...but I was intrigued, so I thought i would try it out :)
<12> ksh: set binmode on too
<12> you don't want LF -> CRLF conversion
<12> or do you?
<14> OldMonk: put(); worked...did not provide the error that time :)
<14> It's not necessary, no
<12> good, you can pay me now
<13> hah
<13> i know the payment he would offer
<13> sam you would
<12> actually considreing this is ksh i don't want any payment!
<14> OldMonk: You want 8 or 12 inches?
<12> nono, it's fine!
<13> hehe
<14> oh, ok
<12> later
<3> jlgaddis, its been quiet like this for a few days now
<13> not here, was toasting by the woodstove and jamming to Playing MPEG stream from 04 - Roger Waters - The Powers That Be.mp3 ...
<15> Steakk: heh, i meant here, next to me
<13> hah
<3> I am watching phpmyadmin go in circles, trying to run a .sql file with 7700+ commands


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