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<0> hahah
<1> about ten minutes after she buzzed my head
<1> she said "mmmmmm... I don't know if it's your bald head or the sound of the clippers, but I'm horny as hell."
<2> what's up, yo?
<0> er
<3> .............
<4> Either way... score for siglite!
<1> I just kind of looked at her jaw-on-floor style
<0> now he looks like this
<0> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dmilam1.html
<1> that ****er stole my tattoo!
<2> stole your face too
<2> ;)
<1> man



<1> someone kicked the **** outta that guy.
<1> gee, I wonder who, and why
<0> this guy stole mine : http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0130063tattoo1.html?link=rssfeed
<0> with a face like that you're just begging to get your *** beat down.
<5> heheh
<5> TenBaseT: resisting arrest eh.. that it so obviously a couple of punches right in the face ;)
<0> wlfshmn: If they sold tickets to punch that guy in the face I'd probably have to make a bank withdrawl, because I'd likely buy the whole damned roll.
<5> muahaha
<5> this site has some rather ****ing hilarious photos
<5> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/endmugs7.html
<0> smokinggun is the best. I'm on their mailing list.
<5> can't decide if you want a mullet, or be a skinhead?
<0> skinhead in front, party in the back!
<0> thats one heck of a mudflap
<1> woo
<6> i just fell into a ****load of PC stuff...printers, monitors, more printers, more printers(about 10 total), 3 computers(older ones, 200mhz, 256mg ram), a 17" CRT, etc, etc....file servers, here we come
<3> oh, junk.
<6> not these printers...one of them is an Epson Stylus CX4600 with 4-in-one mem card reader
<6> scanner/copier/printer
<7> Hi, I need help with sed. I'm trying to replace a keyword with the content of an HTML file. I've read the content of the HTML file into a variable, however sed is generating an error, probably because of control characters, can anyone help?
<6> still in the box
<1> w00t
<1> not only did the box come back up, but my openswan upgrade went off flawlessly.
<1> and it was quite an upgrade.
<1> freeswan 1.99 to the latest openswan.
<6> I wonder if I can get a PC Pro Pad4 to work in linux with zSNES
<3> Steakk: probably, if it's recognized at all
<6> it was brand new, still in box...so it should wrk(physically), gonna google around for drivers
<6> after i go to the grocery store for coffee creamer
<3> it wouldn't just be picked up as a generic USB game device?
<2> man, I think I'm gonna have to take a m***ive dump soon
<2> not that you all wanted to know, but I can feel it brewing
<6> its not USB, its via the 'game port'
<3> definitely overshare, Richard
<6> Sagoro: I took one of those this-mornin
<6> felt like my *** was throwin up with the dry heaves
<3> ewwwwwwwww
<2> O_o;
<6> sad part is, i aint jokin...heh
<8> ****,
<9> Can anyone help me out?
<9> I have these ugly lines between text in gtk1 apps
<9> like on this picture http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9396/screenshot3fu.jpg
<9> anyone know how to solve this thing?
<9> tried changeing themes but it doesnt work for some reason
<9> anyone?
<2> sledge hammer
<3> I think that's normal.
<9> lines are not there when i start kdee
<9> kde
<9> oops sorry
<9> gnome
<9> ;]
<3> it's probably by design
<0> hahahah the US Patent system trembles before the crackberry addicts.
<3> LOL, crackberry
<3> poor RIM
<0> nonono



<0> RIM is going to win.
<0> the USPTO just invalidated the last of NTP's patents
<3> !!
<3> PWNED.
<0> all the congressmen with crackberries couldnt stand to have the service shut down, and every CEO in the country was probably frantically sending messages to their congressmen
<0> http://today.reuters.com/business/newsarticle.aspx?type=ousiv&storyID=2006-02-01T195657Z_01_WAT004767_RTRIDST_0_BUSINESSPRO-RIM-PATENT-DC.XML
<0> The decision means the patent agency has now issued non-final rejections of all five patents at issue in a BlackBerry patent-infringement case before a federal judge.
<0> so, ****ty IP patent trolls are finally getting their **** smacked down.
<0> hopefully the USPTO will remember this the next time it happens.
<2> I need to sh
<2> ave
<3> me too
<3> but I'm not going anywhere today, so it can wait
<0> I shaved yesterday, I'll shave tomorrow
<2> I'll shave today
<5> TenBaseT: nice
<2> just because it's getting annoying
<2> itchy and such
<2> 35 minutes to quittin' time
<3> yeah when it itches it's time to shave
<5> TenBaseT: we dont' use it ourselves, but we have plenty of cusntomers who use it, and therefor love me well for my exchange and domino intergration with our CRM software
<3> my skin is horrible sensitive, so I still cut myself a lot
<3> probably doesn't help that I use a Mach III
<0> I love my razor. it's the most comfortable ever.
<0> and the blades are like $0.30 each
<5> Tamahome: getting an electric shaver is a safe option, if not as close
<0> I loathe electrics.
<3> shaving is perhaps the WORST thing about being a groan male
<3> errr grown
<3> ****, Freudian slip
<3> wlfy: I used to have a Philishave, it did **** all.
<0> http://www.emsplace.com/bcprod/merkur_razors.asp
<0> Get a good solid double-edge razor holder and do it the old fashioned way.
<0> its better.
<1> mmmmm
<1> yummy nat-T
<3> oh god no, don't Schicks take off like a whole layer of skin when you use them?
<3> heya, whyzzyrd
<10> re
<11> siglite: nat-t is in fact yummy, when the ****er works.
<5> Tamahome: I keep a trimmer set to 7mm, and dont' worry about it ;)
<1> D-side: it usually does for me.
<11> mycustomers just use piece of **** equipment is all.
<1> damnit
<0> No, they dont. the beauty of the old gillette safety razors is that you can adjust the pitch of the blade so that it makes the best possible contact with your face and beard.
<1> I want a Konsole for Windows
<3> wlfy: I've seen pictures of you :P~
<0> adjustable blade pitch > *
<5> Tamahome: Indeed. ***y beast that I am. ;)
<1> TenBaseT: heh, the day after I shaved my head, my boss started ribbing me about it (I would expect nothing less)
<0> with a cartridge blade, the cartridge lays flat on your face and you get whatever blade pitch is molded into its design.
<0> seriously, I have never had as good of a shave as I now get with those old-school blades.
<1> TenBaseT: so I sat down cross-legged in the floor, acted like I was dripping water over my head from a rag, and said "you're an errand boy... sent by grocery clerks... to collect a bill."
<12> morning all
<3> Kim :)
<0> hahahahah ****
<12> hey sean :)
<0> you should set up a donations can on your desk for your cancer fund.
<1> lol
<1> that'd be so so wrong
<1> I fear poetic justice too much to do that.
<3> beer money
<1> I'd wind up with nad cancer or something.
<2> but could, potentially, be profitable
<0> yeah karma is a bitch
<0> and then you'd have a rotting nut and people would be like "Oh there goes that siggie again he's so crazy"
<2> hrmm, I could go take a crap and it would be near quittin' time by the time I was done


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