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<0> i new here
<1> Bin Laden ?
<0> im from dominican republic
<2> look what the cat dragged in. Yo smsie :)
<3> heya
<3> I may as well ask here
<3> is there a way to find out what number was just used in an auto_incrementing column in mysql?
<3> ie: if I do: "INSERT INTO SOMETABLE VALUES()" (specifically via jdbc) can I get at the value of ID that was just auto-allocated?
<3> stmt.executeUpdate(query);
<0> mm
<0> heu
<0> hei
<4> have you asked in #sql
<0> which java version i need for applications client/server with sql
<3> tried #mysql over in freenode. All several-hundred of them are asleep :(
<4> the current jdk 5.0



<5> I wish eclipse was faster
<4> jdbc has been part of the j2se all along (since jdk1.2)
<5> I suppose I don't have enough dram
<3> if I have to, I'll keep a record of the last that was allocated and increment it myself. I'd prefer to use the capability the database provides though
<0> ooooook
<3> snooplsm: eclipse loves you if you give it more ram :)
<5> Can I ask someone about design patterns
<5> i have 512 on this laptop and i guess i need another stick
<3> snooplsm: this desktop has 768 and I wish it was 2G. You can always use more memory :)
<5> of course
<5> too bad people give me gift cards to best buy, 50 dollars is useless in that place
<3> hmm
<3> google rules :)
<3> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/cj-retrieve-autoinc.html
<2> smsie: do keep in mind that 5 is a little different from the earlier MySQL versions. No idea what you're using right now but... 5.0...
<6> hahahahahaha
<6> how are you
<6> hahahahahahaha
<6> you are wonderful
<4> no cut the nonsense ok ?
<4> now
<4> ta
<7> be happy am back.
<7> hope am not scratching the silence in here
<4> calm down and sticjk to the topic please, you don't have enough friends in here to get away with silly games
<4> do you use java at all?
<7> sure, i know some java
<7> but why it's so quiet
<7> ?
<3> Lion-O: yeah, 5
<3> looking like the maecanism has changed somewhat
<2> smsie: *nod*
<3> I can use what that page says, but my gut tells me it's a race vondition waiting to bite me on the ***
<7> hahahhahhahahahahahahaa, anyway faggots, you're not more than some ****ing ***holes. i just joined here because i know some idiots of you. especially this calchas. calchas by the way, do ypu practice being this stupid
<7> hahahaha
<3> I'm not sure what the scope of LAST_INSERT_ID(); is
<7> not you can ban me you little ****ing idiot
<7> calchas you little irish girl
<7> hahah
<7> you little sissie
<7> sissy **
<2> in a way my home channel #linux and this one have a lot alike. Epesh used to visit on a regular basis and we're pestered with "not too clued" people every now and then.
<7> calchas what is wrong, you're still reading what i've written
<7> damn
<7> calchas you should go join a reading school
<7> how comes you're in java channel
<7> you're not more than a little queef poking fish
<7> lol
<7> i like it when i insult an idiot, and he doesn't know how to reacts about it
<7> Lion-O **** off you too
<7> i don't want to see you writing in the channel you little piece of ****
<2> then learn how to use your irc client and hit ignore, just like I'm doing right now.
<2> otherwise you'll be out of luck.
<7> Lion-O hahah, what the ****
<7> Lion-O **** off you little bastard
<2> smsie: Isn't it possible to keep the table automaticly sorted so that whenever you insert a value you simply grab the last value? Still, thats still more SQL than Java related I suppose.
<7> Lion-O damn this table
<7> cut it off you bastard
<7> damn i don't accept that you discuss such subjects in this channel
<7> this channel is a chatting channel



<7> so cut it off
<3> Lion-O: this table will eventually have something on the order of 1.6million rows. That's not really sane :)
<2> smsie: *nod* It figures. oh well.
<3> Lion-O: looks like I can get a SQLWarning object and parse that to get the id used. Having trouble getting google to tell me how exactly I can parse it though
<2> smsie: you are talking about java.sql.SQLWarning here, right? Because that should be in the JDK specifications..
<3> Lion-O: yeah, it is.
<3> Lion-O: the problem is that it's an Exception
<3> it isn't clear to me how I'm supposed to get to it
<3> ah, Statement.getWarnings() (I think)
<7> znabela hey you slut
<7> she's the channel's slut as i know
<7> isn't shi
<7> she
<3> I think misnight is too late to be trying to learn how to do this :(
<2> smsie: I can't help wonder how you plan to use this to get a next ID in that incremental field.
<3> Lion-O: the next ID is output as part of the warning chain apparently
<3> Lion-O: when I look at it tomorrow, I'll have a look and see what I need to parse out
<2> smsie: *nod*. Sounds intruiging enough IMO, I'm still at the start of diving into SQL / jdbc access myself.
<8> Hi, if i use FileWriter for create a new file, it's possible to create it on the source of this project?
<9> you want your program to dump its own source into a file?
<8> no i want to create a file to the root of the project
<10> u can create a file wherever u want
<10> just put a relative or absolute path
<8> by default ak the root...
<9> if you don't specify a path, the file will be created in your current directory when you run the program
<8> what ever where the folder, i want a default folder and this folder is the root of the project
<8> uppe i know but i can't because when i am on an another drive, the default folder is $@#$ crazy!!!
<3> use System.getProperty(user.dir);
<3> that's the corrent working directory
<3> I don't think there's any way to get the directory where the .cl*** is (unless it's in args[]
<8> nice thx
<8> user is a variable...or???
<11> I'm having problems with the Eclipse Visual Editor plugin.
<11> I believe that it is installed correctly, but I don't get the menu options I expect
<12> hi
<12> wow, irc is dead tonight
<13> hola
<13> como estan ?
<12> hi
<14> hi i'm having trouble running a cl***
<14> for some reason it says it can't find it but i compile it just fine...
<14> root@jack:/tmp/commons-httpclient# javac -cl***path /tmp/commons-httpclient/commons-httpclient.jar HttpClientTutorial.java
<14> root@jack:/tmp/commons-httpclient# java -cl***path /tmp/commons-httpclient/commons-httpclient.jar HttpClientTutorial
<14> Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoCl***DefFoundError: HttpClientTutorial
<14> root@jack:/tmp/commons-httpclient# java -cp /tmp/commons-httpclient/commons-httpclient.jar HttpClientTutorial
<14> Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoCl***DefFoundError: HttpClientTutorial
<14> woops
<14> sorry about the paste...
<15> Hi, I have a little problem with a switch statement...I have to compare some word length... < 3, == 3,... >8 ! how I can do ?
<16> can i use onmouseover in style sheets?
<5> i think so
<5> case word.size() < 3
<5> case word.size()==3
<5> case word.size()>8
<5> default
<17> is it possibile to readline form a txt file in J2ME ?
<18> anyone ready to try my java game?
<18> :))
<3> gah, java can be annoyinglyt obtuse at times
<3> how can calling ResultSet.setLong(1,1); cause a null pointer exception?
<19> ehm, that code isn't even valid
<3> updateLOng I mean, sorry
<3> rset.updateLong(NAME, getName());
<3> is the actual code
<3> getName() is returning 1
<19> then rset is null
<3> hmm
<3> never thought of that
<3> yep, that's it
<3> thanks
<3> I need to check the return value of rset.next() and move to the insert row if it's false
<3> excellent, that works
<3> well, it doesn't, but now it's failing for different reasons :)
<19> k


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