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<0> har har
<0> why arent you mark?
<1> ohh crash saved!
<1> electricity just went out
<1> and again
<0> hail rupert
<2> indeed
<2> i didn't save my crash... but the power is on now, and the heater is back to MEDIUM :(
<0> how do you set your sparc to MEDIUM ?
<2> heh
<3> I think sparc's are always set to medium.. they dont have a FAST
<4> HeppyCat: cuz someone else is
<5> http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=112740&highlight=found+in+cars
<5> haha some crazy stories in there
<0> damnyankee: but they do have a HOT



<2> HOLY CRAP ! i do suspect i haven't eaten meat for a week !
<2> work... l8r
<6> wtf
<0> speeding 1-9mph over the limit in a construction zone is a $94 fine
<0> **** ***
<6> did you get nabbed?
<3> yes it is.
<3> speeding in a construction zone isnt cool.
<0> nah
<0> reading the docket
<0> but 1mph over!
<0> $94
<0> + court costs
<3> speeding in a construction zone isnt cool.
<3> Ive worked along the side of the road. Puting my life at risk just becasue your late is very uncool.
<0> but 1 mph
<0> my speedometer might be 2 mph off
<0> and i think im going under it
<7> $94 + court costs + fixing your spedometer.
<3> Its your responcability to ensure that your equipment functions properly.
<0> not exactly damnyankee
<3> Yes exactly.
<0> consumer vehicles speedometers are nto certified
<3> you want to drive a car, then you need to make sure it works.
<0> there are acceptable tolerances
<0> meaning: they are not entirely accurate
<3> are you in the US HeppyCat?
<0> yeah
<0> mine is 3-4 mph off
<0> says im going faster than i really am though
<3> then you should get it fixed, or not drive so close to the speedlimit
<0> they wont fix it
<0> it's within the acceptale tolerance
<3> then dont drive so fast.
<0> heh i dont drive fasrt
<0> fast
<0> but thats not the point
<3> yes that is the point...
<8> i speed through crosswalks, construction zones, and never stop for funerals.
<3> by your nick im going to guess your an ambulance driver
<7> Looks like SOMEONE can't spell "da vinci".
<9> spelling depends on the country too
<9> but, its rr.com
<0> yay goin home
<10> +++Overley Terrifying Octarine Divide By Cucumber Error+++
<11> hmmm no mod_auth_radius"
<7> pinkerton: !
<6> hi
<6> whats up?
<7> Not much.
<7> You?
<6> same
<6> just got some beer
<6> work is really ****ing right now
<7> =(
<12> hello
<13> :)
<10> kenneth
<8> someone killed kenny?
<10> no, that doesn't make me horny



<8> wtf?!?
<10> brb - library
<8> any idea why wine doesn't show up as a dep for google's picasa?
<10> wtf are you asking me for? narf!
<8> pull my finger.
<8> nah.
<5> go for pinkArton
<8> man, i'm just ****ing around.
<5> me too :)
<8> have you played with picasa on linux? i thought it was native.
<13> :
<13> wine
<8> pretend didn't say **** about wine.
<13> only Google Earth
<5> hah
<13> native..
<8> yeah... earth i knew was native.
<13> :
<11> The reasons I like gentoo: optimized 64 bit installs without lots of issues... and I can sit here looking REAL busy with my eyes closed while it installs things
<14> lol
<14> thats good
<13> :)
<10> =]
<11> ps -A | grep term | wc -l
<11> 32
<15> &21
<16> ps -A | grep term | wc -l
<16> 0
<16> ?
<16> whats term really?
<16> xtreminals open?
<16> ehh
<10> I just picked a very drunk irish bloke up
<15> Gurkan, was he any fun?
<10> Sorry no, I'm still sore from last time.
<15> ah
<10> master?
<17> pwahaha
<10> Well, thankfully I was able to reprogram those cyborgs at the last minute, and send them off to do HORRIBLE THINGS to the humans.
<5> Gurkan, you know your asking for an *** raping
<5> and on that note, an egg and eggo sounds bomb
<5> bbiab
<15> mack_sim, mack me
<17> ?
<15> mack me slm
<17> ?
<2> you say balls
<2> ?
<2> i say balls infinity !
<17> ballz
<2> wheres th music ?
<17> where the dancers are
<17> always
<4> theBear: On my hard disk.
<4> im off to play some b*** then go put a new clutch in this guys truck
<2> **** me i'm a bit drunk.... didn't beat up any women tonight, but damn iwas cloose
<2> AHAHAHHAHAAAA !@ that silenced you ****s didn't it ?!???!1
<10> Why am i so amazing?
<18> gurkan: -,-
<17> yep
<17> but I doubt more silence is what this channel needs
<17> anyways, I sympathize. gonad trouble is always the worst
<2> with a chainsaw
<18> gonad?!
<18> gurkan: whats gonad?
<18> gurkan: speak up plz.
<10> Coffee!
<6> Gurkan courtmartial theBear


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