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<0> i dont have LInux now
<1> no ****? really?
<0> but i wanna have for free
<2> what country you in?
<1> I feel like I'm getting more stupid
<1> chippy712: go to www.distrowatch.org .. I'm sure you can find a free one thre that you will like
<0> i`m on romania
<2> i hear you can get it for free in romania
<2> well ****, look at that
<2> what a coincidence
<1> jgaddis: your a f'n mind reader
<0> schitzo
<0> frugalware= linux ?
<1> what the **** is frugalware?
<1> chippy712: have you gone to that website yet?
<0> yes



<0> i`m there
<1> good. then pick one
<0> suse linux is good?
<2> is good
<1> ja ja is good
<0> =((
<0> any romanian here?
<3> chippy712: no
<0> =(
<3> but you can try on #linuxro
<3> or #rolinux
<0> thanks ;)
<4> tavi-san: Even you don't like your fellow countrymen? :)
<4> Or Ka-bar
<5> hi
<3> no :)
<5> :)
<3> Ka-bar: lose the damn script
<4> tavi-san: heh
<3> biatch
<1> holy crap I want to kill me some developers
<4> heh
<1> "here is the WAR file.." "uhhh, where are all the .jar files" "huh, you need jar's with that"
<6> f00abar?
<5> schitzo: doesn't the war contain all the jars?
<7> but I havent coded Java in a few years now
<1> Ka-bar: ohhhh, you would think.
<1> Ka-bar: hence why I want ot ****ing kill a developer at the moment
<1> and he ****ing has absolute links
<1> OMG
<8> schitzo: whats wrong with a war file? It should be natively deployable
<1> Lion-O: it shoudl have all the necessary .jar files in it.. like ohhhh.. log-4f'nj.jar
<1> Lion-O: ****ing moron developer didn't do that because he was developing on jetty and it has a resources directory where all the **** is rather than WEB-INF/lib
<1> ****ing moron
<8> schitzo: afaik a war file doesn't contain jars but it is a jar itself.
<1> Lion-O: it is a jar of the entire weba ppliaction
<9> what's .jar?
<8> schitzo: *nod*
<1> hence if you use log4j, jdbc ddriver, commons-pool etc. etc. etc.
<8> schitzo: sounds like "issues" indeed :P
<1> it should contain those in WEB-INF/lib of the WAR
<1> Lion-O: many issues
<1> that can be solved with a bat
<5> Sturgeon: .jar is a Java ARchive. It's very similar to tar, except it's not.
<9> hehe
<5> it's a way to package java "binaries" so they can be deployed in an application server
<9> yeah i recall now
<1> Ka-bar: it's similar to a ZIP
<2> **** java
<1> in fact it is a zip
<1> you can unzip a jar file
<5> right
<5> now I remember
<5> damn you. i was trying to forget. :D
<1> ohhhh, let's make all the ****ing links absolute rather than relative.. After all who would want to deploy this application at some place other than /bbsports-test
<8> schitzo: exactly!



<8> schitzo: and its people like that developer of yours which give Java a bad name :/
<1> well. I need to calm down a little before I send an email to these fine folks who are to used to just building internal apps
<8> 'Dear $developer. Thanks for sending me the application. However, there is one small problem with it: it stinks and doesn't work properly. Nothing to worry about now. I'll get back into the details tomorrow after I found my baseballbat. Sincerly, Unhappy customer"
<1> Ka-bar: awesome
<10> I hate Exchange
<11> It hates you
<7> Exchange hates everyone :P
<10> 2005 refuses to fwd email to an external domain (rather than delivering locally)
<7> exchange 2005?
<10> Errr...2003
<10> iirc
<7> Steakk: from what Ive heard 2003 is the least botchy version so far :P
<7> bitchy
<10> spent 4 hrs on this, and the MS KB articles are even incorrect
<7> Steakk: in my experience (as a developer though) the MS KB articles are usually pretty useful (and correct), even though not always optimal
<2> exchange 2003 is nice
<12> ****in' hell, my eyes are killing me
<1> that interesting. if you load a CSS file from foo/css and you have a background image listed as img/background.gif
<1> it doesn't try to load it from foo/img but from foo/css/img
<1> not relative to the documents locationm but to the css location
<12> Yah, that's by design
<13> slm
<1> well that's just stupid
<12> MS could have invented it, so to speak
<13> linux hakknda sorum var
<13> yardmc olabilecek var m
<1> you let linux lick your scrotum?
<2> Steakk: create a "contact" for the external e-mail address, go to the user's properties in the users and computer snap-in, exchange general tab, click delivery options, select "forward to", then "modify" and then find the contact entry in the directory. hit ok, then apply, and you should be good
<13> hi trk yok mu?
<1> PolarWolf: MS set that up that way?
<12> schitzo: No, I said MS *could* have invented it
<1> PolarWolf: oh since it's so stupid?
<12> schitzo: yeh
<14> and how the hell are we today
<15> right ****ing good, ***wipe.
<15> ;)
<1> OMFG
<1> let's put the Contants for **** in a ****ing Java cl*** so you can't actually ****ing change them without recompiling stuff
<1> because you know you'll never want to change config options
<16> Bugrit!
<1> I need a drink
<16> Hangoverz'R'Us
<15> lol
<16> Okay liver, I don't like you, and you sure as **** hate me...
<15> ok, i've got a flourescent light in my office that doesn't light up.. it's ****ing annoying
<16> Strider: It doesn't flicker Doom-style?
<15> yes, it's flickering doom-style
<15> at least I don't have green carpet
<17> can anyone help me to set up an intel wireless card on linux ? the distribution is backtrack
<17> the card is 3945ABG
<16> emptyvoid: Have you searched google for your answers?
<17> yes, i only found links in french, dead links, or unanswered forum threads
<14> real popular distro you've got for yourself
<5> http://www.newsnet5.com/news/9601292/detail.html <= least competent criminal
<18> Tron: best way to avoid/reduce the effect of hangovers: drink a lot of water along with alcohol
<15> yes
<15> hangovers are usually a result of dehydration
<19> W00
<18> Tron: like, always have a gl*** of water beside the gl*** with the sake/whatever, or drink water between two gl***es of it
<20> fredk-
<19> OldMonk ;)
<16> Yes yes I know how to not get a hangover.
<16> SOmetimes though I need to HAVE a hangover - then I know I've had a good night.
<18> pff
<16> It's penance, for all the sins I committed the night before ;)
<20> ****ing masochosts
<20> masochists too
<16> Especially crimes against liver-amity. ;)
<18> how puritan
<21> **** but it's hot outside


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