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<0> I think I may go postal
<0> design team has redisgned the site on me -after- I've implemented it about 4 times in a month now
<0> 'redesigned' even
<1> they find out you pee in their coffee machine?
<2> me chinese.... me play joke....
<3> 'night
<4> I make special won-ton soup for you
<5> Watching Eddie Murphy again?
<5> Missed me, bitch!
<6> *rooar*
<6> iiiihk
<6> hrm, stupid songbird, crashed on me



<7> haha
<6> dumdidu...
<8> how do i p*** a variable for the timeout function?
<6> easiest way is to declare your timeout handler inline, as an anonymous function
<6> setTimeout(function() { alert(myvar); }, 1000); // somthing like that
<9> Hello. Is there any way to detect the internet connection in FireFox? (modem/LAN)
<6> juupan: hrm, not really.
<10> what do you call the script when you visit the website it automatically make it as your home page?
<10> sounds bad but im kinda interested
<11> hi. anyone help a js newb with what I think should be an easy q
<11> I'm working with a greasemonkey addon, it blocks flash from autoplaying. It searches for 'object' element tags
<11> I want to add one more search to it then have it cycle... 'embed' tags
<11> I've tried varname.concat(mysecondvarname), but, it stops working totally
<11> zzzz. thanks anyway
<3> hello
<12> hello - how do you get the results out of a multiple select dropdown?
<12> found it, http://www.quirksmode.org/js/transfer.html
<13> ping #javascript
<5> Heh.
<7> zuop
<14> anyone can recommend on similar from weight except dojo?
<5> Huh?
<5> Did you just use babelfish to translate to English or something? :-)
<14> http://dojotoolkit.org/
<5> What does that have to do with weight? :-)
<15> hi
<16> why does [torgo] have his people come here when he aint ever here when they come here lol
<8> his people? Is he some kind of religious leader or something? :)
<5> Yes.
<5> [Torgo], High Priest of the Holy Order of Domapi. >:-P
<17> And holder of the sacred chalise of the letter T
<5> Ah yes, that too.
<16> :D
<5> And probably the son of the fifth house of something too. :-P
<16> he is mentioned in the quaran too
<16> lol domAPI left awe
<18> Hello skudetto
<3> brb
<3> leaving now, bye
<19> hi ppl
<18> Hello sk8ing, Ro^
<19> hell o :)
<19> VaranG|aN, can u help me with a question ?
<18> anyone can help you here.. just ask... I'm not quite good on javascript
<19> oh kewl, i just a doubt about a site:
<19> http://www.looptackle.com/websites/looptackle/sd_page/312/1/index.php?
<19> how the hell can i do that kind of loaders for images?
<19> :s
<19> i've been searching at google, but nothing found
<0> think they have an api for that
<0> buddy of mine was using it
<19> oh
<0> look up lightbox
<19> ok
<3> salut
<3> i mean: back
<3> :)
<19> founded!! thanks a lot impatient
<19> :D



<0> ya
<17> impatient, are you going to share your wizard-ness with the rest of the world so that we can worship you like we did [Torgo] before he came online?
<2> who-what now?
<17> Hahaha. Before you came on this morning NeoFu7ure asked "why does [torgo] have his people come here when he aint ever here when they come here lol"
<17> Then DomAPI quit so we all had to laugh.
<2> well, i can certainly start people to NOT come here :P
<17> I sent a pic of it (cause I wasn't logging at the time) to support@domapi.com.
<2> why?
<17> Cause I figured you'd get it and laugh.
<20> lol
<2> http://www.domapi.com/index.cfm?action=chat
<2> there's your reason
<17> LOL
<21> is that cheeto man still here from this morning?
<17> :)
<22> question: I have a page, which loads, and at the end calls a "processing page" via windows.location. On the main page, I have a animated "Processing..." gif. Strangely, the gif and all graphics on the page do no display... any ideas?
<3> on IE only right?
<3> works with firefox
<22> yeah.. on IE
<22> why is that?
<22> and.. is there a fix for that?
<22> anyone know why my graphics don't show in IE if window.location called at end of script?
<5> You're like a guy showing a mechanic a photo of his car and asking why it doesn't work.
<2> MitchM, err... maybe because that loads a new url?
<23> anyone mind ***isting with a general web app architecture question?
<23> basically, I consider myself worthy since I have been working with javascript for so long.. not really logical, I know
<5> Just state the problem already.
<23> I am developing apps for an intranet and really considering trashing a web interface for one of my departments
<23> and going over to excel on the front end, talking to a PHP middleware, with a db on the backend
<2> yuck!
<23> I'm looking for any reasons why this is a bad idea
<23> other than the fact it is a M$ front ended solution
<23> that is, I would be writing lots and lots of proprietary VBA in the excel sheets
<2> good gravy
<2> why even bother with php then? just use Access
<23> honestly.. after doing web development for so long.. it just feels like a stupid solution.. but damn if it doesn't seem to fit the situation
<2> oh, and hand in your homemade programmer card at the door
<23> access..lol. I'm not THAT crazy
<23> php is a wonderful lang to implement lots of middleware db querying and business logic
<2> i'd respect you more than if you used excel
<23> honestly, it kinda follows the AJAX or XML/SOAP model
<23> excel is great at acting as a dumb web client
<2> yeah, but you could much easier hook up an access application directly to your db
<23> with requests and responses working fine over HTTP
<2> and use views/stored proces as middleware
<22> Torgo: Maybe, but if I right click and select show picture it shows up.
<22> so.. is there a way to delay things until the image is completely loaded?
<23> Torgo.. this is for people who are comfortable with excel (more than access)
<2> MitchM, use the onload event then
<22> How?
<2> www.google.com
<22> does onload wait for page to load or does it execute before the page is loaded?
<2> would be mightly useless if it fired before it loaded
<2> it's not called onbeforeload, is it
<22> ok.. true.. thanks ..
<23> [Torgo].. thanks for the input.. I feel like I need to be talked out of this idea.. but it just seems to 'fit'
<2> img tags have onload events too if you don't want to wait for the whole page
<23> I'll be hanging around if anything comes to mind as to why this is BAD, BAD, and then some more BAD
<2> matthew_w, i use Flex fo these types of things now
<23> Adobe Flex
<23> ?
<2> correct
<22> didn't see an onload for the img.. let me check
<23> will read up on it.. thanks
<2> http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/workshop/author/dhtml/reference/objects/img.asp
<2> under events
<22> great.. except now the page freezes when it gets redirected. including the animated gif. :/
<22> I really need to have this page display while the processing is going on, but when I include the processing php on the same page, it take presidnce over the html displaying.
<2> iframes are the way to go here


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