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<0> good luck with that...
<0> I wouldn't suggest Gentoo to a n00b unless they really wanted to get their hands dirty. I'd suggest something like Ubuntu...
<1> sounds like a happy cat
<2> can anyone tell me the possible reasons why a hlds server with no other parameters would default to 127.0.0.1?
<3> hey! I was talking to you!
<3> heya
<4> moanin
<5> ite
<5> err nite even
<4> laates
<3> Hay john1008.
<3> pop



<6> Bitches.
<4> Sluts.
<6> Mornin.
<4> wuzzup today zaei
<6> I dono.
<6> I'm thinking about being lazy today.
<6> My project got an extension, so it's due friday night instead of tomorrow night...
<6> And it's almost done.
<4> cool
<4> you going to have it done by tomorrow night anyway?
<6> Yah.
<4> cool
<6> I've got another one due sunday night that I haven't started, though =/
<4> i always get in trouble when i put stuff off
<4> d'oh
<3> YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!
<6> Yeah =(
<6> I figure I'll work that one friday afternoon and saturday and sunday, so it shouldn't be an issue.
<7> ugh
<7> that didn't work out too well
<4> hey mr pinky
<7> hi
<4> constipated?
<7> no
<7> the no nicotine thing
<4> ah
<4> heh
<3> -_-
<4> well, a couple actually
<6> pinkerton: =(
<7> hah
<7> gonna try again may 9th when sara is done with school
<7> gonna use quiting aids as well
<6> You should try smoking fewer per day.
<7> plus i'm downsizing the number of smokes per day as well
<7> heh
<6> Yah, yah.
<7> only had 2 so far
<6> And eat a lot.
<7> normaly i would have had or 6
<7> no
<7> eating is teh devil
<6> No =P
<4> hah
<6> Eat a carot instead of smoking =P
<4> what kinda aids?
<6> carrot*
<4> nicotine replacement?
<6> Porn.
<7> patch
<7> i think
<4> hurmm
<7> still checking out it out
<4> the only time ive sucessfully quit
<4> i just quit
<7> um
<7> you still smoke HeppyCat
<7> you didn't quit :-p
<4> ive tried using patches and gum before



<4> i quit for a year
<4> id say that was pretty successful
<4> until i started back ;)
<7> heh yeah
<4> got a new job
<4> started takin breaks with the smokers
<4> it wasnt good
<7> yep
<7> that'll do it
<0> I've determined not to smoke again... been quit 3 months, 4 days, 10 hours and 27 minutes...
<4> awesome ectospasm
<4> the only way i was able to quit before
<0> I figure if I even have so much as a drag, I'll start smoking again.
<4> was i really didnt want to smoke any more
<4> and getting bronchitis helped
<0> I tried the patch for a few days... they seemed to make my cravings worse...
<4> thought about what my lungs looked like
<4> how bad everything smelled
<0> I have much better luck cold turkey
<4> and the surgeon general says that smoking causes impotence
<0> I've heard it actually makes your penis shrink (lack of oxygen, apparently)
<4> elevated blood pressure stresses the veins
<4> also causes a plaque like buildup
<0> in the penis? Yuck...
<4> yup
<0> I've got an interview for a temp job supporting Diebold voting machines... will I be selling my soul for taking the job??
<8> yes!
<8> those machine cheat
<4> eeewwwww
<0> I know they do... if I can make them cheat the way _I_ want them to, it may be advantageous to take the job (-:
<4> maybe you can switch over to their atm's
<4> then you can *really* cheat =)
<0> when's the last time your bank forgot about your ATM withdrawal?
<4> heh
<4> dont thnk that has ever happened
<0> OK... then why are the voting machines so hard to get right?
<8> because they don't make them right
<4> guess you havent read much about them
<0> I might mention that during the interview.
<4> you wont get the job
<0> It was a rhetorical question.
<8> the main reason why ATM work flawlessy is: printed record
<4> they wont release their code to the voting agencies
<4> they wont provide a paper trail
<0> I wrote a letter to my local paper, which they published, describing the problems with electronic voting machines (I did not mention Diebold specifically)
<4> they just refuse to make a decent voting machine
<0> Or, the CEO of Diebold has a vested interest in conservative parties.
<8> it shouln't be that hard...
<0> trade secrets my ***
<8> yeah... I didn't believed that trade secret part
<4> you can make a product for the public to use and then refuse to say how it works
<0> well, I *could* take the job and be a whistle blower, if I see anything nefarious...
<4> heh ectospasm, everyone already knows their machines are crap
<4> and are not legal under most states voting laws
<0> except for the politicians who buy them...
<4> oh they know
<4> they just dont care
<0> kickbacks and paybacks
<4> Lucent sues Microsoft in Xbox 360 patent clash
<4> sweet
<6> Hahaha.
<7> YAY!
<7> die!
<7> death to the monster!
<6> Oh please.
<6> This is like a papercut =P
<4> whaat
<3> GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!
<4> I HAVE LOST WEIGHT! MANUALLY!!
<3> Ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!
<6> So take it out.
<0> where'd you lose it? Do you want to find it again?
<4> uuhh
<4> you guys need to watch aqua teen


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