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<0> HP!
<1> hehe
<0> awww
<0> can't i be karbon dioxide?
<1> don't want to be the silent killer?
<0> at least i have 02 instead of 0 :/
<0> naa
<2> How about Karbon Deposit
<0> i'm not a ninja
<1> okay
<1> KARBON DIOXIDE!
<3> KARBUNKLE!
<0> Zoinkies!
<3> zoink
<3> haha



<4> ok, transfomer time !
<4> transformers ftw!
<5> later all
<2> transformers?
<2> more than meets the eye?
<5> yea
<5> yeah baby
<2> whos' your fav?
<5> !!!
<5> umm
<2> I had "Jazz" when I was a kid :D
<5> bumblebee
<2> you're so euro.. you would go for the VW Bug :D
<5> lol
<5> later
<2> hasta
<6> one of my friends says ''hasta la pasta ''
<2> customer: "HI, I lost all the icons off my desktop and I don't know how"
<2> how can you not know how..
<2> it's not like.. you just turn the thing on and they're gone.. you have to actually "choose" the option
<7> hello
<0> dude, Dinobots ftw!
<8> http://www.radioabf.net/pls/hd.m3u
<2> dinobots were cool
<2> I liked whatever the f he was.. the tape deck .. very 80s :D
<0> which tapedeck?
<0> there was blaster and soundwave
<7> ? soundwave was cool
<0> yea, now they'd have to have a psp dude or some ipod dude
<9> KANENA KALO KOPITSI?
<0> Megatron; iPod..Transform and ATTACK!!!
<7> lol!
<3> <2> customer: "HI, I lost all the icons off my desktop and I don't know how"
<7> HAHA!
<3> Traz.. logging in as a different (new) user will do that ;)
<0> iPod: RAWR!!!! Eat my iTunes only mp3s!
<9> ELA JULI
<3> BailNunny
<7> what you do is ctrl-prt screen the puter... set it as your background and then delete all the icons... Its hilarious to see meople madly clicking icons that aren't there
<10> Hey ZB
<8> meople \m/
<0> hgroovy, that's almost mean enough to want to do that to the computers at work!
<2> ZB: heh.. he found the "show desktop items" and removed the checkmark
<0> "Brad.. for messing with company property.. you're fired" "OMG!!! It was sooooo worth it though watching you morons!"
<3> bit of tape under optical mice is fun too :)
<3> Traz.. haha
<7> haha!
<2> ZB: at college, I'd take the ball outta the serial mouse, just place it where it wouldn't roll around (on the keyboard, for example) and put the mouse back together.. then wait.
<2> confused people..
<2> ZB: used to remove the start button from W95a also :D
<0> ZB_Zzz, they installed linux on 2 of the 20+ workstations where i work.. well.. watching everyone scratch their heads at it going "OMG WTF IS THIS ****!" as i snicker quietly
<7> KMAO
<2> good times :>
<7> LMAO!!
<3> hehehe
<6> kmao?
<2> kmao? hrm..
<6> kissing my ...



<0> then i politely as possible, still laughing, show them where it is under gnome :/
<2> kleptoing my
<6> I can't even complete that
<8> i once unplugged my boss's monitor in the middle of a irreversible operation on a mission critical server
<8> good times
<8> he **** himself
<0> lol
<3> :x
<2> Omfg: lol.. amazing you're still employed somedays ;-)
<2> or was that a past job :X
<9> ok
<7> just stick a disk in the computer when it boots up.. some people just don't get it
<9> hello anna
<6> hgroovy : is a computer male of female?
<11> hi everybody
<2> hgroovy: I had a programmer call me to his desk once.. his floppy drive was broken, only took disks in halfway
<2> I went to his desk, pulled the disk out, turned it right-side-up, and placed it fully in the drdive
<2> drive
<6> hi skarim
<7> LMAO
<2> he begged me to not tell anyone
<2> }:-)
<6> well... did you?
<7> BadInfluence: depends o waht your using it for pron: female. work: biznatch, games: boy
<7> please tell me you didn't thats just a great story
<6> nah, hgroovy .. there's a more apt reason for the answer, choose one gender
<0> he just told us didn't he?
<2> Baddi: immediately after, of course I did :D
<7> female
<7> lol! too true kar
<0> Trazom, i knew a girl that couldn't find the horn on her car :/
<6> hgroovy: the reason for that choice?
<7> i like porn..? :P
<6> that's a good reason, but not one with logic in it
<7> no, i went with that because a car is female..
<0> 100% of all women know where the mirrors are in their car, <5% know how to operate the cruise control.
<7> KAr: lol!
<6> hgroovy .. the reason that a computer HAS to be male and NOT female.. is .. that how many females do you know who would accept a 3 and a half inch floppy? :D
<7> LMAO!
<0> BadInfluence, well.. what would that translate in harddisk terms ? :X
<8> er, how many men do you know that would?
<8> DONT ANSWER THAT
<7> lol
<0> where is mikey when you need him?
<6> lol Omfg, I had already started to answer that
<8> lol
<0> Jmaine, careful, that snail is kicking your Ernie in that race
<8> slashdot glosses over google story, i knew that would happen
<6> it's bed time for moi
<6> ciao!
<7> ciao
<0> ut oh
<0> my sudo actions will be reported to the sys admin!
<0> ohhhhh Sesame Street
<0> what do i do now?
<2> are sudo actions like.. judo or karate?
<7> psuedo...
<7> alperen80 was kicked by X ((Omfg) please remove all vowels from your nickname)
<7> :P that would be great
<12> !op
<8> hgroovy - ive done that on occasion :)
<8> heya Pillows
<12> hey Omfg!!!!
<13> nellos


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