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<0> 1022
<1> what's w/ the negative feet #s when your'e coming down?
<0> it's the number of feet out of visual range
<2> I think that's the height above the screen
<0> Anyhone ever seen royal canadian air farce?
<0> chicken cannon?
<2> yes
<3> heya all :)
<0> CBGB!
<1> didn't they do that one on mythbusters?
<2> hi CdnBadGrl
<3> MrFiXiT!
<1> SUGAR BOOBS!
<3> hey Forbin :)
<3> PUNKIN BUM!
<1> f'ing PLANTS! They need to stop eating my kitty! GRRRRR



<0> The chicken cannon is an air cannon they use to shoot rubber chickens and a wide ***ortment of things like tomato paste and oatmeal at pictures of politicians and stuff.
<3> eeeep
<2> how are you, CdnBadGrl ?
<3> Forbin i'm well, you?
<2> and CdnBadGrl is now "sugar boobs"?
<2> I'm doing ok
<3> Rebekah i didn't see a dress i liked for you today
<2> is sabby still "sugar tits"?
<1> MrFiXiT, didn't they build one on mythbusters and shoot chickens (frozen & thawed) at airplanes?
<4> !addq <1> f'ing PLANTS! They need to stop eating my kitty! GRRRRR
<0> likely
<1> CdnBadGrl, s'ok... god knows how fat I'm gonna be by Sept. :/
<2> Rebekah yes, they did
<3> well, first of all, you are not and will not be fat by sept
<1> um...
<3> i guess that's first and second of all, lol
<1> I will be if my doctor doesn't come back & I end up w/ this horrible doctor that I don't like.
<3> can't you go to a different doc?
<3> and hi CaNeS :)
<2> what happened to your doc?
<3> Forbin can be your luv doctor!
<1> YAY! 1,079 ft~
<1> Forbie... I think she's out on maternity leave.
<0> this one is gonna be good
<0> meh
<0> opnly 874
<0> -p
<3> hey PoPe`alicious :)
<4> hi cbg
<1> but when I asked last time I was at the office, nobody knew when my doc would be coming back ...
<5> sup CdnBadGrl :)
<6> Hi PoPe` :)
<1> I don't want her to decide to stay home w/ her baby :(
<1> heya PoPe` *lix*
<5> hello piscesfemale
<5> lix Rebekah
<3> how long do you guys get for mat leave in the US?
<7> God might be trying to tell me something... I peek in and the Pope shows up
<1> the law stipulates that you can take up to 12 weeks off and must be given your same or equvilent job back...
<3> lol
<2> hi lady50
<2> err LadyFox
<1> but there's nothing that says they have to pay you for it.
<3> up to 12weeks :S
<3> jesus
<0> yike
<5> h LadyFox depends on where ya been lol
<7> LOL
<0> 12 weeks
<3> we get one year here....and you get your job back
<2> hi dollfin
<7> (((( CdnBadGrl ))))
<8> hey forby ;)
<8> Noc noc hey baby :)
<9> howdy
<3> same or equivalent also.....but we get one year
<7> LOL PoPe`
<1> where I work now... you can take as much time off as you want ... but if you don't have any sick/annual leave saved up, it's all unpaid.
<3> how are ya LadyFox :))
<1> so wtf good is that?



<8> good lord it's been a while for me ;)
<3> :O
<7> I'm tired as hell
<3> get the hell outta here Rebekah!!!
<3> hey dollfin :)
<1> CdnBadGrl... it's the fed. gov't - it's better than just about any other place out there in terms of benefits.
<8> heya CBG :)
<8> Bekah ;)
<3> yes, i agree
<1> heya dollfin :)
<3> but ffs, lol....unpaid mat leave...how much would that ****
<3> i mean, here, on mat leave, you only get paid 55% of your reg wage
<3> but it's still something
<1> well, if you save up your leave beforehand, you can get paid normally
<3> yes, same here
<3> and then mat leave on top of that
<1> so the trick is to stay really really healthy for an entire year before you get pregnant and take NO vacations...
<3> lol
<1> then get knocked up and you'll be ok
<3> sounds like a great plan, lol
<1> you'll have enough time off for all the doc visits AND a month or two of maternity leave fully paid
<2> planning to get knocked up , reb?
<3> sounds great, lmao
<1> Forbie, I'd love to... but my uterus isn't cooperating.
<2> shame on it
<4> that's a very important participant
<3> her ovaries are being her underies, lol
<1> my ovaries are just being a pain in my gut, literally :/
<8> CaNeS how the heck are ya?
<4> dollfin :)
<2> :(
<3> and they're latching onto places they shouldn't be
<4> i'm doing ok...how about you?
<8> great thanks :)
<1> and if they attach themselves onto anything else, I'm going reach up there & rip them out my damn self.
<3> eeep
<7> LOL
<3> lol
<8> getting ready to go out soon with some friends
<3> ok, brb
<2> where are you going, dollfin ?
<1> so I got a new chinese food menu today on my front door ...
<1> half was in English...
<8> up to the Trouser Mouse a bar here haha
<1> the other half was in Spanish!
<2> I won't ask...
<2> Rebekah LOL
<8> hahah
<2> are you going to order from there?
<1> no, that sorta frightened me
<2> dollfin are you looking for a trouser mouse?
<8> Ummmmm not tonight, but maybe another time hahah
<1> plus it's called "The Glory Garden" ... sounds like a really bad porn movie to me.
<8> no they have a band up there i have a friend that plays in it
<1> and after last weekend, I'm none too happy w/ porn right now :P
<2> Rebekah LOL
<2> no porn for you!
<2> dollfin well have a good time!
<2> and watch out for the mice!
<8> Oh I will thanks. Wish you could all join me here too
<8> hahah it's not the mice I'm worried about it's the rats ha
<2> well plan ahead so we can be there
<8> there ya go
<2> where are you, btw?
<8> in Kansas City, Missouri
<2> ok
<8> in the burbs actually place called Blue Springs
<1> I was in KC in October I think...
<1> maybe it was November... I can't remember.
<8> kewl bekah did you like it?


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