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<0> he knew damn well what he was doing
<1> WAS?
<0> we had a problem with him "marking his terroritory" on the dining room carpet
<0> wasn't
<0> typo, sue me
<0> ANYWAY
<2> hahaha
<0> so my dad put down mousetraps on the newspaper to try and persuade the cat to stop pissing on the carpet
<1> he never stopped to think it was you that was pissing on the carpet?
<0> well, that cat would lay there for hours staring at the mousetraps, studying them apperently, because the next morning my dad wanted to kill the cat
<2> what I hate is when you go somewhere, and there is a stray cat that will come up to you and "mark your leg" as you stand there
<0> after it pissed onTOP of a mousetrap and never set any off
<2> hahahaha
<0> that was the last straw, my mom had to stop my dad from killing the cat
<0> no, i pissed on the kitchen floor
<0> the cat owned the dining room
<2> rofl
<3> brb
<0> so now my mom and i joke that my dad and the cat are up in heaven together locked in the ultimate battle
<4> for the litter box or the comfortable chair?
<4> oh, the livingroom, sorry.
<4> didn't sb.
<4> I wanna beer.
<5> "If you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand."
<5> Love that tune
<6> I thought you were leaving, lwny
<0> i decided to eat dinner first
<0> wanna be dessert?
<7> I'm excited about my vacations
<7> ALYSSA WHORE
<6> ALEISHA SLUT
<6> I'm depressed
<6> make me feel better
<7> why honey?
<0> god gave you fingers, use them ;p
<8> hello! please pm me... thanx
<7> I'm going to Disney World & OKC this summer
<9> trisha______
<9> are u sure u're not a professional bot?
<6> I have a huge crush on this guy and yesterday he told me that he'd totally get with me if he were single
<2> whats the difference between a professional bot and a normal bot?
<5> Professional Bots get paid.
<2> hahahaha'
<10> any f,
<10> i have cam and pics
<6> F'CKIN NEIGHBOR KIDS SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND
<6> SHUT THE F'CK UP
<5> woah
<5> :)
<2> ya know, you might get better results if you lean out the DOOR of your place and yell that, I dont think they can hear you on IRC
<6> they're having a birthday party and it's been going on since 6pm
<6> 5pm
<0> AJ....come on over so you can yell at the neighbor kids here then
<6> no thx
<0> :*(
<11> hi
<5> howdy willie
<12> hiyyas mrfixit :D
<12> heyya doodiedoodie too
<6> I hate when people give unwarranted advice
<12> :| I advice you to just not to pay any attention to them Alyssa
<12> ;)
<6> :)
<13> !op
<6> hi
<13> its quiet tonight, is there anything good and exciting on TV worldwide that keeps people from this place?
<5> Ratt^Plan: It's International Geeks have dates day.
<13> hmmm, and why wasnt I ***igned a date :P
<6> lol
<5> They're all in teh bathroom waxing their carrots and double-clicking their mice.
<6> you're not a geek?
<13> alyssa : hmmm, apparently not :|
<13> LOL @ fixit
<6> :)
<13> maybe its a good thing I am not then, lol
<5> sorry bout that. momentary lapse of taste.
<5> I've been in this state for years.
<13> because a real geek would have a wireless mouse to be able to doubleclick it in the bathroom, my mouse doesnt have a cord long enough to reach :|
<5> double-clicking your mouse = somethign I got from a movie implying female *********ion.
<13> owww :P
<0> kinky
<14> Haha!
<5> "you mean you've never doubleclicked your mouse!"
<5> I forget what movie it was.
<15> hi
<5> now I gotta go google it
<5> tks Ratt^Plan
<5> :P
<5> It was American Pie
<5> I thought so
<13> :P american pie
<13> ack, I was too late, lol I was googling too... ofcourse
<13> hmm, now I wonder, was it the same girl who... went to bandcamp? :P
<16> hey
<13> yes buffie?
<13> hi too :)
<16> nothing, just sayin hi ;)
<5> lo
<13> hi back :D how are you doing?
<5> Ratt^Plan: I found the soundbite. :)
<5> queued
<5> heh heh
<13> LOL
<13> grrr, I wish tax returns were already here, so I could by my new puter :P
<13> buy too
<17> hey all
<16> i'm fine thanks you?
<13> good to hear :)) I've been better, and been worse :D so in general I cant complain
<5> 1 more day above ground is a good day
<0> if you say so
<13> lol
<5> that's my mother's favorite saying.
<16> well i had a back m***age and she has really killed me so i can only move in one direction without my shoulder feling like it's going to fall off
<16> !!
<13> lol @ buffie
<13> hmmm, I wouldnt mind going for a m***age about now
<5> That'll teach you to be rich and get m***ages.
<13> lol
<5> <eyes roll>
<16> it was from my sister in law who is a beautian!!!
<5> just goes to show that no matter how well off someone is there is always something that can be complained about. :P
<13> buffie : was the sholder intentional? or was it on purpose ;)
<16> but my shoulder has been f@@@ed for weeks!
<13> shoulder too, ack, whats with my typing today
<5> The key words in that are in-law. I woulda seen it coming. :P
<0> Buffie...take a ball bat to your sister in laws shoulder
<0> revenge!
<5> Or a cattle prod
<16> nah she's lovely..... although she wants to get a bit up close and personal and wax my bikini line and stuff but i keep saying no!!!!!
<13> but maybe without the m***age the shoulder would've hurted more in the long run :P
<0> *blink*
<0> can i watch?
<13> LOL, same thought lawn? (thats somewhat scary :P )
<16> it was killing more so.... i guess it was a gd idea
<16> believe me, watching a girl getting a bikini wax is not a ***y experience!!!!
<5> mmmmmmmmmm
<5> hawt
<13> I wouldnt know, personally I dont do any kinds of waxing or get myself anywhere near it, but thats perhaps a gender thing :P
<16> thats it fixit!!!
<16> biting down on bits of wood!
<5> pretty ***y for a masochist.
<5> mayeb a gag ball
<14> Heh, ***y.
<13> sounds like you have experience in watching such a thing fixit? :P
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