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<0> Falchion: shush
<1> heh
<2> schitzo: Oh great. Now he's going to start messaging me for the OS.
<3> Falchion: Doesn't smoking crack for more than 14 minutes like, fry your brain
<2> schitzo: Thanks for telling him I work for google
<4> so like how linux ppl aint contributing for another free OS..?
<3> Ahah!
<1> PolarWolf: Like we'd notice the difference with schitzo? hehe
<1> inlieuof: Linux ****s. It tastes funny, dontcha think?
<0> Falchion: tastes like chicken
<1> No. Chicken tastes like Debian.
<3> I prefer turkey
<5> Debian does not taste generic as chicken...more of a T-Bone Steakk!
<5> Steak*



<4> too much of linux suse got screwed nearly M$ is after redhat ..its all unpredicteable with googles free os we can see some serious free desltop os
<1> Slackware tastes like used diapers
<3> If linux tastes like chicken, I guess because I prefer turkey, I should prefer solaris
<5> wow, what was that last sentance of inlieuofs' supposed to say?
<1> that he's inbread?
<5> ROFL
<0> inlieuof: are you from Alabama?
<2> inlieuof: How exactly did Suse get screwed? And what exactly does MS have to do with Redhat?
<5> schitzo, hes from Arkansas
<3> inlieuof playes in Deliverance?
<1> schitzo: HEY, don't insult AL, that's a great state.
<0> PolarWolf: it's his life story
<5> "Have you been to arkansas? " "No, but I've seen it on the map! Its Purple!"
<2> Falchion: No it's not. It ****s ***.
<0> Falchion: you know why all teh trees in georgia lean to the west?
<3> Steakk: Oooh, oooh, I know that one....errrr....uhm
<3> Jeff Foxworthy?
<1> reality1: Nah, its great. Why limit yourself to dating outside your family? They're just mor eopen-minded!
<5> PW: *nod*
<1> schitzo: heh why?
<5> aww, our playtoy pinged out
<0> Falchion: because Alabama ****s
<1> heh
<1> nice
<3> Steakk: I like him
<5> PW: I prefer Ron White
<2> Indeed, Alabama does ****
<1> Bill Engval is better
<0> Naw, Ron White is
<5> "Are you naked, sitting in a bean beag chair, eating cheetos?"
<3> Steakk: Yeah, he's good too. But I like Bill ENgvall bestest
<0> PolarWolf: are you.... are you... Are you a redneck?
<2> If you want to know how much Alabama ****s, just listen to thesourcefm.com
<3> Well, aside from George Carlin
<6> how do i boot a harddrive partition as a cdrom drive? (ie: *.iso on /dev/hda5 root) please
<3> schitzo: Well, no, but I like those who make fun of 'em :)
<0> digi-: asked already and answered already
<5> "If, if, if that engine dies, how far can we get on the other one?" "ALl the way to the scene of the crash, which is quite handy, as that is where we are headed"
<5> "I say we beat the paramedics there by a half hour"
<6> schitzo ty
<3> Steakk: Yeah, that one has me cracking up
<3> Steakk: Or the one about his lugnuts
<3> And Tater Salad
<3> "They call me....Tater Salad"
<0> crap iTerm just
<5> PW: I like the part nearing the end of the Blue Colar Comedy Tour (first one) where they are telling stories, and they get to the part of the guy cracking open a beer at a funeral
<5> "And my son, Tater Tot..."
<5> I nearly pissed my pants at the tater tot comment
<3> "Are you Ron....'Tater Salad' White?"
<3> Steakk: Yeah...and then he goes on about how his son can shoot better than cops :)
<5> "You caught the tater"
<5> PW: Ayups
<3> "If you knew morse code you'd 've already known that."
<5> "Turns out that they were pulling over everyone driving on that particular sidewalk that night....and thats profiling...and profiling is wrong!"
<5> PW: HAHAHA, that was great
<3> Steakk: Yeah, he's ****ing great :)
<3> Steakk: Ever seen the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?
<3> Or listened to it
<3> "I was sitting in a bean bag, naked, eating cheetos"
<5> PolarWolf, I have the DVD, and the mp3 :)
<3> Steakk: I love it



<5> PW: Same here...its always good for a laugh, no matter how much you have seen it
<3> Steakk: Yeah. And especially the part in the end where they go at it together
<5> I like the beginning, when they are in the boat, and the limo drives up on the bridge, and guys like: "Think he can see us out here?" And Foxworthy goes: "We are sitting in a boat, in the middle of a lake, if he cant see us, I dont wanna ride with him"
<3> "That ain't momma" "Sure it is, they shaved off 'er beard!
<5> PW: *nod*
<5> lol
<3> Hehe, you make me wanna watch it now
<5> like wise
<5> but, all my DVD drives are in use burning things
<3> I have the divx :)
<0> HAHA "how we are going count Page Views after the move to Web 2.0"
<5> i should convert my dvd to divx
<0> Hey y'all... We're movin'
<5> well, xvid
<3> Oh..."Vet Hard" is on
<3> Good movie
<3> Well, for us dutchies anyway
<7> hello
<8> mm.. havent seen that movie
<5> Slackware_11, Slackware is not linux, please /part
<3> mikaa: It's on after the commercials
<3> mikaa: NL3
<8> is it a guysmovie?
<5> gaysmovie?
<5> OH, guysmovie., nm
<3> mikaa: Hmm, no
<5> god damnit....backing up everything I have to DVD, and my damned Sharpie dries out...now I have to run to the office supply store, to get another one
<5> ****ing christ
<5> I cantr label my DVDs until I do
<7> I go a question, may I put it ?
<7> got
<5> Granted, OfficeMax is only like, .5 miles away, (tahts .8 km for you foreigners), so it wouldnt take long to go get one
<5> Slackware_11, I can tell you where to put it...
<6> i cant boot slackware's iso using loopback
<5> digi-, I didnt see you take a number
<5> and digi- you will NOT be able to boot an ISO image directly....we done told you that TWICE now...this makes the 3rd time....so, STOP ASKING
<6> oh ****
<6> ok then
<3> pretty much
<5> DaveHowe, *nod*
<0> DaveHowe: did you take a number?
<5> anyhooter, bbiaf...gotta run and get some perm markers from the office shop
<9> schitzo: no, why, is there one missing? :)
<0> DaveHowe: yeah, 42.
<3> 42 ****s
<0> PolarWolf: it does not.. you ****
<9> not 23 then?
<0> no. do you have the 23 though?
<9> first rule is.. you don't talk about 23 :)
<9> this is good, as it is fnord...
<10> *shrug*
<0> FNORD!
<9> FNORD!
<10> FNORD!
<9> There are no rules anywhere. The Goddess Prevails
<5> there, got me some new Sharpie's
<11> oh viksit has birthday on 8th
<11> Steakk: take off your shirt and give me a hug
<11> :o)
<5> only if you take yours off too
<11> i cant
<5> thats no fun then
<11> plus i asked you first
<11> you have no right to make any conditions
<11> :o)
<5> LoL
<5> you are one of a kind


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