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<0> again O.o
<1> You don't but does he?
<1> I actually knew a few gals like that
<1> Barely touch them down there and they went off
<1> It was quite amusig
<1> n
<2> no, neither him nor I have that prob
<2> no premature stuffs goin on
<1> Well it's not a problem if your a girl ;)
<1> Usually girls like that have a few before the guy
<3> Eve was washing her "stuff" in a steam and God came to her and said OH NOOOOO what have you done....she said I am washing myself as you instructed me.....he said Yeah...but now how am I gonna get the smell outta all those fish????
<1> I knew a gal that could ejaculate as well
<1> THAT was amusing
<4> hands up everyone interested in Ke^in's *** life!
<2> If it happened that fast, yea, that'd be a problem for me ... I like to enjoy my time, dont want it over like that



<1> Omfg you can't vote twice
<4> mmmhmmm
<1> Put one hand down
<4> no hands
<0> lol
<5> ^o)
<2> yes, some girls can
<1> The whole bed was a wet spot
<0> ffs again!! O.o
<4> everyone saw me try subtlety right
<0> Uh huh.
<6> yes
<4> logged! now if i can just post it to my livejournal site
<3> what does a woman do when she gets out of the battered womens shelter?.....the DISHES if she knows whats good for her
<6> Teknokrat: That'll do pig.
<2> NOT funny Teknokrat
<1> Heh
<0> +oinking Teknokrat
<4> Teknokrat the cricket chirping is actually uproarious laughter
<4> dont be fooled
<1> I laughed
<0> lol
<4> in yer pants
<3> hahaha
<3> what do you say to a girl with two black eyes?.....NUTHIN yew done tolt her twice
<1> Tek actually used to room with me at one time
<1> We had a blast
<2> kheytea :)
<4> was he gentle with you
<0> Hiya kheytea :)
<7> =) hiya.
<1> That was before the hogjawl move in
<4> i hate love triangles too
<3> I'm just picking.....I dont hate women.....heck I used to OWN a couple of them myself
<1> He used to torment Bekah (the one I am dating) all the time
<0> ha..or not.. :P
<0> You're dating someone Ke^in?!
<3> I got those redneck jokes from hogjowl in fact
<1> Yes
<1> Have been
<4> he's lying, we need naked pics for proof
<0> Does she know it?
<3> he's a big fat goofy redneck
<4> of HER this time
<0> lol
<7> lol
<1> Heh
<1> Tek knows her
<6> images of old cars in slow motion.
<1> Has for longer than I
<0> What's the liklihood of two wareikas here at the same time? hmm
<1> A LOT longer
<3> knows WHO?
<6> I think I'll watch Dazed and confused tonight.
<1> Bekah
<1> Actually Tek introduced me to her
<3> I should know her....she's my cousin



<4> so you dated her too
<0> lol
<6> hah
<1> Heh
<1> Got to admit
<0> heeeeeeeehehe
<1> That was a good one
<4> im not trying to be mean btw
<6> got the mic off just in time to read that
<1> Heh
<1> She is gettingon
<6> that was close
<0> Just being honest, Omfg?
<3> the first time I nailed her I told her damn...youre a lot better than mom.....she said yeah thats what dad sez too
<1> Heh
<1> Ban phlood :p
<1> Bekah Omfg wants naked pics
<4> i like his humor
<3> land of the fee....home of the slave
<8> Oh well
<1> .wav
<1> It got dead in here all of a sudden
<1> See what you did Bekah
<4> preferably in that britney statue giving birth pose
<3> the reason women's feet were designed so short is so they could get closer to the sink to do the dishes
<1> I saw that statue
<1> gaa
<4> did you see the back view
<1> I tried not to
<1> So no linking is required
<4> looked like a baby getting shot out of an earthworm
<1> heh
<0> *blech*
<4> with another earthworm on top
<0> Okies...had bout enough of the he-man woman haters club. You rascals have a good one! :)
<1> heh
<1> That isn't that hard to believe ;p
<1> off
<6> NAND
<6> NOR
<4> POP
<4> POKE
<6> Skeletor!
<6> ohnoes!
<4> by the power of numbskull
<6> w***ap?
<6> cleaning house?
<4> if its gonna be silent, might as well filter the join/part crap
<4> =]
<6> spose
<1> :p
<1> I saw you put back in the temp idle bans
<1> :D
<4> the what?
<4> no idle bans...
<4> wut
<1> When someone was idle for a period of time, they got banned then kicked. Then unbanned shortly after
<4> now im confused
<4> oh
<4> nope
<4> nothing like that
<4> why ya think that?
<1> I said it should be added :D
<4> creates too much traffic
<1> doh
<1> You can just turn bans and kicks off in your client
<1> well not for ops of course
<1> It never was
<9> If bunnywaffles was alive she'd be mocking your face off Ke^in
<6> hmmmm. If you were asked by your woman if you wanted to doubleclick her mouse how would you translate that?
<10> why


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