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<0> KASHMIRI, are you ready for the instructions?
<0> (1) find a sharp object (blunt works, too)
<0> (2) unzip your pants
<1> KASHMIRI: go away
<2> then
<0> (3) let the castration begin! (who needs that chemical stuff)
<3> OldMonk: try the other way! ;)
<1> yoz: i won't kick him on principle, because of where he's from
<0> not surprisingly
<1> thanks schitzo
<0> he was on the 203.0.0.0/8 netblock.
<0> imagine that.
<1> smooth_: er, it's more complex than that
<4> smooth_: if OM kicked him it would have started a war
<3> OldMonk: oh.. well I got it now.
<1> bloody pakistanis are so sensitive, if i kick him he'll interpret it as indian aggression



<1> not start a war, but i've seen the bastards react
<0> fun.
<3> pff
<5> I thought with his nick , he's from India
<1> so i don't touch them with a barge pole
<5> hence, kashmiri
<3> OldMonk: reason enough to let others kick their ***!
<6> OldMonk: you could always give him some nice butt lovin' with a 10 inch thick rubber
<3> *g*
<1> tsokolat: well, he's from what we call ``pakistan occupied kashmir'' and the pakistanis call azaad kashmir and which the poor people who live there call ``hell with those bastards fighting each other all over the place''
<5> nice history :)
<7> hmm, dinnertime
<8> schitzo: /usr/local/sbin/specialschitzosuidbash
<4> rhowe: dude, they just let me sudo to normal vi.. so then just "esc colon shell"
<8> schitzo: hah
<8> schitzo: Tell them you're more of an emacs man these days and see if they'll let you sudo to emacs :)
<4> heh..
<9> All of my media (movies, mp3s, tv shows, etc) are on ext3 on my debian server...migrating that to MS SBS2003, and need NTFS for that
<10> how do i boot a harddrive partition as a cdrom drive? (ie: *.iso on /dev/hda5 root) please
<9> cant
<9> 2nd DVD burned
<9> 98 more to go
<11> digi-: It's possible. Look up loopback booting and grub/lilo.
<12> - I'm now listening to: Gamma Ray - Armageddon ( 8:49 )
<13> ahh
<13> heya Steakk, Aahz
<11> oi Nanuq
<13> man000: you'd best turn that off
<9> Nanuq
<13> schitzo: okay then
<4> ksh is the only one that is allowed to tell us what crap he is listening too
<4> ./kick K_F we don't care about you either.
<9> - I'm now listening to people getting kicked out of #linux ( 0:01 )
<13> Steakk: s/listening/watching/
<13> er
<13> s/listening to/watching/
<9> Nanuq, yeah, that too :)
<9> ThomasM, heh
<4> Nanuq: well, if it had been sitting in teh channel and conversing or somethign I could have seen a warning
<4> Nanuq: but ust /join'ing the channel and doing that
<9> hey, its back
<4> wonder if it learned
<4> like a little ai turing engine that could
<11> Hrm. How _would_ one do that, over a putty+screen+irssi link? Fire up a Windows X server and load it in an xterm and figure out to forward the audio?
<9> hehe
<13> nope
<12> k
<11> Manual bounce.
<9> you knew he wasnt bouncy from when schitzo kicked it
<9> ThomasM, hah
<13> Steakk: ****, thought that was a /zap
<4> Nanuq: no, just a /kick
<13> schitzo: yeah I see that now
<13> I'm distracted. :P
<9> put your penis back in your pants then man
<13> man, I almost miss the spam I used to get



<12> you dont like my winamp plugin
<4> man000: no, we do not
<11> man000: Obviously.
<9> felt like you were special, getting all that e-mail? heh
<9> man000, there are 2 things wrong with that statement
<13> Steakk: exactly
<9> 1) we kicked you, so no, we dont like ita
<12> say
<9> it*
<13> Steakk: not a lot compared to what some people receive
<13> Steakk: but enough
<9> and 2) This is #linux, winamp is a WINDOWS application
<12> k
<13> Steakk: now I get maybe two or three a day.. spam that is
<12> than help me
<12> ..
<4> man000 : www.prostate.com
<9> and to top it of, you run mIRC
<11> man000: http://www.penispumpspenispumps.com/
<9> offf*
<13> Steakk: fingers just aren't working for you today, are they?
<12> what linux / unix system do you use
<9> nop
<12> mandriva suse
<9> oh **** it
<12> ???
<12> ..
<12> i use mandriva 2007
<13> PW!
<14> man000: good for you
<14> Nanuq: Heyhey
<12> not now of course
<9> man000, I dont use a distro...when my computer boots up, I press the 0 and 1 keys really fast, and hope that I do it in the right order to create a linux kernel...
<13> Steakk: sometimes you wind up with OS/2
<13> Steakk: but usually you get teh leenooks
<9> Nanuq, one time I ended up with Mac OS8 .... that was a trip
<14> Steakk: Too bad you keep ****ing up, so you end up with windows 3.11
<12> :))
<9> PW: haha
<13> PolarWolf: ohhh, dis
<9> Anyone here remember the old Deskmate?
<15> anyone knows when is google's free os comming out
<9> inlieuof, its been out...you just have to know where to look
<15> no way ..u serious
<14> inlieuof: Yeah, we've all been invited to the beta
<15> seriously.?????????
<14> And I'm all out of invites, so tough luck for you
<9> inlieuof, didnt you know? if you are in #linux on undernet, you get all the best betas from google
<15> wow cool.. bowwww bowww where can i get it online
<9> PW: you went through your 493 invites as well?
<14> But seriously, it's gonna rock. I've been using it full time wor about three weeks now.
<13> Steakk: courtesy Evii
<13> Steakk: oops, cat's out now
<14> Steakk: Yeah, all my friends got one
<9> PW: Same here
<14> inlieuof: "get it online?"...err, you can't?
<13> Makes Vista look like TOPS-20
<14> inlieuof: It's an invite only beta, you can't download it
<12> ...........
<9> Google flew me to their headquarters, and the CEO handed me my copy personaly
<12> do you know a proxytunel for linux
<4> we've testing running the website off of the Google OS. It works well
<4> s/testing/tested/
<4> well one of the websites anyway.
<14> I've used it on my HPC cluster.
<15> rm -rf /#linux u ppl are kiddin aint u
<16> Yeeeeeeaaaaaawwwwwwwh!
<14> I cracked AES256 in 10 minutes
<14> It's amazing
<17> PolarWolf: That's nothing. schitzo smoked crack for 15 minutes!
<4> inlieuof: no. one dude here works for google and I know Eric.
<4> Falchion: shush


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