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<0> heya, viking
<1> hey, remember my predictions for WWIII?
<1> NASHVILLE, Tennessee (Reuters) - President George W. Bush vowed on Wednesday the United States would defend Israel militarily if needed against Iran, and denounced Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for "menacing talk" against Israel.
<2> oh yeah
<2> nice
<3> TenBaseT: didn't need a crystal ball for that one bro ;)
<1> hah
<1> "outlook not so good"
<2> TenBaseT: iran isn't really a factor, becayuz, thuh teyumpul! must be abuiltah, onnah the mountah!
<0> .....
<2> praise jesus
<2> halelujah
<1> yea
<0> and p*** the potatoes?
<2> Tamahome: jesus can't come back 'till the temple's rebuilt upon the mount.



<0> oh, I get it now
<3> of course, he can't come back anyway, coz he took one look at what was going on, and ran off to be a stoned busker in guatemala
<1> at which point the jewish people will all burn in hell if they dont accept jeebus christ as the King
<1> thats the funny thing about the US/israel connection.
<1> allies up to Judgement day, but then it's off.
<0> indeed
<3> heh
<4> ... wow. There's colour text support in this version of irssi...%C ...
<1> its been there for a long time
<1> see?
<4> TenBaseT: err, I'm working with the Windows version here. It's got half of Cygwin embedded in the dirtree.
<5> re
<6> can i get some help on dectrypting linux p***word or not?:)
<5> no, not once, ever
<7> babylon6: nope. simply because its not possible. 1 way hash.
<5> lion-o hey hows life?
<7> stupid scriptkiddies don't even know their basics.
<7> s/their/their own/
<5> what are these kids learning on their own anyway?
<5> waa waa i can't load telnet, how do i hack the fbi?!?!
<4> dunno about you, but I had to learn by reading.
<7> docfu: how to click buttons in Windows :P yo.. Pretty much the same here, slow day. Got a first programming job though 8-)
<6> just asked... 10x
<7> no, you asked 1 time. Which was enough already.
<7> docfu: you arrived in the land of the rising sun yet?
<5> lion-o next thursday
<3> yo Lion-O
<5> something tells me that screensaver is virused
<7> makes me wonder how I'd use that in Linux too. oh well.
<8> create table SAM_License (licenseid varchar(255) not null, owner varchar(255), serialkey varchar(255), createdby varchar(255), createdat datetime, createdthrough varchar(255), primary key (licenseid));
<4> hrmm?
<8> bah
<4> Lion-O: hrm? use what?
<5> so
<5> do i hang here tonight or go to see my other sister?
<5> wlfshmn, its your turn, what do you think?
<8> docfu: about your sister? she isn't really my type.
<5> good answer, viking667: whats your reply?
<7> this is interesting... its counterpart (UstupidMF) is IRC ing from some DNS server and also in crap like #anti-hack.
<7> Cynic: ey there
<7> Viking667: the screensaver file ofcourse.
<4> yeesh.
<8> docfu: he apparently lacks an oppinion on your sister.
<5> <4> yeesh.
<4> You realise, of course, that unless you have the wine session fullscreen, you will only get the wine virtual screen as a screensaver?
<5> nope, i think he said it right
<5> :P
<9> perfect timeig
<9> timing
<3> Sagoro: home time?
<9> I knew if I took ****, it'd be quittin' timke when I was done
<9> nothing like ending a day at the office with a 25 minute ****
<10> haha nice
<10> I was going to say "you could have spread that out longer" but it just didn't sound right.
<9> heh
<9> ok, later all



<5> Sagoro yeah i did that kind of stuff at target
<5> boy...i needed it at the end of a day
<8> 25 minutes..
<8> that is uhm.. creative
<10> the upstairs can has no vent/fan, so rat bastards who know better than to do it, crap in it.
<5> wlfshmn when you get older or have a 'blowout'you'll understand why older people take their time
<10> when everyone knows you're only supposed to be doing #1. i want to see if i get fired for hanging a sign that says "No Deucing"
<10> wlfshmn: dude. dont push.
<10> dont ever push.
<10> "let it flow"
<0> goddammit that giggling drives me bat****
<11> Tamahome: Julie?
<0> yes.
<0> and her stupid friend
<11> Tamahome: Well, March for me. That's my planned time.
<3> eric!
<0> I want to move.
<11> Tamahome: I'll comp the difference you're paying now, because it'd still be cheaper.
<0> .... but I need a job first
<11> Tamahome: I'll float you the rent then.
<0> I don't like to take loans from friends
<12> help any1 pls?
<11> Tamahome: Fine, then you can stay free.
<0> well, that's a bit much
<11> hey Kim
<3> bloody_79: speak English
<12> yup
<12> can anyone help me please?
<11> Tamahome: I've already got $2600+ A/R ;)
<7> bloody_79: Why don't you check out http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html ? Maybe you'll learn how to ask more meaningful questions...
<5> i wish i had more money
<5> i guess i'll have to go outside and pull some off the money tree
<0> y'know, if I'd have been ****ing smart, I'd have applied where you are, Eric
<11> docfu: well, at least with yen it _seems_ more
<12> man
<0> at least it'd be something for a few months
<12> i know how to ask
<11> Tamahome: Have you ever taken the GCT1?
<12> i'm romanian
<0> Eric: no
<12> now can anyone help me please or not?
<5> nanuq you going to school?
<5> bloody no
<5> go away, we hate romanians
<0> isn't the GCT1 a government job test?
<12> ure supose to heklop others
<5> you ****ers made dracula and he ****ed out my sisters blood
<12> ***holes
<11> Tamahome: yeah
<12> imi bag pula in voi de cretini
<0> no, I haven't been called in to write one yet
<11> Tamahome: the score on there puts you at whatever pay scale, even though they'd never admit it
<5> nanuq good luck with that
<12> sugetima de pula
<11> Tamahome: like one less point and I'd make $5/hr less
<5> bloody it sounds very nice when you put it that way
<0> Eric: ouch.
<5> wow
<11> Tamahome: and very repetitive, boring work
<11> Tamahome: this, they entrust you with a lot more. like, actually talking with people.
<5> nanuq smart people are smart because they are motivated like a live cat in a pot of boiling water
<0> !!!!
<11> Tamahome: it's not as bad as it seems, take that from someone that did tech support and loathed it
<0> I loathed tech support as well
<11> Tamahome: it's really just pointing out ****ups and resolving them. get to call all over the country.
<0> I can do internal support, but the phone **** just ****s
<11> Tamahome: just mind the BCers the first time you accidentally call at 07:00
<11> Tamahome: they haven't had their morning weed
<0> oh **** yeah
<7> hrmz, sometimes screen is fscking annoying.
<0> time zones are such a bitch
<11> Tamahome: But the job really doesn't demand phoning. The first year, I didn't make one call.
<11> Tamahome: Second year, I did about half way through. Third I did it from day one.
<13> Nanuq: seems like the job eval that I'm doing. "Who do you talk to as part of your job, what information do you exchange?" My response. Users. Expletives.


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