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<0> flac maybe
<1> hit #3 is http://www.***eanalweb.com/gay-videos-de-beau-beur.html
<0> hehe, no thanks
<2> OldMonk: your son picks interesting subject matter
<1> libolt: damn, that was me hitting google!
<0> OldMonk: how old is he ?
<1> whitecap: 18 or so
<2> OldMonk: maybe he knew you'd get that
<0> OldMonk: my sons are 21, 19, 16
<1> whitecap: are they winduhs weenies too?
<0> 19yr old is here with me
<0> nope, i only let them "play" in linux. windows is only when needed
<3> burp
<3> fart
<0> OldMonk: gave the only grandaughter a mac



<0> OldMonk: their first touch was beos, a freeware called babysmash
<0> OldMonk: how many kids do you claim btw ?
<4> as many on the tax statements as you can get away with
<0> XyZzY: i imagine taxes are a bit different there
<0> i should buy a cd from itunes and compare it to a friends original
<0> might stop using itune
<5> OldMonk
<5> later
<6> Oh. It's april fools isn't it. Day to avoid /.
<7> i need some help....anybody on !??
<8> D3vil: One can always try to state the problem, and thereby elicit interest.
<8> D3vil: Is that your problem?
<7> mm...
<7> Unable to allocate socket.
<8> The socket is probably in use or reserved by another application/process.
<8> But I've only reflected your statement.
<7> i forget to tell you i am user .......not root
<8> D3vil: You've also forgotten or neglected to mention how you get the error message.
<7> mmmmm....problem rezolved....... tank`s
<9> how do i ensure the time is coorect on my linux box ?
<0> Stevo: look into your disros package of ntpdate
<9> k
<10> firewalls in linux don't have the options that windows firewalls have
<10> what's that about?
<6> phillyshreds: Ummm - it's not windows?
<10> can you recommend a software that blocks by application?
<6> Oh - that's what you want to do.
<6> you willl need something on the local machine to do that - unless there's some funkiness you could do with something like squid ...
<0> he's a troll
<10> troll?
<0> play with him
<10> what's that mean?
<6> whitecap: like playing with the g0ats?
<0> damn, changed nicks on me
<0> he's been bounced at least twice since i've been on
<10> yeah people are rude
<11> opps - sorry - distracted there for a moment
<10> kicking me for "talking back"
<0> i rarely kick
<2> ahh much better
<0> you can leave on your own
<12> Feck, car traders are scum.
<13> :))
<12> I ask "I have this and this car in this and this condition, what's the tradein you can give me on that and that car?" He asks: "What did you have in mind?"
<0> hmm, your birthdate was before 2005 ?
<13> lol
<12> Ugh, /. looks hideous today
<11> PolarWolf: You didn't say, well, perhaps you paying me would've been good.
<11> Agreed on /.
<12> That's the one I'm after: http://fotos.marktplaats.nl/kopen/2/ac/42908354.jpg
<11> Hrmmm CRV
<11> What have you got currently?



<12> HRV
<12> I mean that's a HRV, I have a little delivery van now
<11> Ohh ... yeah, opps. HRV
<11> What's it handle like? 2L petrol?
<12> 1.6l, and from what I read it handles like a dream
<12> automatic 4x4, etc
<12> (meaning: when the front drive loses grip, the rear wheels get engaged too)
<11> Pretty sweet - that lower 4x4 style seems to have really good handling ...
<12> Yeah, it's not as bulky as a regular tarmac 4x4 either.
<12> I mean those cheap korean and japanese "4x4"'s
<11> The ones that kinda have a problem when you actually drive them off the tarmac?
<12> Yeah, those
<12> This one isn't really intended for rough offroad stuff, but has just enough juice to drive out of snow and stuff
<11> Yeah - it does try to look like it though.
<12> Of course what I really want is a real 4x4 pickup, but that doesn't make sense to get at this point
<11> You haven't given the dealer an answer yet?
<12> waznz: Nope
<12> Those little HRV's seem to keep their value, too. Unlike my current sardine can.
<14> anyone knows how to install packages off CD using fedora core 5 like it use to using system-config-packages
<12> darkmoon: Use RPM, I'd say
<14> PolarWolf, seems its the only way now; so doing it.. :)
<15> nowhere easy to get to has gig sticks of ram available for affordable prices, so I can't upgrade just yet
<15> PolarWolf: pluck figures for car salesmen out of your *** instead. They deserve the ****
<12> smsie: I hate car salesmen
<12> Cars should be sold in supermarkets
<15> PolarWolf: s/car//
<15> all salesmen are greedy soulless bastards
<12> smsie: I ask a straightforward, with extensive details added, question, and this dude can do is send a return question of "what did you have in mind?"
<15> haha
<12> **** you, you're the car dealer. You're supposed to know what a car does on the tradein market
<12> Maybe I should just drive over to a random car dealer and fake interest in a car to see what tradein I can get
<16> PolarWolf happen to be member of some car-club? they usually have lists with such information
<12> tojoe: Naw
<17> you dont get much for tradeins
<12> Sarah-: I know, but I'm not going to give it away either
<17> sell it privately
<12> Sarah-: Market collapsed
<12> For this kind of cars anyway
<11> Sarah-: plus that can be a pita
<17> make it famous somehow then sell it on ebay
<17> what kind of car anyway
<11> PolarWolf: Just tell the car guy something higher than you think it would be worth
<12> Our beloved government managed to kill off an entire niche market with a single change in road tax laws
<11> PolarWolf: Hahahaha - pr0n made in polarwolfs van, now for sale on ebay
<12> Heh
<12> If that would be some kind of value, I'd sell the pr0n DVDs, become rich, dump the car and buy something I really want :)
<17> PolarWolf what kind of car
<12> Sarah-: Citroen Berlingo small delivery van
<12> I actually seriously considered exporting it to .se and sell it there
<17> sell it to some small business who needs a delivery van
<15> hmm, mysqls support offerings are actually pretty cheap
<12> Sarah-: Not interesting for them. They can't reclaim VAT on it
<17> drive it to france and park it in paris, then collect the insurance a day or so later when its upside down and on fire
<12> If I can't get more that 4k for it here, I'm gonna try and sell it in .se
<12> s/that/than/
<18> hi there, can any one help me find a divx player for Ubuntu and a yahoo mesenger???
<11> kyoshiro: mplayer, gaim.
<11> Opps. Sorry.
<12> waznz: They'll be resent :)
<11> PolarWolf: There's only one thing left to do, then. Kill everybody in the whole world!
<12> waznz: Hmm, yeah, that's an option
<12> 707EUR worth of bills
<12> Internet, funeral insurance, dentist and vet
<12> Why am I insured for my funeral? Not my problem by then.
<11> PolarWolf: You got kids?
<12> waznz: No
<11> Of course, you could donate your body to science ... then your funeral is paid for.


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