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<0> technically, you will not sure when the dom element is available
<0> after the function is finished, it will be in the dom tree
<1> dont talk to me about creating and deleting from the tree it can be a nightmare specially if its an iframe with src, you have to unload the ifram forst
<1> forst = irish prenuciation
<0> NeoFuture is an Iframe whore
<2> funny
<0> hehehehe
<2> i found a bug in firefox
<3> lol
<3> grazzy, what's that?
<2> "for (..) { */" parses as valid code (if the /* is missing)
<2> ie choked on that , but fx didnt complain
<1> ht311 you try working without iframe in my app
<1> not a ****in chance
<4> i see
<1> ./* */ is bad anyway (see it even boke irc)



<0> grazzy: it wil lbe in the console, but may not break until you run into it
<0> NeoFuture: you app is fine, but i don't let other window/frame have the hand into the my document. so, i don't really have your problem
<1> yeah but you run a completed differnt type of env matey
<3> hey NeoFuture
<3> its done downloading
<3> ty a lot again
<1> np will delete now
<0> I am do a major revision on the code base (don't want to call mine a framework), merging some data binding code.
<0> one of the more annoying part of make the server page is value="$somevar" , automating that part.
<2> god
<2> this P.O.S. just refuses to work!!@#
<0> don't tell me you making pos software with html :D
<5> why not?
<0> I just don't want to support something it may crash in the middle of checkout, and you have angry mom throw stuff at you there.
<0> that should the job of vb :D
<1> Pile Of **** = P.O.S
<5> why would a browser app crash any more than a vb app?
<0> you will be suprise how stable is vb
<5> i've done support for dozens of POS apps, the only solid ones were *nix ones on little green screens.
<5> the vb ones were ****. **** **** ****.
<1> not that bad then only 2 .`s
<1> should be ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****.
<5> although, i admit one photolab we supported was web based and that was **** **** ****.
<1> not as bad as ****. ****. ****. tho
<0> heh, take your word for it. but i know some vb app is extremely solid and the vb vm is very good
<5> i'd be happy to add more ****s. i'm like the michelin guide, no more than 3 stars
<1> im like the spammer
<1> ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****.
<5> hehe
<1> 3 stars
<1> f***in ****.
<0> heh
<1> dood dont you even look at me with that tone of voice again, this sure smells a funny colour, and if you dont like what you hear dont bother loking
<1> hahaha
<1> sorry
<5> NeoFuture sure is pulling rank a lot these days :-)
<1> im taking the piss you ***
<0> it is a paradox, ops can break the channel rule and ops need to enforce channel rules
<0> :D
<5> speaking of pulling rank ;-)
<6> screw the rules
<1> torgy worgy
<6> sup?
<0> hehhee ,ok, it is only use to kick noob :D
<1> [01:17] * NeoFuture lowers some one to a 75
<1> [01:18] <0> heh
<1> [01:19] <5> NeoFuture sure is pulling rank a lot these days :-)
<1> [01:19] * [Torgo] has joined #javascript
<1> hehe ht311 i dont mind mate im only playing the looks/smells/sounds thing was a joke
<1> [01:18] <1> dood dont you even look at me with that tone of voice again, this sure smells a funny colour, and if you dont like what you hear dont bother looking
<0> [20:17] * NeoFuture was kicked by ht311 (launguage and flood)
<7> qvack! qvack! qvack!
<6> oops
<1> * furtive is now known as aTosser
<0> http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3594
<1> aint been on that site for yonk
<1> s
<0> " The future lies in a billion jerks sitting at their computers writing crap that a billion other jerks will ignore.
<5> uh, that's the present
<1> the difference between web1.0 and web 2.0 is web1.0 is an under contruction icon web2.0is a "out side is undergoing a m***ive redevelopment"



<5> go watch the simpsons where lisa gets a printing press
<0> NeoFuture: i just want to have some fun, you are the only one let me kick so often :D
<1> hehe ht311 go ahead, its like russian roulette
<1> one day you might justget the bullet
<1> (fighting talk)
<1> im only messin`
<1> hehe
<5> them's fightin' words
<8> $combo2.="$key:$value|\\n"; i see \n and not space why ?
<0> the powermac thread on somethingawful is super funny
<0> because is \\
<8> i have to put |\
<8> and \n
<9> Tarzoune: What does \ mean ???
<9> heh
<1> hehe sorry
<9> :P
<9> spoil all the fun on a saturday night
<1> ok ok sorry
<1> couldntresist
<0> Thunder^: get IT crowd ep5
<1> ****in wireless keybaord or as it would type if i was 5 more cm away "fknkeybrd"
<5> NeoFuture: paragon or pariah? Discuss.
<1> cant be arsed
<1> read here
<1> http://www.worth.com/Editorial/Wealth-Management/Business-Entrepreneurship/Best-Practices-On-the-Board-Paragon-or-Pariah.asp
<1> lol
<5> damn, that's a quick draw you got there pardner
<1> hehehe
<1> "morris, dont google the answer"
<1> hahaha
<5> careful you don't take your eye out
<1> those who know will know
<1> vardhan
<1> "morees, dont google the answer"
<1> which EP ?
<0> i think is ep2
<1> 3
<1> Results 1 - 10 of about 9,650,000 for 404 error
<1> god im bored
<1> anyone on IE want to see my live VOIP call tracker
<1> http://www.neofuture.co.uk/affinity_test/
<1> dial UK 01543 888 090
<1> press 2 for me
<1> how bored am i
<0> http://mobile.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=06/02/09/1727256
<1> it is a bitch to configure
<0> that's why i didn't do it yet
<1> oh trust me fnd some one that can
<1> i did
<1> lol
<0> my friend have done it.
<1> its a minefield
<1> "hey a free PBX awsome" 6 weeks later "WHY THE **** WONT YOU WORK YOU BICTH **** **** **** KAJSGDJSHFGDUYLGOUHP(&GFL:IHFLIAJGSDJKGAUYGLI"
<5> i think I used to pick on the guy that wrote Asterisk back in highschool
<0> hheehhehehe
<10> if i use var mytemp = document.forms["form1"].textarea.value; to get the value of the textarea when i press submit, is there a similar way i can read the contents in from a <div> and instantly(without the user seeing) and run my function?
<1> furtive ?
<10> because im reading information in from my mysql table, presenting it in a <div> but i want it to get the data in the div, and straight away apply my formatting
<1> You have an error in your program please consult the squishy problem between the chair and the keyboard
<0> He is taking care of the problem now.
<2> okey guys
<2> this is important
<2> so write it up
<2> when inserting a table via dom in ie, it needs to have a ****ing tbody
<2> so, whos with me going to redmond?
<2> ive got shotguns, you bring the beer
<2> /pm me
<0> you need tbody in ff too
<2> no
<2> should perhaps, but need no.
<0> wrong. i think ff just create a tbody without you knowing it
<0> to me , that is bad too


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