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<0> :D
<1> mmm i need tea :S
<1> wow looks like my conversation killing skills are still intact
<2> :P indeed nadez
<1> *glares*
<0> lol
<2> I was/am afk'ish to find out when those damn tax returns can be expected tho
<1> aha
<3> *quit
<4> Wilburn: seems like you're actually looking forward to receiving them..... ?
<5> !seen Ro_48_f
<2> bad : lets put it this way.... right now I am using a pentium1 100mhz, as soon as tax returns come in I have something better, so hell yes
<4> ah, I see Wilburn
<4> like .. I once read the definition of ''diplomat'', it read ''A diplomat is a person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually start looking forward to the trip.'' now if that is not paradoxical, I wouldn't know what would be..



<1> BadInfluence, Diplomacy is the art of letting people have your way ;)
<2> LOL, yeah, I heard that one too bad :P
<2> I'm kind of tempted to do my taxes through the instant cash program from H&R block, altho the fee is a bit high :P
<0> h&r block ****s ***
<4> ask a diplomat his favorite color .. and you'll hear something that sounds like .. ''plad''
<0> they always overcharge for everything
<2> kam : yeah :| but I hate waiting for my new puter, I'm too damn impatient
<0> haha I know that feeling.
<0> its not worth the fee tho.... just think of using that money that woulda been used to pay the fee as extra money to spend on your new computer
<2> I suppose you're right...
<0> I did that instant refund thing with them once... on a $900 return they charged me almost $200 for the instant
<2> kam : they charge 15% over the first $300, then 5% over the remaining part
<0> and then only gave me half of what was left of my return on the spot.... I had to wait like 2 months to get the second half
<0> then it musta changed, cuz I remember gettin charged almost 200.... this was also like 5 years ago
<2> damnit, at least in holland you could file your taxes online, download a free tool with everything in it, punch in the numbers and its done
<2> took me 5 minutes to do it
<1> Where are you now Wilburn?
<2> canada
<0> I've come across free websites that you can use to file... irs.gov will prolly lead you to em
<2> and here you have to BUY a program or fill out paperwork
<2> :P
<4> well, it's canaDUH
<2> uh huh
<4> :D
<2> well duh
<0> oh... canada... nm then
<1> ohh
<1> BadInfluence, first a sore throat and now feeling a hot banana....
<4> rofl Nadezhda`, I realized what I had done
<0> !addq * BadInfluence feels the hot-banana
<1> yeah you always realise afterwoulds
<4> oh dayum!! lol
<2> nope, too late :P
<0> Nadezhda`... how do you think he got the sore throat? :x
<4> Kam!! shup!! :P
<1> Kameleon`, hot bananas of course
<0> haha
<1> I have to admit though hot banana and milk is nice
<4> you DON'T get sore throat by just touching a hot-banana, dammit
<4> you guys have SO MUCH to learn
<0> !addq <1> I have to admit though hot banana and milk is nice
<2> I am starting to think the fees from H&R block are worth it
<2> brb
<1> BadInfluence, if its in your throat you do
<1> Kameleon`, whats soo funny about that lol?
<0> most ppl will take it outta context :D
<1> oh well for the record this time lol
<1> chopped up banana with milk put in a saucepan, cooked up makes a nice little snack
<1> its the one meal from when i was a baby i havn't outgrown
<1> Oki go back to your hot banana throat boy
<2> LOL @ nadez



<4> can't, it's chopped up already
<2> she chopped up your banana?
<1> obviously you got lock jaw :/
<0> poor BadInfluence
<0> afk
<2> lol
<4> a Sikh's doctor gives him some medicine and tells him to take the medicine with milk at night, the Sikh asks ''The right one, or the left?''
<4> :X
<1> oohh okkkk i get it \:|
<2> thats one sikh docter with a sickh patient ;)
<4> Nadezhda`: Confucious' said something in that regard.. let me remember ...
<4> reg. lockjaw : "He who kisses woman's *** get crack in jaw."
<1> If confucious had hands im sure he'd kill you already
<4> lol
<4> wb chmod^
<4> and wb MrFiXiT
<1> :S
<6> werd
<1> wb chmods
<1> i dunno why but for some reason then i imagined chmod^ like a lead umpaloompa :S
<1> and this is like the quote factory
<1> :S
<7> ty Nadezhda`
<4> umpaloompa?
<1> BadInfluence is like the bizare guy who runs it
<4> is that another one of those aussie slangs?
<1> No :/
<1> Im just ranting out of boredom
<1> and high excess energy
<6> umpaloompa - CHarlie and the Chocolate Factory.
<4> well, go for a walk, spend that pent up energy Nadezhda`
<8> he;;p heh
<8> hello even
<4> DonkeyPunch: ever typed '';p;'' when you wanted to type ''lol'' ?
<8> yeah or kik
<1> BadInfluence, i dunno about you, but when you are a small framed girl walking around at 5am in the complete dark isn't something im in the mood for
<1> though thats not to say i havn't done it
<4> DonkeyPunch: true, been there done that. heeh
<4> Nadezhda`: okay, you've convinced me it's not a good idea.
<4> so, what's the next best choice?
<8> yeah especially when youre drunk trolling for chat tail
<6> DonkeyPunch = ***pound?
<6> hmmm
<1> for the record my area is safe though
<6> I don't know if I'd like wearing that nick dude. :P
<1> BadInfluence, i dunno just sit and let it wear off lol
<6> jk btw
<8> with a punch to the back of the head
<1> grr i lost my nail file again
<9> !w 99507
<10> [99507] Anchorage, AK: Temperature (3F/-16C) Windchill (-4F/-20C) Conditions (Scattered Clouds)
<1> yay found it
<11> kinda chilly there omfg
<8> yeah ****s to live there
<8> all cold and no women
<9> warmed up enough to be appreciated actually
<9> plenty of women
<9> think i took a few of your share DonkeyPunch
<11> plenty of women.. in alaska
<11> I see
<9> sorry
<11> :P
<4> 'cept they won't let you lay a hand on 'em, eh? Omfg
<1> Hiya Omfg :)
<9> morning Nadezhda`
<9> heya BadInfluence
<4> hi :-)
<1> !w Melbourne, Australia
<10> Melbourne, Victoria: Temperature (59F/15C) Conditions (Partly Cloudy) High (71F/22C) Low (53F/12C)


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