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<0> lol
<1> YAY
<2> or feels Rebekah up?
<2> we!!
<3> with one eye : )
<3> i have more fingers!!!
<2> lol
<3> some girls tell me i am well hung *wink*
<1> pfft
<4> like a donut
<2> some girls tell me that too :|



<2> so crude
<3> not flipping you off
<2> I know, that's why it's crude
<3> taunting you with how well hung i am : )
<3> i prefer vulgar, its redeemable, crude is ingrained
<2> Ok, vulgar works
<2> I still prefer crude, but I am accomodating
<3> and its why i love you as much as i do
<3> you are a gift, do you know that?
<2> you mean very little? :(
<3> NO :(
<3> i smile when you come in and pout when you leave :(
<2> <3
<2> Awww u lie, that's why I love you so much ;*
<4> you girls need to get out
<0> MrBear
<0> you need to stfu
<2> dammit RadioBot
<2> Ryannon
<2> don't leave like that
<2> :(
<3> what?
<3> i didnt mean to
<2> it makes my heart go potty :((
<3> i think MrBear disconnected me, he doesnt like me and doesnt get my humor :(
<3> either that or my ferret unplugged my router again
<4> :(
<3> its okay MrBear, i know one day you will say you have a milf and it will be me that you are referring to
<3> i have patience, i can wait for you to like me and my stellar rack
<4> ?
<3> i might even have all the bottles in by then
<0> hott
<3> i never liked wine but i love a good wine rack
<4> well Ry I have no idea what you look like
<3> and yet you dislike me anyway
<3> i LOVE that
<4> I never said I didnt like you
<3> i am a big old fat pig with a birth mark that looks like colorado on my right cheek. it really is hard to not notice and stare at it. that is why i always try to keep my pants on in public
<2> Hahahaha
<2> !addq <3> i am a big old fat pig with a birth mark that looks like colorado on my right cheek. it really is hard to not notice and stare at it. that is why i always try to keep my pants on in public
<2> why colorado? :|
<3> texas just seems so big for my scrawny ***
<2> there's always Kansas
<2> very... rectangular
<2> suits anyone
<3> i thought of mountains and skiing, i am weak
<5> dng
<2> Oh
<2> come ski with me, I **** at it, we can laugh a bunch
<2> and throw moose at bunnywaffle
<6> hi
<2> or moose droppings, and pine cones!
<3> i love pine cones
<2> or squirrels, I've always wanted to randomly throw squirrels at people
<7> Hi singlef37
<2> hi singlef37
<1> g'night all *wave*
<3> my son wanted a southern flying squirrel as a pet



<3> night beks
<8> heya singlef37
<9> singlef37 :)
<10> hi ummmm guys
<11> !seen ManInHis40s
<2> I didn't think you could have a squirrel as a pet
<2> even less a flying one
<3> southern flying squirrels are tame and domesticated (means the same, i know)
<3> you can get them at pet stores
<12> Hi everyone
<2> wow
<10> Zia` ask bullwinkle where his pet squirrel is
<2> um I'd rather not singlef37
<2> :|
<3> marco always wanted one so he could ask girls if they wanted to pet his squirrel
<2> HAHAHA
<7> Ahhahaha
<2> smart guy
<12> lol
<3> *nod*
<7> <o salutes to marco!
<2> takes after his momma
<7> Rofl
<2> lol
<13> hi :)
<3> hi sweatangel
<2> haha
<2> ew
<2> :|
<10> yuk
<0> sweaty
<3> she needs a bath, but its okay, we welcome her anyway
<10> heya CaNeS
<13> wow, aren't you so funny
<0> hi singlef37
<2> she is funny, don't bash swtangel`
<7> She can sit with noctural and all the other hygiene challenged chatters
<3> it depends on your sense of humor swtangel`, if you found me funny, then yes. if you are uptight or like british, then i doubt you are being serious
<3> humor is very subjective
<3> like take for instance
<3> my ex husband used to work for this guy who lost his wife in a freak accident
<3> he insisted on living on the beach because she had been very sick and he wanted her to be able to go out to the beach anytime she wanted
<3> she liked going out early because no one was around to see her when she was so sick and frail looking
<3> by the way, this is a true story, i am not ****ting you guys
<3> so one day, he wakes up and doesnt see his wife and looks all over
<2> :/
<3> waits for her to come back from where ever she is
<3> no wife for a while, finally the police come to his house
<3> she had gone out to the beach and laid on the sand before sun up, she liked to hear the crashing waves in the dark, they soothed her
<10> how can a network stand re-running the same movie a thousand times????
<3> a beach comber ran her over, crushed her head, killed her
<14> Omg ouch
<14> hi Rya
<3> funny he moved her to the beach to help her get healthy huh?
<3> hi nads
<15> ohh my.. that is soo sad
<14> Zia :)
<2> hi NaDeZhDa
<14> lol yeah
<16> hi
<3> i found it funny, in an ironic sort of way
<2> Omg Ryannon
<2> :(
<2> hi bunnywaffle
<17> hi
<3> my ex husband thought i was horrible for laughing at the irony
<14> I know someone whos uncle went to answer the call of nature during a drive, He walked into the bushes and fell off a cliff lol
<3> hahahaha
<3> see? irony
<16> how are u zia
<2> I'm alright bunnywaffle, et toi?


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