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<0> thats the only one i'm aware of
<1> alright i guess, i dont bother her and she dont bother me... she's told me she has a restraining order against me, but i've never been served. so i went downtown today to get the paperwork to get one on her. =)
<1> and i'm gonna take her to small claims court
<0> nice.
<2> I'm trying to run a bot off of linux...and it keeps on trying to use my loopback interface instead of ppp0...how do I fix this?
<0> doesn't sound too bad.
<0> JohnnyFav: you don't, its supposed to work that way.
<1> she comes here and uses the computer labs, but she isn't enrolled, so i've been given permission to throw her *** out, but i haven't
<1> when i get the restraining order, though, i will just call our security guards (who are all state troopers), show them a copy and point to her =)
<0> haha nice
<3> Crazy bitches
<2> then how come I can't use ftp anymore :/
<1> then i will laugh
<3> The entire lot of them
<1> very very loud
<1> the other chick is good though, sarah



<3> JohnnyFav: Because you **** at life
<2> or my bot doesn't log onto the network
<1> kinda young and stupid, but that's how i like 'em
<1> if they're too smart, they catch onto me
<2> :O I **** at life
<0> jgaddis: i didnt realize you had one already. very good.
<4> JohnnyFav: Why don't you check out http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html ? Maybe you'll learn how to ask more meaningful questions...
<0> jgaddis: how long til you give us pics? :D
<3> D-side: He gave us pics last night
<3> Sheesh
<1> i got one where she looks a little crazy
<0> what/!
<5> goddamn ****ers hardcode **** into compiled source code
<1> http://www.jeremygaddis.com/images/sarah.jpg
<3> It's SFW
<5> jgaddis: this your new person?
<2> ok
<6> hello
<2> I get: temporary failure in name resolution
<1> schitzo: yeah
<1> reality: yeah, just a head shot
<0> looks like shes staring down a Customs agent's flashlight, in a shipping container
<1> she looks kinda crazy though
<1> in that picture i mean
<0> like you got her stolen from russia or sometthing
<5> jgaddis: all wimmin' are crazy
<1> haha
<3> jgaddis: I was telling that to D-side
<6> can someone help me with a SunOS 5.9 issue pls ?
<3> jgaddis: Him firing up the remote desktop and all
<3> DjDvr: This is #linux
<6> sunOS is linux
<1> reality: ahh
<3> DjDvr: What kind of crack are you on?
<0> DjDvr: what is the climate like on your planet?
<7> Q: I've been trying to find a way to listen the incoming transmissions made into a standard 56K modem, like the realtime arguments and requests being made by the device dialing in. I can't find anything on this, and do not have the programming knowledge to change and outoing listen into an incoming listen, any ideas?
<8> DjDvr: yeah, sunos is linux about as much as my cat is a dog
<6> emm none ????
<0> DjDvr: so then you're just a fool?
<0> very good.
<5> DjDvr: you might want to try #solaris
<7> Runnings SuSe 9 and LT 56K modem
<0> it helps to have this knowledge available up front, before we try to educate. you fail. good day sir.
<0> jgaddis: my god thats an "i'm sorry daddy :(" picture
<7> I'm able to access the modem, and it works fine, and answers incoming fine, but i need to be able to have a real time communication witht the device, as of know, all i have is logs of the conversation and it will take me forever
<1> D-side: she's ****in' hot though
<7> if I can have real time convos w/ the incoming device it would be awesome, porfavor gurus.
<1> there's like two other pictures of her on myspace, but they're old and don't really look like her
<3> tiato: What's the purpose?
<1> i'll try to remember to grab my camera next time we go out
<3> jgaddis: In other words...when she was a biggin?
<1> i hear females, bbiaf
<7> I have an outdated credit card machine i can no longer access guides with commands, so i have to try and map the commands the machine asks and respond accordingly
<7> but like i said on incoming calls, i can't keep the modem channel open without it closing
<9> o_O
<7> i have been logging the convos and trying ifferent scripts to respond to the answer
<3> tiato: Sounds like you need something like serialmon
<7> can it keep the channel open and allow me to respond to requests real time? so i can try and map it quicker?
<10> Hi, could you provide me some link containing info about how to manage multiple NICs ?



