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<0> lol :-)
<1> 'lo Rob_uknow , talden, Lion-O
<2> hello
<0> Howdy!
<3> Hi there...
<2> we got x
<3> Hi X
<3> Nice to see ya.
<0> carefull not to smother it ;-)



<3> Yep, you've seen those TV forensics... They'll find virtual DNA and have you locked up inside a commercial hour.
<3> Of course they'll abuse some technical buzzwords and act all intense and conflicted for half of it.
<3> Most of the other half is adverts.
<2> never seen it
<3> Name any crime show on TV these days...
<2> csi
<0> law & order :)
<2> columbo
<3> There's an excellent example. That's exactly the kind of pseudotechnobabblicious crap I'm talking about.
<2> so?
<3> So based on their version of pseudo (insert ad break here) science talios had better be careful... He's almost certain to be found guilty of smothering X... although there'll probably be a foreign crime syndicate and an evil twin implicated along the way.
<2> its not science fact
<3> talios - bah, they'll disprove that with a too-pretty nerd and some reverse scrolling C code and some babble about redirecting servers.
<3> talios - they may even get time to talk about overclocking a hard drive and IM'ing his CPU on a social website... (man their techo-babble writers are bad).
<1> heh
<1> or they'll zoom in on the flickr photo to find a street sign in the reflection of a childs sungl***es of a street sign that clearly puts the photo as being in x-ville.
<2> and the photo happens to be only 320x200
<3> Yup... gotta love that infinite zoom all you need is that field agent who just happens to also moonlight writing the worlds best 'image enhancement algorithms'.
<3> Totally makes us look bad...
<3> Manager: But come on, this guy on TV did it and he's only an actor.
<2> union against unrealistic software features
<2> uausf
<3> I'll sign.
<3> Let's see them pronounce that one on TV.
<4> Hi all. I've got a complex task and was wondering if anyone cared to comment on it. I need a two-way communication between applet and web server. I want to serialize object, p*** it through javascript (on a form and post if from applet, on a form and read if from web server) and desirealize it on the other end. Anyone done anything like this?
<5> The unions at work are actually threatening to strike in a few weeks ;)
<5> I highly doubt it will actually go that far, but it's an ammusing idea.. the non-labour unions virtually never go on strike.. the academics union weren't even sure of the procedure ;)
<2> crap
<5> Rob_uknow: bouncy..
<2> alt+z closes the window in mirc
<2> alt+Z is also the hotkey for a tool I use
<5> well look at that..
<5> Rob_uknow: ah. the solution is obvious. You need a new IRC client. ;)
<2> nah
<2> maybe another hotkey
<5> yeah, that is another option I suppose ;)
<5> hmm.. this EAP is very eapish..
<6> im using System.arraycopy(array, count, tempSort, 0, array.length - count);



<6> how can i move 0-count elements to the end? :o
<7> copy?
<6> well arent they lost? :o
<3> You'll need temporary space if you don't want to overwrite
<7> no clue what you are saying
<6> ay, thats what i thought :o
<6> array { "---", "---", "hi", "2" ,"u" } ---> {"hi", "2" ,"u", "---", "---" }
<6> thats what im trying to do.. in good way..
<6> because Arrays.sort() places --- in the beginning of the array and i want it in the end..
<3> Okay that bit I don't get... where did Arrays.sort come into this?
<6> =D
<6> im using arrays.sort to sort list[]
<6> arrays.sort places --- in the beginning of the array
<6> and i need to move them to the end..
<6> or, somehow make it sort correctly from scratch..
<8> replace the "---" with "zzzz", sort, then rereplace?
<8> evil hack...
<6> wouldnt work =)
<6> cause im using :P
<8> so?
<6> before i just used ~ instead of - which did the trick..
<6> smsie.. z < ..
<6> so it would be sorted incorrectly :p
<8> raki: shouldn't be. Does Arrays.sort not allow you to set a locale?
<6> yes..
<6> thats why i can sort with ..
<8> ah
<8> p*** it a Comparator
<6> but i have no idea how to add to the locale that "-" is largest..
<8> http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.5.0/docs/api/java/util/Arrays.html#sort(T[],%20java.util.Comparator)
<8> then you have to write a cl*** which implements Comparator which you can p*** to it
<8> you only have to write two methods...it shouldn't be all that hard
<6> can u help ?=)
<7> !apidocs
<9> The API documentation for the Java standard libraries ( download at http://java.sun.com/docs/ ) lists ALL cl***es (see link "All Cl***es") and ALL methods (see link "Index"): http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.5.0/docs/api/overview-summary.html
<0> nice
<8> no, I'm afraid I can't
<8> hint: you can leverage the compareTo(String) method already in the String cl***, and just specialcase the cases you care about
<8> alternatively, leverage Collator.compare(String, String), ehich will consider locale when orderng
<8> I suspect you'll still have to specialcase "---" though
<8> to be fair, Collators are awkward to use at first
<8> there's probably a trail about them though...Sun are good at providing trails for hard to use stuff
<8> bouncy bot :)
<8> who wrote it? I used the jibble framework once...nice thing
<8> raki: start at: http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/i18n/text/collationintro.html
<8> the truth is out there :)
<6> hah..


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