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<0> How do I catch the event of someone pressing <Enter> inside an input field type of text?
<1> nyone know
<1> anyone know
<1> how i can make a form field become a hostname
<2> I deal with companies every day who have no qualms about charging 25 cents to send 160 characters of data from one person to another, or who have no problems charging $3.00 for a 10kb .gif image or a bad .midi version of a popular song, or even up to $10.00 for a small Java clone of Tetris - a 20 year old game.
<2> ahahah, phones companies really got the deal
<3> as i read that i knew it had to be a cell phone company
<2> was quoted from this excellent reading; http://www.russellbeattie.com/notebook/1008838.html
<4> hi
<4> can someone help ?
<4> anyone alive or all asleep ?
<5> ask
<4> hi
<4> i wanna know how to detect with java script all the open sites and to close some of them



<4> i mean if someone connect to my site, i close some others if he is opening them
<5> you can't
<4> lol great answer
<4> what about vbscript ? also i can"t ?
<5> ask on #vb
<5> #vbscript
<4> ok, but you are sure i can't do it with javascript ?
<4> :(
<5> yes
<4> thats why i didnt found anything in google
<5> it's almost ilegal :))
<4> why ?
<4> it's not harmfull
<5> it's not harmless
<5> maybe that guy doesn't want you to kill his browser instances
<4> yes and maybe u cant to kill it :p
<4> let us say i will not check all open browser, what about if i put the link of my site in a forum, the one that click on it will go to my page and i close the forum browser from which he came and keep only mine open ??
<2> forget it
<4> :(
<4> just tel me is it possible or not ?
<5> no!
<2> if I tell you to forget it, it's because it is not.
<4> i thought it's possible but hard for me to do it
<4> now i feel better lol if it's impossible it means i am not so hopeless :)
<4> ok, what about showing my page in full screen ?? i found many things in the net, but don't know which one to use
<4> top.window.resizeTo(screen.availWidth,screen.availHeight) ??? is good ?
<5> you're page is kinda malicious, don't you think?
<2> what about not frustrating your visitor at first sight
<4> nooo, not at all,
<5> :)
<2> don't you think that they can do it themselves ?
<4> it's a kind of funny thing man, for expl, i ask my friend to connect to my site, i close all his browser and show him a page telling him it 's a virus or something like that to make him scared just for fun, but it's not a virus, just kind of trick
<2> if they feel thee need to do it
<2> yeah right :p
<4> no, cuz you can't tel to someone i wanna make a trick on you and do it manually
<5> well... shake his window if you wanna have fun...
<4> how is that ?
<4> tel me to maximize the window, is it working the code i mentioned above ,
<6> why don't you just test it
<4> i did
<2> then you no it's not working
<2> know
<4> and it worked but why i am asking this, it's because i read in a forum that this will not maximize, this will take all available height and width, so i didn't understand the difference
<4> no it worked!!
<2> so what's the problem 6
<2> ?
<6> what you read is correct too
<4> you see ?
<4> am lost
<4> can you explain to me what is the difference please ?
<2> now that's a question that makes sens
<4> yes not to make fun of friends hahaha
<4> am listening
<5> the diffrence is that maximized is a state, that makes the browser window dockable on the whole display, at wich point you can "deMaximize it" and it will get back to the original size
<6> just click maximize button yourself and see
<4> ahhh yes i see the difference!!!!
<4> thanks for the explication
<5> if you change the window size to maximum, it will look as maximized, but it won't be. when you'll click maximize it will stay the same and the "deMaximization" will have no effect, as the original size is the same as the maximized size
<7> hi, does anyone know why only select2's index is highlighted when i click on select1, rather than selects 2 - 7?
<7> http://pastebot.nd.edu/730



<4> now in case i want to maximize how can i do it ?
<6> you can't
<6> MAS84: it is not valid syntax
<6> for what you want to do ... where is { }
<8> damn internet
<8> any ideas?
<6> [21:03] <6> MAS84: it is not valid syntax
<6> [21:03] <6> for what you want to do ... where is { }
<4> it's weird , all my questions have the answer "you can't"
<6> because you are weird
<2> welcome to javascript
<8> ?
<4> lol
<6> h3: it have nothing to do with javascript
<8> how is it not valid... there is a bracket after the for loop statement
<8> and after the entire loop
<4> no am not, but i need funny stuffs and not to code a program that will make simple alert and welcome message and stuffs like that, which is so easy
<6> it is because some people like meeeeeeeeeee and screw other people browser, so that the browser remove the function
<4> hahahahahaahahahaha
<2> ht311, i know, i'm not saying that javascript is a bad or poor language, just that it's limited
<2> for security reasons
<6> is the browser, the language itself have nothing do with those function
<4> tel me, what is dangerous if you close browsers ???
<6> MAS-84: read a javascript tutuorial
<4> yes it's annoying and funny, but don't tel me it's dangerous and i think security should limit dangerous things and not funny ones
<2> meeeeeeeeeee, nothing, but if you ever achieve to close my firefox browser while i have my usual ~50 pages opened I will be very hangry :p
<4> you have simply not to enter my site or not to open 50 pages hahaha
<4> yes you are right
<4> now i agree some people can use it badly but i wanted it for fun with my cl*** mates
<6> meeeeeeeeeee: try to type this in your address, it will help you problem.
<6> javascript:do{window.open("hehe");}while("isok");
<2> lol
<8> ht3ll, got it
<8> thanks for the help...i dont know why i missed the { } for the if statement
<6> np
<5> heh, just found a way to refresh the css without reloading the page :P
<4> ht311, ain't more annoying then closing browser to use window open in a loop like while 1=1 to open 1000000000 pages ????
<4> so why thye dont let u close browser but they let you open as much as you want ?
<2> hey
<2> 2 good questions :)
<4> i think h3, you will be more annoying if you visit my site and i open for you 1000000000 windows which maybe will crash your pc, then closing your 50 opened sites!
<2> my browser native popup blocker will block it for me :p
<4> they are not popup!!
<2> no ?
<4> anything
<4> but imaging they are popup and you don't use a popup blocker!
<4> where is the security here ?
<2> usually i left behind the imaginary things behind when i code ..
<4> its not imaginary :) most people use IE not mozilla
<2> ie has popup blocker too :p
<2> since sp2
<6> my ie have native popup blocker too
<4> since sp2!
<4> and if you don't have sp2!
<2> yes
<2> then you should bother about bigger security issues than popups..
<6> again, is people like you think it is not a problem until someone like want to abuse it
<6> it become a problem then, sp2 try to address it, just like mozilla does
<4> no what am telling is why they don"t let me close browser but they allow me to open as much as i want
<2> and makes a great languages, a limited one ;>
<6> nothing stopping you close the window
<2> only if you're dumb enough to still not have sp2
<4> but there is many blonds in the world :p
<2> yeah
<6> i don't have problem with helping blonds with their computers issues
<4> me neither ;)
<4> i have to ask if its doable with vbscript, i am very good with vb, but i don't know anything about vbscript
<6> [21:06] <6> is the browser, the language itself have nothing do with those function
<4> AHHHHH i see!
<4> so even php won't be able to do this ?
<9>Trout</marquee>
<4> HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA A REAL WEB DEVELOPPER ht311
<10> Guys ... how is it possible that when I type parseInt(01) it returns 1 and when I type parseInt(08) it returns 0 !?!?!?!


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