<7> :)
<7> im googling
<10> ...thats what i did before...
<3> tiato: It should output the requests...but you'll need minicom or something like the such in order to respond
<4> c-wolf: its just a matter of setting them up and making sure that your routing table is on order.
<4> s/on/in/
<10> Well, Lion-O, they are up, but for some reason it takes NIC2 instead NIC1 for outbound traffic...
<4> c-wolf: Likely a routing issue then.
<7> reality: thx, this is exactly what i need! i am able to log it but it makes progress slow. the realtime will let me cut out alot of redundant steps
<10> More exactly ? Ah... gw is in same subnet as NIC2.
<0> jgaddis: hey, i'm not complaining. i'd **** her.
<0> :D
<2> how do you change the startup sequence?
<7> i knew the gurus here would know. you guys unknowingly taught me everything i know about linux and still keep on the tradition...
<7> thx again!
<1> cool, just met a new hottie
<2> le fromage
<1> virginia =)
<1> i love my ****in' job
<1> reality: no way dude, she weighs like 95 pounds now
<8> mmmmm, fromage
<2> mmm
<11> I need some food too
<11> hmmm....
<8> eat some of that cheddar :)
<11> mmmmh
<9> newserver irc.blackened.com 6668
<12> Ka-bar: Had K.C.'s for lunch today so I'm already stinking up the place.
<9> d'oih
<9> Falchion: heh
<2> now how do you change the startup sequence :P I need my pcmia device to come up before the eth0/networking checks
<9> KC's rocks
<12> Ka-bar: It was a "Lets all have lunch to prevent you from killing Brad" meeting with brad chris and myself.
<9> uh oh. and why did people want to kill Brad?
<13> cos he has a ****y name like Brad
<13> why else?
<13> because you *always* wanted to punch Bostwick for being such a complete dork
<12> Well, 1.5 months after agreeing to swap weekends, he tells he 3 days before I leave that he has other plans now. Which made me highly pissed. Plus I look at the outgoing mail and see that he doesn't do anything for an hour or more at a time while I'm working my *** off. So on and so forth.
<9> oh
<9> yeah, really.
<0> god.
<0> i read "shift" as "shaft"
<0> and it all suddenly made sense.
<11> heh
<9> D-side++
<11> its a symptone for many problems when you have so many files that need renaming and you cant bother doing it by hand, so you make a program to do it for you based on RegExps :P
<4> Jostein: nah, its a sympton of not knowing about "rename". the program which can do it all for you :P
<4> "rename 's/\.bak$//' *.bak" ;)
<11> Lion-O: this is my weendoze desktop
<11> but yeah, that too
<4> or prename as its called on Debian... Odd.
<11> plus my BSD box doesnt have that
<11> $ cd /usr/ports/sysutils/rename ; make ; make install
<4> Jostein: its a perl script
<11> why am I _shocked_ ? :P
<11> well. Ive made a tool myself, and it basicly does the same job, without me having to touch cygwin or samba
<4> Jostein: with or without a gui ?
<11> CLI ofcourse
<11> stuff like this doesnt feel right in a gui
<4> Jostein: shocking! Then there may yet be hope for you not fully turning into a ms.net weenie :)
<11> its .NET. but its CLI :P
<11> Im pretty sure writing the argument parser and sanitizer was more work, than it would have been making a GUIed app, but I didnt want that
<4> or maybe you're doomed anyway ;P
<2> ok, i just installed linux and my ftp was working...and now it's not..and I didn't change the settings for the ppp0...why is my ftp saying temp. failure in name resolution
<4> JohnnyFav: seems someone or something changed your /etc/resolv.conf (DNS settings).
<2> how about there's nothing inside the resolv.conf
<2> hehe
<4> thats bound to make the system fail too.
<2> so how do I setup the resolv.conf?


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