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<0> well check for dataimput/datainput steam
<0> and or the methods of bufferreader/writer
<1> yes that's what i used.
<1> anyway thanx for ur time
<1> goodbye.
<2> hi
<2> anybody on?
<3> what are the image requirements for the image p***ed to setIconImage? I p***ed it a 16 x 16 gif image and it doesn't show it as the icon
<4> morning
<5> Hello
<5> anyone ?
<6> 'lo
<5> Hello
<5> I need help :/
<6> whats the problem?



<5> I have 2 questions to answer, and I have to send them by the next hour :/ and I know nothing. they're pretty simple, but I cant do them
<6> Sounds like an exam in progress...
<5> haha, nahh.
<5> homework
<5> I dont think they let you go online from exams.
<5> yeah, but I was still hoping someone would have the heart.
<6> ask away - try me.
<5> ok :)
<5> Write a method int countArraySequencesByN (int[] arr, int n) that counts sequences of the same type of length n in an array of integers in which the n integers form a rising or falling sequence with differences of one between successive elements. These number sequences may overlap one another
<5> for example, an array of 1,2,3,7,4,5,6,7 will result 2.
<6> doesn't sound too hard.
<5> if you know java. I know nothing.
<6> do you know math?
<5> Sure.
<6> I'm guessing you should have leanrt at least looping by now...
<5> :/
<6> looping,logic, and math is all you need.
<5> would it... be much if I had asked you to, well, walk me through or even write it and explain ? :)
<6> yes it would be.
<5> :(
<5> <- this girl is really in trouble
<5> what if I say, please ? :)
<5> I know I've got to learn it, but, you know, sometimes in life you're just in the point where you need this kind of help.. without "teaching you it's wrong"..
<5> so i'm begging, if i should say, please help me.
<6> what would I say? mmm, beyond "got norks?" or "this girls called bob?" :)
<6> theres also times in your life where you just have to say "sorry mom, I failed.."
<5> well, not helping is one thing, but making fun of me, is even worse.
<6> Oh I'm sorry :( But that wasn't making fun... now if you want that... :)
<6> But no - we don't do homework for people.
<7> ZorEn is guy or gal?
<5> what's next, the size of my bra ?
<7> oh... is guy... for me... if u r guy... that is simple question... and u should be able to solved it... for gals... their programming skill will be a bit lower... so i will help...
<5> I'm a female, by the way.
<5> not that I thought it has anything to do with help, but thanx :)
<5> (I mean if you're willing to help)
<7> for the gals i know... normally i help... however... for the guys i know.. i only guide... for the lier... i just say "go back study and ask ur lecturer"
<5> :)
<5> ok.. so, should I ask my question
<5> ?
<5> oh, another man who wanted to make fun of me.
<6> well, you shouldn't leave your homework so late.
<5> talios, I asked for help, not for an educator. I'm sure you make mistakes, too, sometimes.
<6> yes but you basically said "i need this done in one hour..."
<8> ZorEn: how much java do you actually know? do you know how to write a loop? I'm sure you must know a little more than nothing. people here might be willing to help you learn another thing or two, but I doubt anyone will just write it for you.
<6> yes, I've made mistakes and **** in the past, but never asked outright for others to do things for me, concepts maybe.
<5> I am not, but think what you want to think, and say what you want to say. and when you're in trouble, and nobody wants to help... well.
<5> anyway, thanks a lot and forget it.
<6> hell - I get that from my boss :( ;p
<9> Creating Java (jars) to executable files (like .exe), speeds the execution time up, huh? No JVM to hag all memory, etc?
<5> help
<8> ZorEn: did you see my question regarding how much java (loops, etc.) you actually do know?
<6> Bouncy, not really.
<5> dd_, sorry I didnt
<5> dd_: I dont know anything :/
<6> Bouncy, 99% of those .exe makers just wrapped or embed a jvm.
<6> marginal speed increase either.
<6> theres a write up on the FAQ site
<10> or just use the jvm on the system
<10> yeh but its down for me, I was about to link him to it
<8> ZorEn: so you don't know how to write "hello, world", or even how to run the compiler?



<11> oops
<11> dd_: no, i dont
<6> <8> ZorEn: so you don't know how to write "hello, world", or even how to run the compiler?
<6> ZorEn, so how long have you been in this java cl***?
<11> talios: it just started
<6> and you have an hour to answer those questions? I find that odd.
<11> talios: you're not going to help, are you ?
<6> no. no i'm not.
<11> so whats the point asking me all these questions anyway ?
<6> theres nothing on tv :)
<8> ZorEnn: I'm sorry, but if you don't even know how to run the compiler, then there's nothing we can do to help you in the next hour short of just writing the entire ***ignment for you.
<5> dd_: I dont need to run the compiler, just write a text file
<5> dd_: would you do it, its very simple ? :)
<8> ZorEn: if you don't compile it, how do you know whether you got it right? even if you knew Java you'd be using a compiler.
<5> I can run it .. java file.java
<5> :)
<6> no you can't
<6> that doesn't work
<5> why nort
<6> cause it needs to be compiled first.
<10> talios just btw, is the site down for u too?
<10> just checking my connection is fubared
<6> dead
<10> thanks
<10> not touched hibernate yet, going to start using it in next few months
<6> I think its my postgresql config - freshly reinstalled box
<10> finally moved to Java 1.5...stupid legacy systems here
<6> we're still stuck on 1.4 currently. really want to move to 1.5
<10> yeh we've just moved, not allowed to use 1.5 specific stuff yet incase it breaks
<10> JBoss 4 in a few weeks too, fun.
<6> RedBossHat!
<10> so I see :-/
<10> damn u
<6> well, more *yay* at getting rid of the evil BMP EJBs
<6> jboss was toooooo heavy for 6 BMPs ;p
<10> heh
<12> i'm gay
<12> and bored
<10> hm
<12> and that's why i sit here all day eating pizzaz thinking I'm such a superman
<12> but
<12> i'm gay
<10> to your doppleganger not sure thats allowed
<12> and I sweat a lot, too
<12> and its been years since i shaved... my back
<10> heh
<10> .tr .. que surprise, 45% trouble on irc from .tr, 45% from .ro
<12> it depends how you define trouble
<10> spam, abuse, idiotic behaviour etc
<12> and you think talios is behaving in a nice way,
<10> I've not seen him be abusive or spam or behave like an idiot, no.
<12> I think you need to redefine the meaning of trouble. sitting up there on a mountain that doesn't exist, in real life he would be already laughed at.
<10> he kicked u for being an idiot, he's hardly in an 'ivory tower' for that.
<12> we dont blah blabh while telling he's bored and thats why he only asks questions and doesnt answer.
<10> I dont remember anyone here being paid to answer your questions?
<12> I would pay.
<10> if people aren't helping u maybe u should ask nicer/look elsewhere.
<12> but
<12> thats not the point i'm trying to deliever.
<10> u couldnt afford him.
<6> this also isn't a help channel.
<10> read the FAQ (when its back up).
<6> Question 1: When will the FAQ be back? :)
<10> I dont generally respond to trolls, but some of them really get on my wick, thinking that people are hear to submit to their questions/demands and aspecting help even with a barrage of abuse
<10> grrr
<13> Deano|Wrk: *hugs*
<10> ta wolfey
<6> hrm, postgresql is poked when enabling tcpip connections.


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